She cute !

What's his shtick

>obese
>"realistic" proportions tho
>give her a thigh gap anyways which means her pelvis is either double the width it should be or her femurs are floating in flesh
>probably going to have several condescending speeches to "problematic" strawman characters(emphasis on man)
>for sure is part of some sort of "resistance" where the end will merely be the replacing of the current admin with good guys but no addressing of systematic issues
Stop marketing liberal drivel

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He bites you and gives you HIV

> teen “living vampire” exposed to Michael Morbius’s blood as a child in a rogue, but life-saving medical procedure. He still ages like a regular kid, but has all the abilities of Morbius. He’s also obsessed with all the music and attitude of a “classic” long-past decades like the '90s, and the '00s. “The world is a vampire…and so am I.”
>"B-Negative is the goth kid. When he was a baby he got a rogue lifesaving blood transfusion, we assume, from Michael Morbius. And now he has a very similar look, and very similar vampire powers," shares Kibblesmith. “B-Negative ages like a regular person (or does he?) and he definitely drinks blood (or does he?), but designer/artist Luciano Vecchio took brilliant inspiration from the '90s Spider-Man cartoon and gave B-Negative the 'leech suckers' that the animated version of Morbius had on his palms.”

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>make her fat
>go out of their way to give her zero ass
What did they mean by this?

And why should I listen to you? You're not my dick.

Are those her bionic knees? Since she's already turned her normal ones into gravel?

>The jannies on Yas Forums will defend this...

Yas Forums - Television & Film

Yas Forums unironically makes better OC Donuts, just for to draw porn of

WAIT A MINUTE, THAT BACKPACK!

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this is exactly what comic readers deserve. can you imagine unironically reading about marvel and DC and shit? where someone has to face a threat to society but first thinks to themselves "hmm i should put on some spandex before i go outside."

stop complaining about this inane bullshit and read actual literature or just fuck off to Yas Forums.

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>publicly comparing your ex to shrek
That is kinda based not gonna lie.

emily sounds quite based

Is this some some of joke to make fun of Marvel? Or are these actually real

no one should make that much money. if they do they should give it all to Marvel

she compared herself

lmao I can't believe this

Oh, I thought that was the guy tweeting fuck.

>“classic” long-past decades like the '90s, and the '00s.

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user...

Sam Hyde is behind this. There's no other way.

more like trailbrapper amirite lads

Give it a generation or two. Americans are already mutts for the most part.

Did Yas Forums just discover this shit? It's been all over Yas Forums the past days, but I haven't seen anything here until now, when we suddenly have ten threads about it.

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Batshit
Zelda Tower of the Gods Burrito

>what's your power?
>I'm uplinked live to the internet, I have crazy tech powers
>Oh cool, and you?
>I'm a vampire, I can do the vampire things, super strength, night vision etc.
>Interesting! You guys?
>Well I can form impenetrable forcefields and mys sister-brother can throw fore snowflakes
>Wow, how about you, as the largest you must have the best power
>my bag is magic
>...

if someone else puts on her bag is it still magic?

>can you imagine unironically reading about marvel and DC and shit?

What am I supposed to read then? Capeshit are only comics that get any traction, with occasional odd shit here and there.

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It’s been all over Yas Forums the last few days too, you just don’t spend enough time here.

>>I'm uplinked live to the internet, I have crazy tech powers

That's over stating things a lot.

He could be replaced by an android phone without a problem

She's basically a shitty Felix the Cat

Lmao you clearly don't come here enough

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>be american
>see a disgusting obese nigger abomination
>"s-she's cute"
Everytime.

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>making black santa a fag

holy fucking based. While us whites mock this kind of shit, nogs actually get angry about it, as a whole they hate fags way more than any other ethnic group. Ironic that most fags are also black.

No, this was all over Yas Forums. What's weird though is that nobody gave a shit about Trailblazer until today. Everyone was laughing at me yesterday for wanting to cuddle her but now they all want to bang my waifu.

real books you fucking mongoloid

>ten threads

holy shit, I thought he was joking

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>superpower is literally just hiding a bunch of shit in your fat rolls

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More like hiv positive

She is thick !

>sickly, low t, balding effeminate piece of shit with bad eyesight and pudgy face and pencil neck
jfc

Can we find this book and analyze it? Because I'm still not convinced this guy is serious. He could very well be pulling a joke on everyone.

they're pandering to liberals

Then my cock must be a liberal.

youre just a chub chaser

la creatura

that's not thick, she's morbidly obese especially for a young girl
the whole point of her character is her being an obese version of Dora

Pathetic

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>“The world is a vampire…and so am I.”
>he definitely drinks blood (or does he?)

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