User you're taking this virus pretty seriously. I haven't seen you outside in forever

>user you're taking this virus pretty seriously. I haven't seen you outside in forever.
I need more kino lads.

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>coworkers are losing it
>im comfy
being a neet aint too bad

seeing normies lose their mind after a couple days is hilarious
try doing it for 5 years

>implying regularity
>not being the "don't sleep easy, don't wake up easy" type
>and as a result you stay up for 16 hours, sleep for 10, making you lose effectively a day of your life each 12 days

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I was a NEET shut-in for two years after high school. Since then I've adapted pretty well to a life that's more or less normal, but returning to the old ways feels like slipping on a warm blanket. I was made for this honestly.

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>normalfags are literally on suicidewatch after two weeks of isolation
>i've been doing it for three years and feel nothing

Am I too far gone? Will I ever be accepted in normal society?

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i like this rare

Oh, you think social isolation is your ally? But you merely adopted the isolation; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the sun until I was already a NEET, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

10ish years here, braaah!

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This is my time to shine. I am finally putting my skills to the test.

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>tfw self-isolated by default
Kinda sucks not being able to go the gym, movies, restaurants etc

Used to go to my local bar, mostly for the food, rather than social interaction.
>tfw I miss the cute bartenders

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I’m fucking crying.
This though. This big time.

I haven't done my calculation but I pretty much slept away most of my life after being a teenager.

>Was a NEET for 3 years and loved it
>then got a job and a gf and fixed my life
>in the last month I lost both
>now stuck at home completely for the last 2 weeks and I'm going insane with boredom
>wish I had never bothered in the first place
Everything that's good in life can't be missed until you try it first ,you guys should stop feeling so sorry about missing out on this or that

thanks for the prep talk normie

2020 has been terrible.
>Gf broke up with me
>Virus outbreak
>Shutdown my favorite restaurant
>Can't even clap cheeks during these times

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why don't you play some videogames?

me while the world ends

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I do that and everything else I used to do to kill time when I was a NEET it just don't get the same enjoyment from it any more.

based

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When I worked graveyard for 5 years, I did an 8 hour shift, then slept until I had to get up for work again.

I know the feeling bro

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When the world ends; the neet shall inherit the earth.

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I doubt it. NEETs will probably be the first to starve out and die (right next to homeless people and poor folk)

The Neet is the last man. You are witnessing humanity resetting itself.

>Normies already going insane from being inside

Hold on lads. We'll be clapping cheeks for the sake of repopulation soon.

We lived long enough to be proven right lads.

You kidding? It's the poor and homeless who'd be most likely to survive since they're already living their own personal survival story every day.

>three years and feel nothing
Three years IS nothing

The normalfag apocalypse is here lads

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literally me

How long before normalfags start offing themselves from the isolation?

>clapping cheeks
Nigger

One of my coworkers was freaking out about a 2 week quarantine. If she only knew... The isolation.

So when the world ends I can finally have a chance to view all the porn ever made. I'll take that deal.

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How long before you stop pretending you're not one of them?

Homeless people must have really strong immune system.y Maybe they are the true master race?

slit your fucking faggot throat discord scum.

This thread is full of youngfag homosexual discord tourists.

I think I've become a schizoid or something. I had a one year period of NEETdom a few years back and while I had difficulties I wasn't all that miserable, I could find things to enjoy, even some things to enjoy very much so. Now I'm back here again and it's like I'm staring at the abyss, a neverending lifestyle of work and studying has depleted me of my lust for life and now that it's just me and myself I don't even know what to do, I can't force myself to enjoy things again, I can't force myself to want things, there's just nothing.

Have sex. Buy the Xbox Series X, it's more powerful than any gaming PC on the market.

the pepe edit with him shitting himself taking a show 2 hours later than shitting himself again is funny as fuck wished i saved it

kek sure

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They're the most vulnerable.
>Little or no income
>More likely to get sick
>Will probably chimp out soon and kill each other.

based

I pretty much do this now and I work days.
>wake up an hour and thirty before I have to leave for work
>eat, shit, shower
>get a little me time before I leave
>I'm back home 10 hours later
>eat
>sit down to try to do shit I want to do
>wake up 4 hours later and realize I fell asleep in the middle of it
>get in bed and repeat it all over again until the weekend
How the fuck do people live like this? I"m going to KMS before the year is over.

>live neets live all your live
>finally go outside
>die from coronavir

What use that income is when SHTF? Besides, in my experience people who have little are just more jovial.

Why does he only have one hand on the keyboard?

There's already fat, unhealthy poorfags fighting over bum wipes.

Personally, I lived through it by becoming an alcoholic
>t. graveyard shifter for five years

2020 was the year I was going start getting out more and make some friends, possibly a gf, start working out and get a job and now I'm forced inside, this fucking sucks.

>Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis estimates that the United States will experience a 50%(!) drop in GDP in Q2 of 2020
>Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis estimates that the United States will experience an unemployment rate of 30%(!) in Q2 of 2020

To put that into perspective; At the height of the 2008 financial crisis, the US nearly had an unemployment rate of 10%, and as a result the real estate market fell by 40%. Now we're looking at 3 times as many unemployed within an even shorter period of time.

I don't think most people really understand what these numbers really mean, because then we'd see a fucking panic right now. Things are about to get extremely fucking nasty, unless they find some miracle cure for the virus within the next couple of weeks.

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>start going to gym in november
>gyms closed

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the real estate marekt falling was what set the crisis in motion not the other way around

>quit drugs at the beginning of 2020
>world immediately goes to shit

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The problem isn't a fucking flu. It's posturing career politicians overstepping their authority and destroying the fragile economy they fostered to make it look like they have any control over this mildly more aggressive flu.

Hang them all.

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Regardless of catalyst, the real estate market is always negatively impacted in the event of a recession. And what is a recession if not a 50% drop in GDP.

The current real estate bubble is larger than it was in 2008. Just because it isn't the catalyst this time doesn't mean it won't go through the ordinary cycle of;
>Unemployment rate up
>Increase of defaults on mortgages
>Increase of foreclosures
>Real estate prices plummet

>three years
Small time bro, small time

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>price of oil opened up -11% in less than 2 minutes
>still going down

We're in for another week of fun.

>hear about people having to stay home for several weeks
>get excited
>loved sitting on my ass and living out a worthless hedonistic life
>could finally go through my backlog
>began job searching and reworking my resume
>take up learning a language and basic exercises
>got a lot of vidya I c
>remember I work in a pharmacy
>remember I work in a pharmacy during covid19

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rewatching fma on netflix

it's nearly half the price of what it was a month ago where i live.
i just drive around for no reason because its fun

>Coworkers
>NEET
???

anaylising the virus youtube.com/watch?v=AZvUf85B8ao

>started my own business in 2018
>imported things from Burgerland and resold in my online store
>in only 3 weeks my countries currency is suddenly worth 30% less against the USD
>my profit margin was 15% on most items
>if i don't raise my prices, i'll lose money
>if i raise my prices, people won't buy
Aaaaand, I'm out of business.

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The virus is a gift from god:
>youtube.com/watch?v=UcuAI57eYSw

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>he started his own business?
>dump the bat soup

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