You owe me a 10 second car

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Heh. Watching this on tv right now.

Just noticed how homoerotic the last race scene to the train track is, it's like their having sex. And then they both climax at the same time when they burst through the gate things

what the fuck, OP. now you can’t have any of my Coronas. not even the half empty bottles.

Salud

This line always bugged me. Do you have any idea how fast a 10 second quarter mile is? The only production car that fast even today is the ZR1 vette, not any of the boss mustang GTs or hellcat challengers or camaro GTs, and that’s today when we have actually fast cars not the crap they were missing from the late 90s. Asking for 13 second car would be more realistic.

It's not hard if you're building a car exclusively for drag racing. You completely gut it and remove everything that's non-essential. It won't be a comfortable car but they aren't supposed to be.

>Just noticed
the whole movie is gay as fuck
that scene in the garage where dom's sister tells brian ''he owns you now'' and they eye fuck a bit, it's all super gay

Do you honestly think they were driving stock cars?

Buster detected

the first 3 movies were so colorful and well lit. what the fuck happened that made all the other ones so ugly?

Salud, familia.

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hey brian wasn't there for the tuna bro nobody likes the tuna here

it no longer was about the cars, it became about familia

Salud

No but my point was 10 seconds is VERY FAST, even for purpose built 80k dollar muscle cars. You’re not gonna get your shitty Supra from 19seconds stock to 10seconds with an exhaust kit and removing the passenger seat sorry but you’re just fucking not

nitro brudda

i wish i saved some of the greentexts about the upcoming Fast and Furious: In Space. if studio goes full-absurd and lets dom race a car in space with the help of a former-enemy-now-friend space alien, i think it would break box office records

>first movie
>steal VCRs to make some side money
>tenth movie
>save the president by drifting through the White House to avoid Russian space lasers

Hey, I found a pic of you.

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That's why Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. On top of that, he just came into Harry's and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust.

what happened to familia postin? it died as soon as corona got big.

i wish i saved the post about them shrinking down and racing the coronavirus

they go fast with family

lel, i must have missed that one. its amazing how easy it is to capture the essence of fast and furious and turn it into literally any plot

This guy granny shifts instead of double clutching like he should.

They have NOx kits, bro. That basically like warp speed.

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Where exactly was the point where it all went to shit? Was it when Dwayne Johnson joined?

>*coof* *coof*
>wait for me

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It was after three, that was the moment they stopped being about racing.

0-60 in 10 seconds

wtf lol fast and furious how about slow and mild mannered

>i'll have the tuna

Was he talking about her pussy?

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probably after Tokyo Drift they went full retard adrenaline junkie familia kino fueled by Corona

he wanted to start a family

bullshit asshole, nobody likes the tuna

yeah, well i do

I bet you he's got more than a hundred grand under the hood of that car.

Cha cha cha?

The myth of womens vaginas smelling like tuna is so stupid. Every vagina has a different odor. For example my moms vagina smells like roses, but my sisters vagina smells musky almost like a wet dog. The lady at the grocery store that works isle 3 on the other hand has a vagina that smells like nothing at all. It has no smell. Much different than the sweet smell of the vagina of my doctor.

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Even if Vince was just an douchebag, that scene was soulcrushing.

That's not Dom's problem.

Look who it is. Old Coyotes "R" Us

cos the BUSTA KEPT ME OUTTA HANDCUFFS

>You owe me a 10-film franchise.

What do you think Lance?

"Brian Earl Spilner", sounds like a serial killer's name. Is that what you are?

>when you’re sipping corona at some house party and someone insults your familia

The Street Outlaws guys are way faster than that

10 second cars are considered slow in 2020

And totally revived the series. Every single one is enjoyable.

I got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it.

Has these movies influences the cars you've bought?

Street’s closed, pizza boy. Find another way home

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Dodge Demon can do 9's Stock.

>FWD Shitboxes are running 7's these days

Tecnology is fucking amazing.

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I'm imagining this post in conjunction with the webm of Jack sniffing pizza

LMAO wtf???

>built drag car runs 7s.
no shit

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Fuck off Coomer.

Its a movie about modified cars you fucking retard. Not standard straight out of the show room cars. A lot of v8s produced today will do a 11 second 1/4 mile easily so its not that hard to modify it a bit more to run a 10.

the movie got pushed back a year, marketing money probably stopped.

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