A24 gives you $5 million to make a movie

Jeri get cursed iPad

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It would be a completely satirical story about a high school shooting/bombing. In a classroom of students, there is one kid of every gender/race combination, so there is a white girl, white boy, Arab boy, black girl, etc. The entire movie would be them all interacting with each other exactly like their racial/gender stereotypes would. White woman would be a whore that uses her phone all day, Arab girl would wear a hijab and the Arab boy would beat her whenever she spoke, black boy would be a thief, etc. The film would poke fun at stereotypes and explain through satire that stereotypes are extreme and that we shouldn't take them seriously. The film would be an extremely anti-racism anti-sexism work of art, even though people would be stupid enough to call it racist/sexist because they don't understand satire.
>Ooohhhh black person steal that's racist
The film would end with the white boy and the Arab boy teaming up, with whiteboy being revealed to have guns in his backpack and arabboy to have a bomb in his backpack.

Burst

A group of teens on spring break at a secluded cabin come in contact with a crashed satellite housing an alien virus that causes violent mood swings, grotesque physical mutations, and eventually spontaneous combustion.

unironically kino

a film about Warez made in a style of early-PTA (basically Altman + Scorcese)

Forgot to mention that they would all complain about how oppressed they are because of their race/sex, mocking all of the fucking idiots in the world that have a victim complex. They would all be in different places cut together saying "I AM" "I AM" "I AM" "A VICTIM" "A VICTIM" like that scene from early in Death Note where L and Light both say at the same time "I AM JUSTICE." Also, black girl would speak in total gibberish and it would be impossible to understand her.

Sets in the 70s, it stars a 6yo kid who wakes up, his mum get him ready for school, etc.
He does this everyday, but everyday since the beginning of the movie something change in the world. One day a tree is purple, the next day the tree will stays purple and a person will have no face, and so goes on day after day, until the world around him is unrecognizable. He point at those weird things to his mom but she says that it always been like that, everything is fine, etc. Day after day everyone around him and even his mom will be more and more hostile, not in the sense that they will hurt him, but unfriendly and unpleasant, like an uninvited guest.
In the end it will be revealed that he's not a child, he's an ancient god from a pre human time who died before any animal on earth was even there, now he woke up after dreaming about being an innocent sweet child, so he subconsciously modified reality around him and turned a single lady with no child into his fake mother. But this reality warp is destroying the foundation of reality itself, different dimensions are crumbling into another and living beings are instinctively mean to him because they know he's the cause of it all. So he will end dying again because of the genuine love he was starting to feel for human creatures

Give it all to this waifu for her excellent performance as a refrigerator

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Mr Hickey being used by the entire crew of the Erebus and Terror.

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Hmm... Could be interesting

2 young princes try to turn the negative perception of their royal family around to avoid a slowly approaching peasant revolution.

>Movie in current times.
>A knight
most knights (Sir X), in the UK at least, are old. 50+. could be a good movie, some life long civil servant who has to go on an adventure.

Make a pretentious 3 hour indie horror about gay niggers with nihilistic themes that critiques capitalism and be praised by journalists everywhere for being a brave work of art in Trump's america

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That's pretty kino though the God stuff is a bit convoluted. The first half would make quite the disturbing horror movie.

Based, especially if the prices are played by Mitchell and Webb.

nice idea. would be good as a book to.

one could marry a half black low level actress for some friction between the princes.

the bottom movies are bad because jews, but jews control hollywood, so wouldn't the top movies also be bad, hell, even worse than the bottom ones?

A film based on the life of the vendor who brought the animal that started Coronavirus to market.

it means they're equally bad

Set in the Sengoku period of Japan during the 15th Century following an aristocratic ninja. I'd try to be historically accurate to a degree, but a lot of it is built on folktales.

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steal this user's idea

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The bat thing was bullshit, it just mutated from an existing branch

i would pay Florence Pugh 5 million to sit in my face for 2 hours

>jery get haunted iphone

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All female remake of paranormal activity, pocket the rest

A girl is obsessed with a guy. She then grows to the size of cities and she demands that people look for the boy she’s obsessed over unless she starts destroying neighborhoods. All this happens in the first ten minutes. The actual meat of the movie follows the guy trying to escape the Continent as people go crazy and look for him in order to calm down the titanic girl. Also throughout the movie the military is fighting the gigantic woman. And the main character scrambles under her massive feet, trying to survive and not get caught by desperate people looking for him.

Uwe Boll's Postal is like this only

Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Emma Roberts and Florence Pugh in a period candlelit mansion as some sort of royal figures with a vague plot but formal period dialogue because i like that. The entire film is an excuse to pay the four actresses $1 million each and then the spare $1 million to make an erotic lesbian film where the actresses are all just tastefully nude the entire 285 minute runtime with natural lighting and a score by Michael Nyman.

How exactly do you convey that to the audience without a character just spitting exposition straight into the camera?

The plot is me fucking Jane Levy in the ass for 2 hours and I steal the money and never even finish the movie just disaooear after filming

white vs asian incel battle royale so they can finally solve their differences. winner gets a gf.

>white people bad
>niggers good
>main character is gay
>feminism
>at least one tranny

Just give me the oscar

>A film about the LA Riots from the perspective of Roof Koreans
>no one can say its racist because the main characters are asian

a small town is stalked by a serial killer preying on children. The main characters are a group of pre-teens that dont take it as seriously, until one of their group is missing. It will play heavily on paranoia and gang stalking, as they suspect it could be somebody close to them such Teachers, friends parents, store owners, ect. There are rumors its a pedophile ring, multiple serial killers either working together or in competition, even rumors its an actual monster and the film will give subtle nodd to the killer having seemingly supernatural powers.
In the end it will all be a red herring but the main focus will be how rumors and childhood adolescence fueled a lot of the paranoia. Set in in a small town, maybe upstate NY or Washington or PA. Someplace with a lot of woods and country to give the town a "village in the Forrest" vibe. I cant make up my mind if it should be set in modern times or a different decade, but if it was im thinking the 1990s

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low budget medieval drama in the vein of Andrei Rublev / The Seventh Seal. I would have pre-production start developing assets and scout locations while I write the script.

GG Allin biopic. I will shoot it in super 8, 16mm and vhs and the movie will look dirty as fuck like GG shat on the film

It's open season on asians right now.

It's gonna be like Assault on Precinct 13 but with based koreans shooting niggers for two hours

it's like 9/11 all over again. Liberals are more concerned with defending the feelings of the guilty party than they are about justice or ensuring the prevention of a similar event ever happening again.
Sounds excellent. I hope they would take cues from black hawk down to make the perpetrators feel more like masses of animal violence than individual humans.

paradise lost was already made, user

yeah I know, we still haven't held Jews to account for their crimes against America

An incel is kidnapped and undergoes a sex change operation and becomes an e thot
Starring me

I just waste the budget on whore actresses and drugs and the movie doesn't get made.

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A movie that follows the classic sports movie structure but it's about an all female farting contest and all the farts are real, no sound effects

Could be a good body horror movie

tranny body horror would be unironically kino

1993 World Trade Center hombing

Yeah because all 5 billion or fuck knows how many of them there are are to blame