OH NO NO NO
he's a big guy
JONAH WEIGHT REPORT! JONAH IS FAT AGAIN.
JONAH THE JEW GOT FAT AGAIN
>Those tattoos
JONAH STOP
He could simply eat the coronavirus. Save us Jonah
he looks like Dr Robotnik in that wetsuit
Is it dangerous to solo surf?
what body type is that
What a disgusting body
What the fuck did Ornella do to this man?
Serious question: How the fuck do you, as Jonah Hill, cope with getting fucking fat again?
hes going post malone
So if I "end up" homeless on the beach rn they have to let me shelter in place right
Be nice, Robotnik is better looking.
look at this dude..oh no no no
>tattoos
he's so pathetic, I mean ok you were half a poser in the 90s but just enjoy the fact you're rich and old now
JONAH THE JEW
I guess its true what they say about the tattoos and lack of personality
literally has the body of a 50 year old latina woman
he's still a rich celebrity, i don't think he gives a shit as long as he's getting paid and laid.
its an instant personality
jonah needs a lot cause hes got big time image issues
cope
You're right tattoos are the biggest cope you can think of
its ok jonah we've got your back
keep seething ink boy
>that ship on the middle of his chest
I knew some faggot that did that in like 2012, Jonah you're late to the party
In this story, Jonah swallowed the whale.
Jesus christ man, at least spread your feet apart. You look like a fucking chicken.
he's method acting for when he plays The Penguin.
>outdoor exercise
>natural sunlight
>fun hobby
Good for him
he's never gonna make it
>right: my face
>left: my soul
yeah, that's the purpose
Robotnik is a chad compared to jonah
We beat ornelia bros!!! Why is he still FAT!?
not when you’re too fat to even paddle out
Mental illness
lol
In the left pic he looks like the "It's tape" guy.
>We beat ornelia bros
never ever, jonahfags
How does he look so miserable when he's doing "fun" shit?
hahaha hes fat again
How and when did you ever defeat her?
In the last thread someone shopped this as just a sandwich without the wrapper and I desperately wanted them to change that. Thank you for posting this
He seems suicidal
Literally everything he does is a transparent desperate cry for validation
because it's very obviously dishonest
How does someone so ostensibly extroverted seem so fucking awkward and introverted? He has like 50 outdoor hobbies yet looks embarrassed and miserable doing any of them
killing her and her family
kek
Why do fat men's legs always bend the wrong way?
>hahaha hes fat again
I must have missed the part when he lost weight. Seriously hasn't he always been fat?
it's all so tiresome
he's fat
Why can’t he just stick to a consistent body type?
>Seriously hasn't he always been fat?
No, he became jonah mountain for a while until people mocked him for not being fat lmao
Yeah...no, I gotta go with a serious actor
that right picture is fucking sad
That many shitty tattoos, he was definitely butt fucked as a kid by Martin Scorsese.
he looks like he never lifted in his life
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
"Oh nono"
lol what a funny meme user very original
Jonah hill was going scoop up the afterbirth and eat it on his subway sandwich as part of a jewish blood ritual.
Because hes a fake person. Jonah should get into therapy, lose weight, go silent for a year or two and start with small roles which would take him out of typecast position. I honestly believe that jonah can make but he really need to acknowledge the current problem and stop pretending.
Not unless you try it during dangerous weather in which case you probably shouldn't surf in the first place.
see
How the fuck does he keep inflating and deflating?
THIS JUST IN
Huge tsunami hits Japan, wipes out 60% of the population!
>butt fucked as a kid by Martin Scorsese.
what the fuck are you talking about
marty only worked with him once, and when he was an adult
lmao
yeah, right
he's the one coping...
moron
is this peak male physique
Ornella destroyed him.
The woman turned him into a hollow husk, there's nothing left of the man. May he rest in peace.
Separated at birth