How long have we been in quarantine? 2 days? 5 weeks? Help me to recollect

>How long have we been in quarantine? 2 days? 5 weeks? Help me to recollect.

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My quarantine started loooong before the Coronavirus

If I had a trillion dollar stimulus package, oh boy....

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*COUGH*

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>The Reddithouse

>it's another "user comes to a site that isn't reddit to talk about reddit" episode

I'm sorry your parents didn't love you, user. Don't take it out on the rest of us.

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>The Faggotanon

but you do like me flatten the curve plan, aye?

I AM TIRED OF YOU OLD MAN

Pubs and Clubs have officially been closed in my city, expecting full lockdown soon. Have to wait out the storm...

Yer drunk or you wouldn't be saying that.

>*farts*

that's how you make a role that will last for decades.

Have it your way, I like quantitative easing

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AYE, TIS BAD LUCK TO KILL A SEABIRD

Tall tales

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *cough cough* -AAAAAAAAARK *cough cough cough*

I wish Jeff made more prints of the lighthouse, loved this and the Parasite ones he made.

WHY’D YOU SPILL YOUR BEANS LAD

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Doldrums doldrums, Eviler than the devil. Boredom makes men to villains.

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BEST LEAVE 'EM BE

IF I HAD ROLL OF TOILET PAPER I'D FUCK IT

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How would you know what reddit was unless you posted there? Therefore saying something is reddit is the ultimate admission of being a faggot, by your own logic

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YE KNOW THEY'RE OUT OF STOCK AT THE SUPERMARKET! DAMN YE WINSLOW!!!!!

I went out for pizza and beer last night. Smoked a cig outside the gas station. Comfy actually

fuck you, stupid gull

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I wanted to enjoy this movie but it had zero plot

May Neptune's wrath fall upon ye, scoundrels!

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alright, have it yer way
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That Twilight ruined it with his incredibly bad acting

It's about two guys trapped together on a small island. What did you expect, a grandiose adventure?

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Was it ever confirmed that they were ghosts of the past Lighthouse keepers?

Reddit: The movie

If I had pizza and beer right now... I would fuck them

i don't think anything was confirmed. everything is left to interpretation.

When Pattinson finds the head of the previous wickey, the head has one eye. The seagull that Pattinson murders has one eye. It isn't explicitly stated, but I think that clue is enough to safely say that the ghosts of past lighthouse keepers inhabit seagulls.

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>madness and terror
too late.
On an unrelated note my dad is 75 with a cough and shortness of breath. If he dies I'm gonna be really sad he's pretty much the best friend I have in this world.

Bad luck to kill a seabird

bad luck to fuck a seabird

how much pussy did pattison slay with that moustac--BAD LUCK TO KILL A SEABIRD

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Hark ye old loon and beseech me warning. Do not fall folly to such frivolous superstition. Images upon ye web will bring no ill fate, unless they are of cunny.

YE LYIN' DOG!

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Anyone has that vocaroo with user doing the HARK speech but with jannies?

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heh, based.

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>BAD LUCK TO KILL A SEABIRD

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