Ellen is getting ripped apart right now

She sounds like she has asperger's. They're supposed to be respecting mental illness.

How did this ugly rat-faced bitch become so popular? Or rather, how can she be successful when seemingly everybody hates her and does not watch her show?

she has the Oprah crowd: braindead women who don't work

take your meds

Probably has friends in high places, good connections etc

>if someone is a faggot you can’t say anything bad about them
Let’s take the dildo out of our ass and calm down pucker puss.

The last one seems fair enough. Also she's always famously been a bitch, this isn't news, just people bored with being quarantined.

lol you know damn well if conservatives were attacking a celebrity who turned out to be gay they would be called homophobic.

I really hope Epstein, Weinstein etc was just the beginning.

Can't wait for the downfall of so many fake celebs, and watch normies squirm as shit comes out

A lot of these meanie stories seem too consistent to be a coincidence

Is she legit a cunt? I loved her in Nemo

those responses lmao
>notice me...p-please.
>below average personal hygiene
>i'm fine with destroying someone else stuff, but don't hold me accountable.

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Middle aged housewives love her stupid show

Supposedly, you do get paid the promised amount of you work for her or her production. A lot of Jew producers in Hollywood find a way to stiff freelancers and lower-end employees, but Ellen supposedly hasn't done that.

>i'm fine with destroying someone else stuff
Can you not read? That person said they WEREN'T comfortable driving Ellen's car, but made to do so anyway.

those responses are visible in the OP image you fucking mong why did you feel the need to crop it again

People tell me she's a cunt but what sort of cunty things does she actually do?

she’s a tool of the Gay Agenda, she’s handed a platform because she pushes homosex propaganda

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No one ever liked those two Jews though, spielberg falling would send normalfags into hysteria but he won’t ever get caught

COPE

Nah before Howard Stern truly and utterly had no redeeming qualities (pre Artie leaving), they used to tell stories about how she was a cunt. This was back in 05-06 mind you, and Artie recently told a story in ‘17 how Howard used to loathe her personally (before apparently sucking up to her when he wanted to become a celebrity interviewer first and foremost)

You're mentally ill. Please seek help

Maybe she's a cunt irl but she always helps people on her show and is really generous, so I can't dislike her.

comedians and dykes tend to be vile people, she's both.

A personal assistant will need to drive, it's part of the job description and they likely made sure she had a license. That she "wasn't comfortable" is bullshit and they gave her a chance to get comfortable by driving when she made a stupid, simple, rookie mistake of backing into something, an easily avoidable accident. That assistant seemed incompetent and deserved to be fired.

The first one is bullshit too, not everyone needs to talk to the top boss.

>inb4 nothing fucking happens

The nail and car thing, if true are petty and stupid respectively. But the first thing is just pathetic on a staffers part. That’s like getting upset if your boss doesn’t say thank you or good morning to you. Here’s another hot tip. Your boss and coworkers don’t really give a shit how your weekend was and don’t want a serious conversation about it, they’re asking to be polite and courteous.

>A personal assistant will need to drive, it's part of the job description
A personal assistant is not a chauffeur, you idiot.

Ellen mustve pissed off one of the important kikes. Lot of hit pieces coming out on her.

I'll be sure to hold you people to this if it doesn't happen. Oh wait, you'll just slither your way out of it and say something like, "the fact that it didn't happen is just more proof we were right, because they saw we were onto them"

How the fuck is the last one bad? I have never backed up into a pole. Unless there is someone holding a gun to your head, I cannot fathom how you get so flustered that you back up into a pole.

>Your boss and coworkers don’t really give a shit how your weekend was
You've never made a friend through work, user? That's sad :(

If I was gonna hire a personal assistant and he couldn't drive my drunk ass around you're damn straight I'm going to fire him.

Like always.

