She was prettier than Arwen, what gives Aragorn?

>Long forward after the war of the ring
>Aragorn is getting really old and doesn't want to turn into a decripit senile old geezer
>Suddenly he has a magical ability to "give up" his gift of longevity so he chooses to pass away voluntarily by sleeping to never wake up
Such a lazy cop out. Tolkien obviously wanted an easy way out, but of course he couldn't depict suicide as a solution so he came up with a bullshit excuse.

The lost nectar of the fruits of the trees of Valinor.

She literally smells of horse cock user, have some taste

bags of southron sand and salty camel milk

What? Is this your head canon? What's this about giving up?

Aragorn lives for hundreds of years due to Numenorean chad blood and Arwen is youthful forever.

Imagine having sex with her when all of a sudden she does her crazy eyes. Aragorn knew and ran away from her as fast he could.

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Literally just pump 4+ kids into her. She has no time to be crazy after that.

Aragorn loved Arwen.

Delicious lembas vs disgusting gruel

You just know she will cheat on you with a horse at some point.

shes from rohan, aka a thatched barn where where brigands drink in the reek and their brats roll on the floor with the dogs

t. Saruman

It's canon from the books. Aragorn is starting to get old and would rather die on his own terms, while still sound of mind. So he lays down and invites Arwen to look while he forces himself to die in his sleep.

because aragorn saw this
cdn1.aznude.com/mirandaotto/kin/kin-otto1-hi.mp4

that's the only quality women have tho

Arewen is an elf that won't age. Human females hit the wall at 30. elf bitches wall is much later it's no decision at all.

>crazy eyes
>bad
????

Cut that number in half

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she was crazy, after aragorn rejected her she literally went to battle to die she was indeed much better, based faramir won in the end

>based faramir won in the end
That's because Eru isn't an asshole. After everything he put Faramir through he got his justice served.

Post an actress you think wouldve been prettier.

SPARE ME YOUR PITHY AND YOUR T.POSTING, I HAVE NO USE FOR IT

What do Orc women look like?

2001 super prime Liv Tyler mogs this peasant girl hard

Thanks for ruining LOTR for me forever asshole

>literally just wake up, the world is saved, and theres a hot crazy rural bitch who is dtf and marry you in the same houses of healing as you, also youre now prince of ithilien
faramir really got off easy

if you believe this then you're guaranteed to have some fucked up relationships mayn. and youll deserve it, too

>you're guaranteed to have some relationships
why can't normalfags just go back to their own websites

>not wanting to see those eyes looking up at you as she sucks your cock
Nigga you gay AF

she wouldn't do such a degenerate act

Literally anyone with blonde hair

She'd do anything for a numenorian hunk.

Yeah, you'll grow out of that after you turn 16

t. Swarthoid

And grow back into it when you turn 30.

based

It was the tradition of Numenorean royalty that the king would commit ritualistic suicide (with his own sword I think) in order to pass the crown to his first born son. The old king could not exist when a young one took the throne. When the Numenoreans started to get corrupted and became jealous of the immortality of the elves they ceased this practice. Aragorn was simply bringing things back to how they used to be.

This lady can't fucking cook. Her food is disgusting slop that a dwarf wouldn't eat.

According to the lore, it's just a thing that Men with a lot of Numenorean blood are able to do. They "sense" when the time for them to die is right, and they just put their affairs in order, go to sleep and die.

>people talk about eowyn
>never post a picture where she braided her hair

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Not to mention his asshole father is dead at last, so he's now the Steward of Gondor (he even actually does rule Gondor for a few days before Aragorn comes back from the Morannon)

why do incels still post here? fuck off geek

Arwen is not supposed to have blond hair you mongoloid, she is the "Evenstar" Tolkien even explicitly states the difference between the shining look of Galadriel and the nightly look of Arwen, read the books first and then come back

Aragorn is almost 90 years old, Eowyn is in her early 20s. She's basically a child to him. Also he ages so slowly that she'll still grow old long before he does. Arwen is really the only viable long-term option for him.

For me it’s Galadriel (ring mode)

she wasn't, looks annoying

>Frodo did you just cum in my pussy
Galadriel calmy said

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outside*

Fixed

Galadriel is ugly as fuck in the movie. bah god if she gave me her stupid hairs I'll make her eat them

hearty kek

this. elf pussy stay young and prime forever.

She really wasn't. At least the actress in the film. The bug face, the weird nose, the 4hed, the hair that isn't that impressive and that's coming from a blonde lover. Not to mention she's mortal and already hit the wall. Aragorn made the right choice, stayed loyal too which is above 99% of all men. He was always meant to be with Arwen.

pleb

Arwen had sex with a subspecies. Like they say in Rivendell: Once you go Numenorean, you can't go back.

this user knows

I remember when she laughed at Aragorn's joke about bearded Dwarf women I thought she looked absolutely radiant.

She was terrible at cooking

I've never thought highly of Galadriel and appreciate your combativeness.
Also she's meant to be six foot four in height.

in that kinda hardscrabble primitive society not knowing how to perform such a mundane task is a proof of status

I honestly can't stand fags that jerk off to girls like debicki because they think their kids will outlive the manlet meme.
If you're gonna be into amazonian girls at least don't do it for the shittiest reason.

thanks to people like Idril and Tuor and the rest she is a subspecies. in his shitass uptight way Feanor was right about hybridization and his son Caranthir had the right idea about "Dark Elves"

She stood by watching her brother die, her father deteriorate, her kingdom fall to pieces. Came close to taking wormtongue up her butthole and almost went full feminismo mode. Absolute failure in every department, body and mind. Moves on another dick almost immediately after rejection, doesn't even chase or try to put in the effort. Would absolutely cheat on you with an ork and dump you immediately at the first sign of stress.

Arwen is ready to throw away her immortality for you. Fuck rohan roasties.