Mfw waiting for corona

I'm going to calmly undress and lie down next to a long grocery store line tonight.

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Honestly I'm sort of surprised I got it. My job is me by myself all day and the only time I've talked to anyone or gone somewhere with people is the gas station. And I'm in a city with only like 30k people in a flyover state.

oh so VERY wrong, you´ll see soon enough..

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I literally just became aware of the existence of this film yesterday and now I’m seeing threads being made about it. Now I KNOW i’m in a simulation.

I'd die happy if I got to breed the fuck out of that.

>mfw waiting for corona

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Fair enough. You're still gonna go on the day of the rope though

The death rate for people under the age of 40 is like 0.2%
The vast majority of deaths are of old people.

Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon

more likely that you're just underage

This movie is so fucking good.

>not a single similar case reported in europe
mmm yeah really makes me think

oh well i had a good innings

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0.2% with hospitalization.

When the hospital system collapses, young people will die at ~5% of cases.

what I'm worried about is boomers freaking out and kickstarting a societal collapse.My local gun shop had a street long line yesteray

Sure thing, npc.

i love her nipples

Peak female

>Waaaah muh depression
>waaaah imma depressed woman waaaaahhh
Women cannot be depressed.

I had a good run.

hope i get to touch a pusy someday frens

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I can't tell if I have corona or if I'm just really hungover

it good but food better

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RIP

Melancholia and Antichrist are Von Trier’s only good films.

Perfect German goddess

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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD IS THIS REAL?

mommy

she preggers here or what

holy hell

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Lol the US is fucked then. So many people without healthcare

Dancer in the Dark is mostly emotionally manipulative hollow provocation, but Bjork's performance is so good that I don't even mind.

She was fucking prime in this movie.

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Usually either stops there or kicks into high gear on the 2nd week. Goodluck user.

I’ve been sneezing a lot which isn’t a symptom and I’ve had a bit of a cough. Don’t think I have it as I only cough if I’m eating something greasy or straining my voice.

The House That Jack Built is a brilliant black comedy ... come on, comparing artists to serial killers? Cutting off boobs? It's a provocation but he's not an idiot

No, you just notice it now because you became of aware of it.

It's the same phenomena as when you buy a car and suddenly see that same make and model far more often than you did before.

i'm worried about the niggers.

gonna watch this tonight, what am I in for. Also dunst is a very pretty woman

I too get all my information from Yas Forums and talk out of my ass

visually nice, kinda pretentious, I found dunst absolutely unbearable (her character, not her or her acting, that was fine, but the character made me want to kill myself, which is kind of the point)
Honestly you can just watch the ending scene and the scene with her tits out and be just as satisfied.

>what am I in for
a beautiful two minute intro that summarizes the next 3 hours of dicking around

Yes

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Its a slow film with fantastic cinematography and solid performances.
It's kind of sad but also hopeful.
I suggest preparing plenty of snacks.

>what am I in for
depression. also you will miss things that you that you'll catch on repeated viewings.

Oh yeah the intro was good too.

Why does the trajectory of Melancholia piss me off so much?

I just don't see why it would loop back to hit Earth. I would think that, at most, Earth would just make it veer off-course a bit and then continue on that path.

don't listen to this absolute fool, it's kino.

It's not meant to be accurate astronomy.

it's complete retardation, don't even think about it

>City and surrounding area go on lockdown tomorrow
>neighbors across the hall are hosting a pre lockdown party with like 20+ people
>can only hear loud music and kids crying
Hope those asymptomatic little shits infect them all

Show up with expired food and make everyone sick.