Why so many Americans own big cats?

She seems to find the whole thing hilarious

How can people be comfortable getting that close to an apex predator? Maybe I'm just a coward.

Based feline inspection officer

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long for death and it will always evade you

Because they’re giant pussies.

I remember a story years ago about a guy that owned a bunch of exotic animals and let them all lose one day. I think they were all shot and killed

the only culture they have is to consume and show off to other people what you consumed

Poorfag detected

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You need big cats to eat the big rats

>can only afford a theater falcon
>chad has a kinoplex tiger
It's not fair bros

I gotta say I enjoy these limited series on Netflix much more than their films. What a cast of characters.

How could people actually own tigers as pets? They're scary. What else? Wolves? Bears?

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Something about this dude rubbed me the wrong way.

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Any animal raised by humans from birth will not pose much of a threat since trust has been established during the formative years.

The virgin yanks vs the chad ruskies

youtube.com/watch?v=IM0GEN_CNfI

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could see john c reilly playing him.

>tfw no tiger pet

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>they take care of a NEET bear
Fucking cringe

That is categorically false. Chimpanzees raised from birth by humans become absolute maniacs when they hit puberty and beyond.

kek

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>literally all roastie's eyes fixated on the BTC
Yeah, I'm thinking based

I'm pretty sure that's an ocelot user

Why can't Americans even restrain themselves from making their own pets obese?

Him and Tony Montana were the most based

How far round can a cat like that twist?

he's a cult leader who's really good and hiding the big cats he kills

>He doesn’t own a tiger

Lmao @ u

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They're developmentally challenged. Normal people retain a flight or fight response when they see a big cat.

If we lived in the wild they would've been eaten first. They're the fodder sacrificed in order for the superior genes to thrive. Civilization slows this form of evolution of course, which is why we have retarded fat black women having 7 kids and living on welfare.

Either that, or they take over the tribe with their army of big cats.

He just comes off as a sociopath. There's fucking nothing behind his eyes. He reminded me of Jylenhaas' character in Nightcrawler, clearly a weird person trying to sounds normal. In his case he's also a narcissist and loves to talk about himself and his obvious cult.

Reminder that you're not a big cat with daggers for claws and it will eventually maul or kill you.

bigcatrescue.org/big-cat-attacks-2011-2017/

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We need something to protect us from the niggers

>It's a big cat but not a big cat
based retard

Because aside from a few exceptions like Hippos and Geese, even apex predators instinctively know to not fuck with humans. Big cats would no sooner try and attack a human than they would a full grown elephants.

Yeah, it's the new Netflix True Crime DocuSeries. I watched it because of him being on Louis Theroux.

They're reared from birth to be comfortable around humans, they will definitely still fuck you up and it's retarded to own one but it's not like walking into a Tiger in the jungle.

>May 8, 2017 Doullan, France: A lion grabbed his tamer around the throat and dragged him around the circus ring before an audience of horrified children. According to Francebleu, he has been left bewildered by the attack having raised and trained the animal himself, never having had a problem before.

truth

Chimps are the exception, not the rule. They’re natural psychopaths that will ruthlessly murder a long time buddy chimp if he looks at him wrong.

see

The issue is that behaviour is fundamentally no different to a house cat playing by scratching and biting at your arm except it's not a little kitten it's a quarter of a ton killing machine.

Also should have added if that lion had meant to kill the guy it would have.

>>May 8, 2017 Doullan, France: A lion grabbed his tamer around the throat and dragged him around the circus ring before an audience of horrified children
good bang for the buck i'd say

>Americans
Is that Siegfried or Roy?

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They don’t

cats are based, no matter what size they are

this series is legendary

>It’s a major challenge for tiger conservation that Texans are increasing global tiger population

Why are environmentalists so retarded?

isnt this how cats treat their kittens

That's not true at all since they aren't truly domesticated. All it takes is one moment for the animal to snap and mail you to death. Happens all the time.