FALL BACK TO MINAS TIRIIIITH
FALL BACK TO MINAS TIRIIIITH
Leo Gray
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Landon Rodriguez
Gabriel Perry
MY BOY
Easton Morris
>The businesses are shutting down. Gondor calls for financial aid!
Jayden Price
why was faramir such a pussy in the movie?
Jaxson Hill
LET THE LOOORD OF THE BLACK LAAAND COME FARTH
Chase Parker
Joshua Stewart
Why did he start singing in the middle of the sentence?
Alexander Miller
What's the rundown on this character?
Lucas Wilson
>OK BUT WHAT DO WE EAT
Lincoln Parker
You've never run into battle with a wonky stick before? Are you gay?
Asher Sanders
His bravery went over your head
Brayden Brooks
Yellow grass like all the landscapes of hacksons middle-earth
Easton Martin
he was a failure notgonnaliefam
Andrew Davis
>And we will answer with unlimited QE
Andrew Jackson
They get their food imported, duh
Thomas Wood
go fuck yourself denethor
Christopher Rodriguez
>What are we holding onto, Sam?
>That there's a big stimulus package on the way, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth waiting for.
Ian Lopez
So anyway babe it's called taxposting. You take quotes from Lord of the Rings characters and change some words so it's financially oriented. This is in relation to George Raymond Richard Martin, writer of the Game of Thrones books, asking what Aragorn's tax policy would be. Some good ones are King Theoden, instead of yelling death before the Battle of Pelennor Field, he yells DEBT! It shows the above average intelligence of the posters on 4channel's Television & Film board, knowing so many details about finances and taxes. How about we head back to my place and I can pull one up from the archive?
Hunter Smith
Fuck you, you piece of shit. Take a dick in that asshole
Liam Russell
Dangerously based post
Logan Torres
The Pelennor Fields are right outside the city where all the farmers live and work.
Robert Gomez
>I can avoid being audited if I wish, but to stop paying taxes entirely... that is a rare gift.
Charles Sanchez
So Gandalf magicked said workfields and dwellings invisible for tactical reasons or
Asher Nelson
It's one thing to go into battle knowing there is a chance you will die, but it's quite another knowing that your death is almost certain. Faramir has a 1/100 chance to live, and he just got really lucky (or fate had deemed that he survive since fate seemed to play a strong role in the whole affair, starting with Bilbo finding the ring).
This kind of bravery is true of the Fellowship as well. Taking the ring to Mordor was basically a suicide mission that really shouldn't have succeeded, but it did.
John Wright
>Sir, we've already gone into the forbidden zone of... negative interest.
Daniel White
They have taken the toilet paper and the hand sanitizer. We limited the quantities but we cannot hold them for long. The store shakes... Scalpers. Scalpers in the aisles. We cannot wipe . A virus moves in the dark... We cannot wipe... They are coming
Mason Morgan
hehe, money printing machine go brrr
Levi Edwards
He's a Mary Sue in the original. He's better fleshed out as noble but ultimately human
Ian Gray
Why would you change the "We Cannot get out" you dolt
Jose Phillips
>ROLL-OH-VERS
Justin Hernandez
MAKE SAFE THE CITY!
Liam Morales
ABANDON YOUR STOCKS
SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
Sebastian Phillips
Kek
Jace Edwards
The book describes them as farmer fields which get utterly destroyed during the siege of the city. That the movies aren't nearly as accurate as them is a given.
Michael Martin
They obviously had granaries and supply lines duh. You don't keep your farming shit outside during wartime
Lincoln Harris
its a big city maybe they had some farms up near the top
Connor Turner
>And so life in Benidorm goes on, very much as it has this past decade
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Alexander Garcia
Fuckin pussy
Matthew Hernandez
>In the federal reserve there is no profit...only.... DEEEEEEEEEEBT
Kayden Moore
Bravo tolkien. A city built to watch against the forces of evil and you put a farm between you and the enemy
Jose Campbell
>This is it
>This is wat?
>If I add one more digit, it'll be the biggest tax fraud I have ever commited.
>Come on Sam, remember what Bilbo used to say: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, lying to the IRS. You start off with one off-shore account, and if you don't keep your numbers right, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."
