One of you assholes has the kung-flu virus, now I know I'm clean because the script says so but I can't be sure for you fuckers, digits decides who gets the flamethrower treatment.
One of you assholes has the kung-flu virus...
You can trust me MacReady, i aint got no Kung-flu. Now untie me
I'm clean MacReady, I never go near those bug people so there is no way that I'm infected
Woah, settle down MacReady...
Look man, I never even ate no bat soup
Not me hahaha
listen. i might've had a little bat soup but i was assured it was of high quality. im totally clean.
You are insane mcready
I’m just like you guys! I post brehs, based, sneed, whatever you want. Now how about you untie me?
Great work macready, you got one
Oh shit get him Macready!!
What's going on here?
You got him, now kindly undo these straps!
only after we test that blood you rainbow singing leprechaun
kung flu is a hoax
We are all gonna die. Arent we??
Herro ferrow stoopeed Americans
I lead a very healthy lifestyle. No way I could be infected.
*cough*
We should check peoples teeth and if they dont have metal fillings that means they have coronavirus :D
Look man, I understand the situation isn't good but there's no need to be racist okay?
It's not all fake and it isn't all real either but the hype is fun to watch
This doesn't prove a thing.
I'm fine
Is it really that big of a deal? I mean its just the flu, bro
You couldn't do anything to me even if you tried!
watch out MacReady, the Virus is behind you!
its ok!!!, i was never left alone with the virus, it couldnt have infected me!
>only one confirmed case so far
Why are people making such a big fuss over this?
You sound suspicious, take the test again!
no u
I am free of the virus! but there are more out there
But...but...exponential growth!
nigga you cant flame me, i'm a faggot
jesus dude calm down, nobody here is infected
WE'RE ALL INFECTED
Don’t know about you guys but this is scary.
If i get infected I'll kill you first
hehe. i have a penis. no worries about catching this shit honestly
im not sick i swear i dont have it
this is just how i look all the time
Guess there only was one infected, good job getting that one out of here.
Im clean Macready, got tested and everything. Jamie, can you pull up those test results?
I'm clean bro, trust me.
I'm clean mac. You know that right......
No worries broseph, was just at the beach with me and my buds, let’s crack a few beers
How long have we been tied to this fucking couch? Five weeks? Two days? The whole winter? Help me to recollect, Mac.
You're being paranoid!
That shit's congenital we ain't got nothing against you.
nice "science" you got there, there is no way in hell that your method proves anything
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this summer WATCHING CANCELLED SHOWS IN FUCKING 480P
I’m going to say the N word
You can't do this to me, just one more week i promise!
So sad. Torch him.
No dubs anymore, guess we're good.
Now everybody just hold on, let's do what he says. He's right someone here might be from China...
oh shit
Burn me to be sure MacReady.
It's the only way