American "humour" thread

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to be fair that looks like a delicious sandwhich

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unironically the only good scene in any DCEU film

they really tried to do a deadpool, very creative and talented, such a shame this tanked hard

this guy knows asian women

>80 mil domestic on a 100mil budget isn't a flop

user...

>obsessed over an omelette with cheese on a piece of bread with some hot sauce

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It's better than deadpool cause it doesn't hinge on 4th wall breaking, sex/fart jokes or x-men cameo's to be good. It's just a mediocre movie all on it's on without any crutches.

feminist cringe is worst cringe

why was this movie so bashed by the alt right? it never did any "men bad" for the sake of being men bad.

keep in mind that none of the women involved in the production of that movie have even the most basic cooking skills

WOMEN BAD

>its dat domestic dough doe

what the fuck, did we go back in time like 40 fucking years or what?

How much in worldwide + domestic ?

>gets up goes back inside the restaurant and orders another sandwich
is that so fucking hard?

This is not American humor, please do not associate Hollywood with America that is slander

That sandwich looked good though. Also american cheese is delicious on breakfast sammies :^).

Because it's a movie to take sides to. Read some letterboxd reviews, half actwd like there was another gay gender war controversy until it was willed into existence.

it barely got past 200 mil now and theres talk of putting it on vod

You can stop mansplaining whenever.

>american cheese is delicious
You can go fuck yourself to death.

Remember, you have to double the cost to account for marketing, then count the fact the net isn't going directly into the studio's pocket. You have to account for the theater's take, not to mention Uncle Sam snatching sweet tax money. It didn't come close to breaking even. I wonder if it's a scam in the vein of the Producers, an intentional flop. Every clip I've seen looks far, far worse than Springtime for Hitler, which was at least produced competently. Here everything from the CGI to the camerawork is so shockingly terrible, it had to be on purpose.

Is this a thing? I'm American and have only had it on lunches. Usually we have stashes of cheddar as well for breakfast sandwiches.

When I was a kid I just didn't understand their jokes. As an adult I realize they have no sense of humor. It's always the same sarcastic shit that's the same as shitty parodies. No originality whatsoever

she said she even lacks 75 cents to the asking price for the first one, so no moni for another
damn the clever writing!
but then on another occasion she said that paying is for suckers, and went all nigger on a random shop worker
I don't know why anyone would eat that shit thought, especially for breakfast
not american

>margot is 29
For some reason I always thought she was youthful looking late 30's.

>tfw older than her
shut the fuck up user

Who replies first? I reply first?
What is reply? When is reply? Who is reply?

Why do women think that them doing cringe faces is funny?

Post feet milfy

she's so fucking nasty in this movie

>milfy
no this is sasquatch

Fuck

>That sandwich looked good though. Also american cheese is delicious on breakfast sammies :^).

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soijack would think he's above american cheese. he gives me bagel and cream cheese with smoked salmon vibe.

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ridiculous comparison you got there buddy

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Did she have a stroke?

>smoked salmon
more like pole smoker

he certainly has the mouth for the job

>BoP was a small budget arthouse
So was the Joker

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It was a perfectly craptastic movie all on its own, no SJW politics required.

trannies age very poorly

jesus christ this user is going all out

what the fuck is wrong with those 3 first cuts? there's absolutely no consistency in her movement

the kung flu hurt it

He's responding to an equally ridiculuous assertion.

>it's only funny when men do it!

That sandwich looked pretty good tbf. I want to break eggs like that guy with only the knuckles.

according to you, no movies make any money.

Yes

and he was a good pilot and a cunning warrior
and he was a good friend

>this is what american w*men find funny

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What can I say, thanks lads!

they technically don't you fucking faggot, that's what hollywood accounting is for

I would if I could user.

She's a pretty good actress, lad. Are you "in da spek"?

Men joke about all kinds of things. Women joke about vaginas and niggers joke about their black skin.

brave female direction

Are there any other funny women?

Could you BE any more wrong?

>Women joke about vaginas
no they also joke about Trump

Everyone jokes about Trump, he's an international laughingstock.

rent free

maga 4 more years

It doesn't help that the russians they pay to support him online speak in broken English like this.

>implying anyone is gonna vote for Trump after 80% of all the boomers are dead from corona

Yeah, cause i'm not wrong at all.

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Wait, seriously? Because she dropped her burger?

I guess that image is supposed to prove something, other than you running out of ritalin.

They will after the election gets postponed and he can declare his victory over the pandemic.

Clapping and crying at the same time, it was all very endearing.

Like you wouldn't fucking believe. It was a national tragedy that gave the movie an R rating.

You just posted cringe bro, i'm 20 and nearly all my friends (in college mind you) are voting for Trump.

Can't she just buy another sandwich?

Russian nationals can't vote in U.S. elections.

Women collectively think they're hilarious when they overexaggerate how hungry they are after a night of drunken regrets, for whatever reason.
"Oooh I drank SO much last niiiight. I need to eat ALL the bacon! LMAO"
This is what happens when you let them write jokes. This is actually as good as it gets

No, she barely managed to gather enough change to buy that one, and she had a bunch of people gunning for her ass.

Even if I posted my voter card, you'd make up some excuse

You already lost once by being a schizo conspiratard.

>Women collectively think
If this lad could read women's minds, he wouldn't still be a virgin at age 32.

he is already the winner. the dems blocked his trumpbucks. they literally destroyed themselves. you cannot withhold 1200$ for the common people and expecting they love you for that

>the alt right
The what? Are we in 2016 again?

Pathetic Trumpsucker lol

But of course you aren't, because nobody can read Cyrillic.
This is why you get paid around 50 cents a day, Voba, you're terrible at your job.

Ahh, so thats why. You're too young and dumb to know when you've voting against your own interests lel

Because it was shit?

>Pathetic Trumpsucker lol

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The moment Ewan McGregor called it a feminist movie that calls out men for every day sexism, a large portion of its potential audience turned against it.

It's an outdated idea, we all now know it was Russians spraying diarrhea all over the internet. Hell, they're here right now.

someone shop a carton of eggs instead of a sandwich and make twitter whores seethe

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Seethe more waiting for the revolution in your mommy's basement.