Just as planned, all the other releases are delayed and the summer is devoid of any competition...

Just as planned, all the other releases are delayed and the summer is devoid of any competition. Now it's time for Artemis to dominate the blockbuster season!

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This won't be released either

This is all a master plan devised by Artemis. Soon it'll be revealed that the trailers that have been shown were fake and we'll see what the movie really looks like.

>This is all a master plan devised by Artemis. Soon it'll be revealed that the trailers that have been shown were fake and we'll see what the movie really looks like.
The marketing for this movie has been fucking painful.

>the actual protagonist of the book is over in the side, smaller than Judi Dench

fuck this movie, i have no idea why they didnt go with the animated series 10 years ago instead. They could have made a killing.

Movie legit seems like a film that came out in 2007 or so. Right alongside Eragon and Percy Jackson and Golden Compass and the other failed Potter chasers.
Did they put it in a vault for ten years and forget about it?

Just read the first six books of this. Should I read on? I take it Artemis and Holly are gonna have hot inter species sex in the last two?

sure

>Change Holly to a white girl instead of brown
>Change Root to a woman, removing Holly's status and character premise as the first female cop for the fairies, under pressure to the perfect test case.
So presumably in an attempt to include more female characters for the quota, they cripple the lead female's storyline, and also manage to remove a role for a minority actress.
This is trying to fix a non-broken door handle with a sledgehammer.

at least she is cute

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Devious.

I am here to remind you what the casting call for Artemis was
>seeking the lead role of, Artemis; must be 5'3" or below, any ethnicity but must have or can do Irish accent. At first glance Artemis could be mistaken for a rather ordinary child with little athletic ability, but his eyes reveal a flickering of intelligence; inquisitive and possessing both academic and emotional intelligence, he is highly perceptive and good at reading people; most importantly, Artemis is warm-hearted and has a great sense of humour; he has fun in whatever situation he is in and loves life. No previous acting necessary.
>Ethnicity: All Ethnicities

>Artemis is warm-hearted and has a great sense of humour
I don't know man.

>Artemis is warm-hearted and has a great sense of humour; he has fun in whatever situation he is in and loves life.

Forgive me if i'm wrong but doesn't Artemis go on some autistic rant at a restaurant in the first chapter of book 1 and cause the waitress to have a break down?

>Artemis is warm-hearted and has a great sense of humour; he has fun in whatever situation he is in and loves life
????????????????????????????????????????????????

His whole character is that he's ice cold and has no sense of humour, and is only out for himself and his criminal family.

3rd book.

I really don't know who the fuck this movie is for. Certainly not the fans. This actually seems worse than the Last Airbender movie. Like others have said in this thread an animated series with a good voice cast and proper character representation would have been best maybe a few years after this fails Like The Golden Compass or A Series of Unfortunate Events.

And that fairy puss.

Asa Butterfield was born to play that role, if it happened 10 years ago or so.

>Artemis is warm-hearted and has a great sense of humour; he has fun in whatever situation he is in and loves life

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That comes latter down the line

speaking off, did they cast Holly well at least?

:(

The kid they got looks like a failed defective clone of him.

No. The author blue balls you forever.

Is butler a nigger?!

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>Juliette seems to be young than Artemis now instead of an older teen
>Holly is white and normal human size
>Root is an old woman
?????

I knew it.

Read An Unexpected Turn of Events and thank me later

I think she's pretty qt, not very accurate to the book but looks slightly exotic.

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That's like somewhere in the low hundreds on the list of problems

I loved these books. Can't wait for the movie.

The highest grossing film of the year.

Wasn't Artemis like kind of a villain or something? Why did the trailers portray him as a good guy?

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Yes because he ordered water from the Himalayans and the thot gave put ice cubes made of tap water in his drink. He's a fucking sperg

Because Disney

>Artemis is warm-hearted and has a great sense of humour; he has fun in whatever situation he is in and loves life

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He was unambiguously the lead villain of the first book. Holly was the protagonist. He slid into anti-hero in later books but he's Kid Hans Gruber in the first book which they're supposed to be adapting.

It's like they went for the polar opposite of the book character

I suppose the description for Holly was "mean and corrupt cop who always breaks the law and kills indiscriminately".

>Yes because he ordered water from the Himalayans and the thot gave put ice cubes made of tap water in his drink. He's a fucking sperg

artemis is based

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>Father supposed to be missing
>Isn’t
>Artemis is supposed to be Lelouch/Light Yagami-tier super genius/Villain/Anti-Hero/Hero
>Just some clueless kid
>Butler is supposed to be roided Agent 47
>Fat nigger
>Juliet is supposed to be so hot it starts Artemis’s sexual awakening
>Generic mutt
>Holly is supposed to be nut brown
>White Girl
>Holly already has a feminist angle in canon by being the first female on the force
>Replace Cigar Chomping Male Commander Root with a woman to take that from her
>Havan looking generic ‘10’s soulless scifi as fuck
>Troll missing tusks and bear-like look
>Mulch Diggums is just a guy
>Opal is some grown up Asian woman
>Artie starts out as an unambigious hero and friend of the people working for them

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>>Holly already has a feminist angle in canon by being the first female on the force
That one baffles me. It's built in. It's a book written twenty years ago with a brown girl having to struggle as the first female cop under pressure to be perfect and dealing with sexism etc. It's tailor made for a more modern movie, and they killed it twice over by casting a white girl and making her NOT the first female cop (and Judi Dench is great and all, but she's obviously going to be completely different from the Root of the novels, she'll be just doing her M role).

Why does Juliette look about 9?

who is the audience?

This is way more cringe than I remembered.

>Book: this main character who becomes a hero for an entire society is nut brown
>Disney: white

>Book: this character belonging to a family that has been subservient to a wealthier family for generations is Eurasian
>Disney: black

LMAO

>black man works for little white boy
this should be fine actually, but when I read this as a kid I imagined Butler to be some jacked version of agent 47. just checked the wiki and Butler is actually Eurasian.
>mfw

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she looks a lot like an actress but I can't place who

Wait what, that fucking book gets an adaption? I always thought the character looked super gay, like he's a rich boy that gets fucked in the ass for fun or osmething. Cover art looked like kaneko or something

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Didn't this book have that one dwarf who dug tunnels by eating the dirt and shitting it out?

Yes.

That sounds like something a five year old would come up with.

with an unhinged jaw

who, Holly? She defiantly is not the protagonist. Artemis is the Protag, with the L.E.P being the Antag

I mean, in the book it says he is European and is now set in 2020 sooooooooooo

Wait, Opal is in this one? Are they combining the second movie? Also, I think Judi Dench would be great as she could've come off as a male with that voice.

just get to the elf porn already

this is great shame it seem's like they completely missed the point if the first trailer is anything to go by

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THE BOY IS INSANELY CUTE