There are times when they will need to drive, the fact that they made her drive means it was part of the job description. If you're going to do a job like that you need to have a basic skill like being able to drive, at least enough not to do something stupid enough like back into something. It's the equivalent of saying "I'm going to be a personal assistant but I'm uncomfortable talking on the phone so I just won't do it."

I want to believe.

>the fact that they made her drive means it was part of the job description
Uh, no, it does not mean that. People get asked to do shit outside of their job description all the time. You would know that if you weren't a NEET.

context?

A personal assistant for hollywood people is essentially a paid slave that you can abuse and make demands of 24 hours a day

>there is no distinction between work and personal time
>I’m too inept to understand what’s appropriate to talk about on end within the hierarchy of my employment and what isn’t
Have a quick conversation is fine, but you’d be retarded to think your boss actually wants to hear every aspect of
Your life, especially when they have objectively more important thoughts and duties to take care of.

Popular talk show hosts in general all seem to be famously weird or mean-spirited. Johnny Carson and Letterman were/are both cold, withholding people. Jay Leno is probably the worst of all.

>Uhhh I heard that someone I know knows somebody who might have read somewhere that Ellen maybe did this bad thing...

Wow, great source.

Spielberg and Hanks going down would be kino.

Normie tears and hysteria would be too much to handle.

The fact that I know it's a normal job requirement to be able to drive is proof I'm not a NEET, moron. If one of your fellow morons can't handle backing up a car for a personal assistant job then they deserve to get fired.

Precious metal prices tend to increase as stock prices go down

I can see why you have such trouble making friends. You should try being more personable.

It's probably the contrast between their friendly personas and their personal coldness that gets people talking.

Especially since the "bad things" were not being friendly to nobody underlings, expecting personal hygiene from a waitress and wanting competent employees.

Also if it’s a real story, there’s a difference beteeen getting a scratch in your bosses car and if the assistant absolutely ruined it and racked up a bill. In which case, absolutely get fucked you’re gone.

>If I was gonna hire a personal assistant and he couldn't drive
he a loud n proud lesbo will surely hire a he
>I have never backed up into a pole. Unless there is someone holding a gun to your head, I cannot fathom how you get so flustered that you back up into a pole
welcome to the wild world of female incompetence, user
enjoy the ride while society's contributing males get coronaed

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>Yes, staff don't always get to greet and be social with talent. Do you think Mick Jagger is polite to his roadies or do you think they do whatever the fuck he wants because he's the reason they can put food on the table?
>I guarantee this bitch was trashy head to foot. And yes, chipped nail polish on a waitress at the type of places Ellen eats is embarrassing and deserves reprimand.
>There's more to this story. But either way, "Pretty sure I heard"? What kind of source is that?

Project anymore and you’d be a kodak. But that’s a little above your speed.

It's a normal job requirement to be able to drive for many jobs, yes. Chauffeur, taxi driver, trucker, and so on.
But a personal assistant simply isn't one of those jobs, bud.

user. An assistant in LA NEEDS to know how to drive. If you're supposed to go out and pick up a meal, or coffee, what? You're gonna take an hour using the fucking bus?

You're just being contrarian and know damn well it's not unreasonable to expect your assistant to know how to drive in fucking Hollywood.

Based.

How do you even manage to back into something in a modern car? I assume Ellen drives a top tier Mercedes or BMW or maybe a fully loaded Tesla. All equipped with cameras everywhere and sensors to warn you if you’re too close to something.

How would you get around Los Angeles, dear user?
Would the 2 hour wait time be acceptable to your boss if you needed to pick up their dry cleaning 10 miles away?

I'm sorry, I thought my original comment made it clear that I HAVE been able to make friends with coworkers.

You over estimate young dumb people.

omg is that some motherfucking gauge?

bro that's old shool

Maybe it was vintage? Either way that assistant was incompetent and Ellen did nothing wrong in firing her.

That's not how you greentext you absolute dyke-loving newnigger.

She’s a down-low real estate mogul

"Our Prime Minister", what country is he from?