Are early Kevin Smith films kino or was he just a fat hack the whole time?
Are early Kevin Smith films kino or was he just a fat hack the whole time?
Brandon Morales
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Parker Ross
>Mallrats
>Dogma
>Chasing Amy
Are all solid movies I recommend to anyone.
>Clerks
>Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Are for the fans
>Jersey Girl
I'm not sure who this is for.
Adrian Myers
Theyre all really bad.
Juan Powell
During the early '00s his internet reputation was off the charts. He was on the same level as Tarantino/Lynch according to proto-Yas Forums fags on Something Awful and the like.
lol
Ryder Torres
His movies are basically *cringe* attempts to mimic Seinfeld for nerds/stoners
Samuel Allen
>pre-Yas Forums fags
Ryder Foster
Trash.
Jay and silent bob is a neat trashing of Hollywood but that’s about it
Gabriel Collins
Jeremy London and Ben Affleck and Casey Affleck and Matt Damon were relentlessly handsome.
William Martinez
This. Only washed up gen x faggots like him.
>wow, if he can make a movie for 30k maybe I could too if I wanted
Aiden Powell
saw most of these when i was like 7-8, and i thought they were really funny and cool.
rewatching them as a adult, theres only a handful I like, like dogma or clerks.
Jackson Perez
>Jeremy London
JUST
Juan Reed
He deserves shit for slinging hot garbage but I can't deny he's savvy as fuck, there's no reason he should be anything but a footnote from 90's culture but instead he is practically a household name and still rich.
I know 90% of Yas Forums wants to make movies, from a business perspective he's worth paying attention to
Josiah Reed
So this last movie confirms Kevin Smith is a literal irl cuck and he's been raising Jason Mewes' daughter as his own, right??
Michael Martin
>oh what a lovely tea party
Luke Thomas
what happened in the movie?
Easton Stewart
what about his twin?
Dominic Garcia
>Yeah, can you take your socks off when you two "make whoopie"? He hates it when you do that shit.
Henry Gomez
Yes.
Smiths problem is that he never evolved as a filmmaker because his early work took off.
Liam Ward
Clerks is pretty good for what it is (a cheap, shoddily crafted amateur film). I'd say it's the only one of his films that I'd say is worth spending the time to watch.
Mallrats is terrible though. Appeals only to hardcore Smith fans or kids.
The others range from mediocre to absolute trash
Joshua Powell
Harley Quinn Smith plays Jay's long lost daughter and oddly looks a lot more like young Jay than Bob
Robert Price
Just ask if he was a hack user, the fat part isnt up for debate.
Julian Stewart
That FUCKING face he pulls
Nathaniel Kelly
She really does look like a mix of Jay and Kevs wife. I see literally 0 of Kevin in her
Asher Gray
she also sucks' at acting
Chase Flores
Kinos of the highest order. JaSBSB is the last good one
Cooper Turner
based
Dylan Howard
is...is that her?
Hudson Nelson
fat pretentious fuck who fluked Clerks, got shit faced on his own bathwater, and slowly sank in the quicksand
David Cooper
Dogma is his only true kino
Evan Hernandez
>Saban Films
So fat Kev is wrapped up with the jews, too?
Nolan Baker
you just knoww
William Lee
Yes.
Charles Sanders
He was always kind of shit tbf but holy hell he took a nose dive right after 2000.
Adrian Reyes
Jesus he looks awful.
Xavier Evans
Saw part of Mallrats again recently and was shocked by how bad it was. It was never my favorite but I didn't remember it being terrible.
Camden Evans
You really have to have been of that generation to really get clerks. It is our fucking love letter though , I like mall rats but that is a love or hate thing. Chasing Amy is good and dogma is good. Everything else is am embarrassment though
His generation fans love him, he sells out carnegie hall with a one man “show” on nothing but his name. There are A listers that could not do that.
Daniel Nelson
Hes spent the first 10 years of his career making fun of the type of hack directors he eventually would turn into.
Ayden Perry
Tell 'em, Steve Dave.
Jaxon Harris
>was always kind of shit tbf but holy hell he took a nose dive right after 2000.
This. Loved his 90s work but as I grew out of my teens his humor just felt childish and all of his work past Jay and Bob strikes back is hot garbage.
Christopher Reed
Something really bad happened to him a long time ago.
Normal people don’t wake up and shove gummy worms in their mouth to start the day, which appernttly is what he did for years. Also the pot shrunk his brain of course.
He was so fat at Carnegie hall he wore a bathroom to pick up the sweat.
Carter Lewis
Jay and Silent Bob aren't looking so hot either.
Charles Barnes
What a ride though
Aiden Bailey
Mallrats and clerks rest are dogshit
Dylan Evans
Jose Robinson
This. Mallrats was enjoyable and Dogma had its moments (mostly Hayek jumping around in underwear) but the rest is garbage and I'm still surprised to see Chasing Amy be so overrated.
Chase Anderson
I only really like mallrats, and is mostly because I remember I saw it in my teens woth my brother and we were rollingon the floor of laughter during the love game confesion. I don't know if I'd like it nowadays though
Luke White
Just this, lol
Jonathan Young
Jason Torres
John Parker
I've come to the realization that I hate Jason Lee as an actor. I don't know why.
Brody James
You just hate everyone user, like the rest of us
Jacob Kelly
Ryder Barnes
Mason Wood
Liam Rivera
Fat jersey man who only makes movies about being a fat guy from jersey
Michael Taylor
Most mall rats clips cant be taken out of context, one of his rare comedies when every bit builds off the previous bit or off of something about the character,
Henry Sullivan
They are pure kino.
Jonathan Hernandez
>'00s
Thank you for knowing where to put the apostrophe.
Dominic Jenkins
Zack and Miri Make A Porno was a sweet departure from his usual shtick. Shame that's when Seth Rogen introduced him and his wife to weed. That combined with him starting to podcast turned him into the insufferable shitlord he is today.
Charles Walker
You think seth rogen introduced the fat man to weed ? You're fucking kidding right ?
