Look, I'm a comedian

I don't know, ask my wife's daughter

>why do gays want other people to be gay
more people to fuck. ask your dad about it.

joe talks about dicks every podcast

Can anyone name a Joe Rogan joke?

His sexuality

He’s got a bit about being raped by Brock lesner. It’s not funny, but I believe it’s meant to be a joke

the only thing that comes to mind is him talking about apes, or fucking, and him probably air humping onstage. i know i've watched his stuff, but i remember nothing

nah man, that guy lives hard

Rape-jokes are not jokes, they're crimes

Easy Brendan Schuab

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*starts talking about regenokine*

Has Joe Rogan ever had sex on the Astral Plane with Brock Lesnar while smoking DMT?

Ha, good one!

He had a joke in 2006 about a retarded kid not buying the story of Noahs Ark. Probably the funniest thing of his I saw and it was mediocre.

I've watched a bit of his standup and it's just not funny to me. I think this is the case of someone who's probably funny to hang out with but not as stand up. Same for chris d'elia

i like d'elia's podcast way more than his standup.

"I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you like a lawnmower."

He was raging at some roastie.

>hold up, that's just a drawing!

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youtube.com/watch?v=mlucIr8kg7k

his only legit funny routine is 15 years old.
the theme is "dating a girl with lots of guy friends" and those guys being the equivalent of "in case of emergency, break glass" dick-on-call and how they will sniff out your relationship's weakness like wolves. he howls and such.
joe's problem is he tries to overpower the crowd, to browbeat them into a mindset. this technique works well one-on-one or with small groups but utterly fails on screen. he very well may kill in small rooms with friendly crowds, though; he did survive the early boston standup scene.

joe rogan looks like a dumb mexican, is that considered white in mutt america???

joe's homosexuality isnt a secret

In a perfect world Ryan Dawson would go on instead of Jones.

youtube.com/watch?v=IkQxWIO7g0A

Dude why do you want Joe to be gay sooo bad

Have you ever fucked your own mother Joe Rogan?

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>implying

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>t. an actual faggot

These
These were funny, but they were all from his one special about 15+ years ago

He has small as fuck arms for someone who is 5'6" tops, does he even work out

>not thinking callen is the best part of the fight companions

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Joe's made it pretty clear that he's never going to have any genuine political dissidents on his show. Having Dawson go on and talk about ZOG would be hilarious even though he still has dumb libertarian takes on everything else.

>"comedy is one of the hardest things you could ever do, normal people just don't get it"
>"every day I go to the store and chop at bits, crafting them like fine steel *chomp chomp* like a fucking samurai grinding a katana for weeks and weeks with MURDER on his mind"
>"and then after half a year or so I finally reach that moment were I think, yes it is done - all that hard work paid off. the long sleepless night, the sacrifices I've made, all to hone that edge to perfection Joey Diaz"
>"nobody but comedians understand what it takes and the orgasm you get from having the audience laugh at that joke you crafted for so long to straight up kill like a savage"

>what half of a year of applied craft gets you
youtube.com/watch?v=pAP8xEGaAyI

wrinks yodeling was funnier than rogans whole career

based craft poster

:)

In a perfect world it would be Will Cooper instead of Johnes.

Diaz is funny though. His own pdocast is hilarious. No one would get away with the shit he says to the Christ Killer and Flying Jew, Lee Syatt.

i wish i could isolate the audio of callen playing that aztec death whistle

Doesn't Dawson have a twin brother? He should take up a tin foil hat conspiracy character, become famous like Jones, get invited on Rogan and then switch places with Ry.

Do you guys think he actually believes in that Onnit and nootropics shit he shills, or does he just know how fucking dumb his fans are and hes playing them for the money

He takes it himself, he's just afraid of aging.

If its too expensive make it yourself

and whenever they look up a Yas Forums celebrity, Joe always calls them sexy. not handsome. not jacked. sexy. at the very least he is bi-sexual.

Joey Diaz is there to entertain not tell the fucking truth you fag

how was joes relationship with his father
i feel like it probably wasnt great and thats why he overcompensates on that side of things

this shitpost is unironically a finer work of craftsmanship than anything joe rogan's ever done.

from wikipedo: "His father, Joseph, is a former police officer in Newark. Rogan's parents divorced when he was five; he has not been in contact with his father since he was seven."

I think hes said numerous times that his dad was a deadbeat. Also hes like five feet tall so that much more to compensate for. Hes made a pretty great life himself though, pretty fucking based if you ask me.

true, cant deny that
hes still turned into a typical commiefornia retard though and fuck him for giving brandon schwab a platform. RIP ufc acestreams

he still likes to brag about being a boston tough guy though lmao

He hates trannys though, you have to give him that

Why does Mark Maron hate Joe and his fans when he and his fans are the exact same way? I listen to both podcasts occasionally and observe their fans on twitter and they aren't two sides of the same coin, they are the same side of the same coin.

*axe kicks you in the knee*

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Absolutely seething. Joe could break you in half with a single kick.

>wee man gains

>Comedian, I'm CIA.

uh, you don't get to bring fight companions

you mean ankle

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>The Chad Bostonian
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