Was she worth it, bros?

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Back then? Absolutely.
Post Wall? Not so much.

Prime Kruger is worth any war

HOWEVER, she wasn't the real reason, the evil king just wanted an excuse to attack Troy

yeah. it's not like paris or helen had to fight in the war they caused

Everything

And nothing.

Came here to post this

I'd need to see a close-up of her pusy in order to come to a sound conclusion

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she looks best in side profile

Paris did, he just wasn't very good at it.

Do you think the real whatshisface realized his error a few years after launching a thousand ships for this bitch when she started cracking? Is that for the sequel?

I’ll look into it.

Well according to the legend, the surviving Trojans went on to found Rome and dab on the Greek world.

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Fanfiction. Just like the Greeks fanfiction about Atlantis. It stems from their inferiority complexes: The Romans knowing Greece is older than them and the Greeks knowing Egypt was older than them. So they invented bullshit so they could say they were even older.
>we wuz atlantis n shieeet
>we wuz trojans n shieeet
Same shit, different day.

yes

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in the movie. IRL he fucked off to another country

fanfiction my ass. roman civ is literally an outcropping of greek colonies and culture.

Yes. She was genuinely gorgeous

duh

misss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe

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>bald Achilles
that was too much

No, nigger. No pussy is worth having your entire nation ravaged and sacked so hard that everyone thought it was a myth for thousands of years.

>HOWEVER, she wasn't the real reason, the evil king just wanted an excuse to attack Troy

It wouldn't matter if Helene was a total dog. Agamemnon can't just let some assholes steal his brother's bride. It sets a precedent that anyone can walk into Hellas, even trusted guests, and take whatever they want.

Was Mad Max Fury Road based on the Iliad?

>Not casting Megan Fox.

>Was Mad Max Fury Road based on the Iliad?

The only thing they have in common is a bride being stolen. Except in Fury Road it's a whole bunch of wives. There is little in common.

Who is this cum bum?

True, her side profile is hnnnnggg

Considering he is described as blonde in the poem, yeah it's ridiculous. Brad Pitt was unironically perfectly cast.

the pregnant blonde wife from Fury Road is more of a Helen to me

>Hellas

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no woman is worth destroying a nation or even a 100 valiant soldiers

if you think otherwise you are a cuck deserving to be destroyed

Reminder Norman Reedus cucked Joshua Jackson with her and knocked her up
In turn, Joshua Jackson immediately knocked up a black woman and married her

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Men have fought for a lot less.

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holy national treasure those are perfect

>those perky tits
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What's the best irl accounting of what happened? I know odyssey and the iliad are basically capeshit

The Iliad is the only account of the Trojan War and even then was written well after the fact. They didn't have smart phone cameras back in the bronze age, user.

Hell no!

The iliad is literally the only thing we have. People had come to think it was mostly fiction until one autistic german found the ruins, which lined up fairly well with Homers descriptions.

You forgot Ovid's Aeneid. Homer's Epics were long thought to be oral histories before it was ever written down.

Damnit, it was Virgil. Drunk memory.

kek
>we will never have the other 6 lost books of the Trojan War
feels bad man

i have never touched a woman frens

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The Aenied is the story of Aenius. The dude who left Troy and went to Italy to eventually have kids kids who eventually founded Rome. And its was written in the middle ages. So yes, The Illiad is all we have. Now stop wasting bandwidth by posting such idiotic thoughts

Aeneid also touched on the siege itself.

You should also know that they had better access to historical records than we do now. A lot of primary sources have been lost since then which they still may have retained. Romans routinely referred to classic Greek records that we in the modern day have never seen.

looks like my niece

Does she anal?

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Diane Kruger

How come when she switched bf's her face changed.

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>And its was written in the middle ages.
No it fucking wasn't. It was written in the first century B.C.

Also, it's "Aeneas," not "Aenius."

Why weren't her entire tits in the frame? They're the best I've ever seen.

I thought she was hotter in inglorious basterds

That's from the unrated extended edition they did. The film was originally PG 13, they made an R rated a couple of years after release with added in blood and tits. So they added to the frame to show some nip. Guess you can only add so much before it's fake looking.

cos she's in different lighting, pose, makeup and hair?

A simple German peasant girl.

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hang on I didn't see her boobs in the film, and believe me 15 year old me watched the DVD plenty trying to catch any glimpse, is this edited?

See

Was HE worth it?

Yes

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Her butt was nice too.

Wait so it is edited? Or not, that post seems unclear.

The oracle girl was hotter

So if it was made as a PG film with no nudes, why'd they get footage of her topless for real? I thought they had to get paid extra for nude scenes and it's not in the final film?

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Clearly this blue eyed blonde Aryan is who should play the Spartan Greek Helen.

Those nipples are amazing. Like basically what you'd design a woman in a computer to have.