David Carter
Taking the ring to Mordor would never have failed. Even when Frodo literally failed and didn't toss the ring, Eru made him push Gollum into the the volcano. Eru would have stepped in at the last second and pushed Sauron's shit in even if they never found the ring and started the fellowship, he just wanted to see how far the mortals could get.
Logan Hall
>A city built to watch against the forces of evil and you put a farm between you and the enemy
Yes? Why do you think this doesn't make sense? Every medieval fortress has communities of farms right outside it's gates to provide food for both daily consumption and stores for granaries, or animals to tan hides for leather. Are you dumb?
William Davis
Jaxon Clark
INCELDUR
Landon James
Instant turn on for any babe
Xavier Green
It's been a long time comin' but it finally came
For Bun B to get his motherfuckin' shot in the game
I put mo' work in than an average trill nigga can put
And I'mma gangsta from my head to my foot
Blacker than soot, I got the hood behind me
The street's co-signed me
Head ported in the ghetto (man), you know where to find me
The mission is laid out and the vision is clear
From this moment I run the South and everything down here
From the corners and cuts, trap spots and blocks
Whether it's rappin' or work, I got the shit on lock
I ain't wit' all that back talkin', sneak dissin', or plexin'
I'mma tell ya how I feel cause I'mma god damn Texan
'Bout time for me to start eliminatin' the fraud
Cause this a White House of cards, filled wit' nuthin but broads
Jace Murphy
How many orcs have you slain in hand to hand combat user
Jack Butler
"there'll be no money left to invest in the bull run"
"i dont think theryll be a bull run Mr. Frodo"
Hunter Evans
A daring yet complementary synthesis
Carson Carter
INVEST NOW!
INVEST NOW!
AND THE STOCKS RISE!
Christian Smith
>Bravo tolkien. A city built to watch against the forces of evil and you put a farm between you and the enemy
In the
Actually, in the book Minas Tirith has the outer wall of Rammas Echor and causeway forts defending the road to Osgiliath.
Jackson James
Lucas King
I know but its still not a good idea to have your food source between you and your enemy
Evan Bennett
he's not? he knows when he's being overrun. He even leads a pointless charge later because his crazy daddy tells him to
Cameron Morris
Andrew Peterson
>Where are the stocks and investors?
>Where is the portfolio that was growing?
>They have defaulted, like rain on the mountains
>The Dow has gone down in the west
Robert Reed
He could've gotten a helmet that's fits his fat fuckin' head better though.
Caleb Fisher
>Do you know how the federal reserve came into being?
>They were bankers once... taken by the Jewish powers.
James Reed
Oliver Morris
>I wish the virus had never come to me
>I wish none of this had happened
Logan Jackson
>Gandalf the Grey is coming
>He's a herald of austerity
>He's not welcome
Grayson Nguyen
get a load of this headlet questioning gigachad gondoran armor
Michael Jenkins
Arise! Arise, Bankers of Theoden! Stocks shall be shaken, contracts shall be splintered! A crash day... a black day... ere the market opens! Bid now!... Bid now!... Bid! Bid to ruin and the market's ending! Debt! Debt! Debt! Debt! DEBT! Debt! Forth, Eorlingas!
Liam Roberts
>not using LARD
you had one job
Chase Baker
Actually no. They ruined Faramirs character, by making him envious of Boromir and affected by the Ring just like his brother. Book Faramir is much more complex and engaging.
William Johnson
That was a really weird scene.
Connor Diaz
>fall back to minas tirith
are you sure that's a good idea
Charles Ortiz
GONDOR CALLS FOR HAND SANITIZER!
WHAT SAY YOU?
Cooper Hall
Ok, man, you legitimately made me laugh, and I am currently depressed, irritated, and distraught. Good job.
Evan Sullivan
FALL BACK TO MIDAS SNEEDETH (FORMERLY MIDAS CHUCKUTH(
Jaxson Jackson
Pretty good.
Caleb Reed
>this guy says it's from Yas Forums but it sounds more like a Yas Forums meme... is he bullshitting me?
Hudson Wilson
Lost it here senpai
Evan Evans
Granaries, yes, it's even mentioned in the books by Beregon of the Guard that they have "provisions" for a siege. But the supply lines that Minas Tirith had to the Southern feuds (Lebennin, Lamedon, Umbar) got cut off right before the army of Mordor besieged the city.
Jason Cooper
umbar wasn't part of Gondor at that point