One of you assholes has the kung-flu virus...

One of you assholes has the kung-flu virus, now I know I'm clean because the script says so but I can't be sure for you fuckers, digits decides who gets the flamethrower treatment.

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You can trust me MacReady, i aint got no Kung-flu. Now untie me

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I'm clean MacReady, I never go near those bug people so there is no way that I'm infected

Woah, settle down MacReady...

Look man, I never even ate no bat soup

Not me hahaha

listen. i might've had a little bat soup but i was assured it was of high quality. im totally clean.

You are insane mcready

I’m just like you guys! I post brehs, based, sneed, whatever you want. Now how about you untie me?

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Great work macready, you got one

Oh shit get him Macready!!

What's going on here?

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You got him, now kindly undo these straps!

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only after we test that blood you rainbow singing leprechaun

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kung flu is a hoax

We are all gonna die. Arent we??

Herro ferrow stoopeed Americans

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I lead a very healthy lifestyle. No way I could be infected.

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*cough*

We should check peoples teeth and if they dont have metal fillings that means they have coronavirus :D

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Look man, I understand the situation isn't good but there's no need to be racist okay?

It's not all fake and it isn't all real either but the hype is fun to watch

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This doesn't prove a thing.

I'm fine

Is it really that big of a deal? I mean its just the flu, bro

You couldn't do anything to me even if you tried!

watch out MacReady, the Virus is behind you!

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its ok!!!, i was never left alone with the virus, it couldnt have infected me!

>only one confirmed case so far
Why are people making such a big fuss over this?

You sound suspicious, take the test again!

no u

I am free of the virus! but there are more out there

But...but...exponential growth!

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nigga you cant flame me, i'm a faggot

jesus dude calm down, nobody here is infected

WE'RE ALL INFECTED

Don’t know about you guys but this is scary.

If i get infected I'll kill you first

hehe. i have a penis. no worries about catching this shit honestly

im not sick i swear i dont have it
this is just how i look all the time

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Guess there only was one infected, good job getting that one out of here.

Im clean Macready, got tested and everything. Jamie, can you pull up those test results?

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I'm clean bro, trust me.

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I'm clean mac. You know that right......

No worries broseph, was just at the beach with me and my buds, let’s crack a few beers

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How long have we been tied to this fucking couch? Five weeks? Two days? The whole winter? Help me to recollect, Mac.

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You're being paranoid!

That shit's congenital we ain't got nothing against you.

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nice "science" you got there, there is no way in hell that your method proves anything

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this summer WATCHING CANCELLED SHOWS IN FUCKING 480P

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I’m going to say the N word

You can't do this to me, just one more week i promise!

So sad. Torch him.

No dubs anymore, guess we're good.

Now everybody just hold on, let's do what he says. He's right someone here might be from China...

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oh shit

Burn me to be sure MacReady.
It's the only way