ITT: First boner
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Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
i always wished the goddess aphrodite would take pity on horny little me and appear in all her feminine splendor and teach me the ways of carnal pleasure. now im just an old coomer.
ME TOO!
But a bit after that when Kong hand washes her
peak Connelly
Shania twain that don't impressuh me much
Biel
>Female pred
P L E B
Here's mine.
jessica rabbit
Distinctly remember inexplicably humping the floor/pillow while watching some old horror movie about a disembodied hand groping a naked woman or something when I was like 4, never been able to find it.
No, it wasn't fucking Idle Hands. Could have been black and white even, not sure.
my mom's bra shopping magazines.
M..munsters?
I’m white btw
Caught Coffey on IFC and have been addicted to chocolate milk ever since
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>chocolate milk
you don't say
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>tfw dad takes you to see Rob Roy
>tfw you have no context for the sex scene because you really don't understand what's going on
>tfw all you know is he's hitting it from behind and that sounds awesome
I thought it was anal because I didn't really understand women's anatomy, and began a lifetime of fucking women in the ass.
god i'd lick the dog shit from her boot heel
that scene in the titanic
Adam's had the hand, not Munsters. And besides, Thing never groped a naked chick's tits in the original at least so I'm gonna say probably not.
of course you would
am i suppose to think shes attractive?
Dream On was brilliant, my sisters would let me stay up to watch it
one of my favorite movies
jesus I fucked that screenshot up
Star Search with a shitty antenna
lmao
You definitely post on /asp/.
Shes a little dark, but im a little native American so its a gain/gain
Some voodoo movie from the 80s where a woman was killing a chicken.
I had to look up what that was.
Alternative sports & wrestling?
croplet extended screen user ;p
what the ... I downloaded this pic about an hour ago, it's the same bag
I’m ashamed that it was the first and last time I jerked it to futa. I was 12.
kek I'll try harder in future
based
I remember my moms cleaning the house as a kid. And there was this one instance where I would sit myself at the bottom of the stairs and pretend my hands were tied behind my back. I soaked a sponge, put it on my belly and pretend I was a captive. It got me rockhard. That was my first boner as far as I can remember. Later, with the kids in my neighbourhood, when we played games, I would always pretend to be a captive.
To this day, I haven't been able to pinpoint the origin of why this got me excited. I think it was cartoons. Some girls are very much open to this, probably because they watched the same cartoons. It's a theory I have.
t. fag
first wank
what did they mean by this?
Either this scene from Captain Ron or Hocus Pocus tits.
>haha guys look at what a freak am I am, am I cool yet?
"no"
checked
and your pic is completely new to me. great shot
The only correct answer
For me, its Caroline Munro
bonus
