>What I expected was skin organisms
>What I didn't expect were what we call stool organisms or fecal organisms. Hundreds of thousands of colonies of fecal matter.
>it was everywhere, there wasn't a lot of difference where you tested whether it was the seat, the headrest, the armrest or the floor. They were all heavily contaminated.
>Dr. Wallace says that's a direct result of someone going to the bathroom and not washing their hands.
needles filled with AIDS?
Eh, I'm not bothered by this. Dust mites exist, and those poop everywhere
and yet you've been living, nay THRIVING in such an environment for years.
I wear diapers to the movie and keep the shitty in my panty.
Expect just a few semen demons
babbies first microorganism lesson huh? now go look up what's living on the surface of your mattress lmao
The odd thing about the kinoplex is I can unleash the longest fart of my life and not get a single whiff- have never smelled a single broken wind while attending...how do they do it bros?
I can live with poop traces. I cant live with roaches and bedbugs.
D-do you sell these panties? I would love to lick out the crotch and sniff the shit streaks.
probably just a bunch of sperm
your farts are girl tier bro
>THRIVING
lol, no.
L O N D O N
>I found a psp in one of the seats when I went to the movies back in the summer of 07
I used to work at a movie theater and I'm sexually attracted to bad smells. First time I had to take a garbage bag full of old popcorn to the dumpster and got a wiff I immediately went behind the dumpster, unzipped my pants, and coomed sooo hard into that disgusting smelling bag.
my nigga stop
One time when I went to the theater I got the sharts and starting soiling my pants when I went to the restroom. I didn't bother leaving, I just went back in and sat down in my seat. I started rubbing my butt against the seat cushion because the liquid I squirted out earlier was burning my asshole.
based but also what the fuck
What movie were you watching?
Imagine having to shit every 2 hours.
What's wrong with Amerimutts?
Inception
Have you never lived half a mile from Taco Bell?
do Americans really
Well they bought all that toilet paper so they figured they better use it.
yes we all do that
i usually bring a little bit of poop from home in a ziplok baggie, and spread it around once the lights go down. just a little insurance in case i don't end up having to shit during the movie (i always do though)
or you know, farting
ok bishwas
Yeah, they said they found shit in the seats.
There's no bacteria in farts. That's what separates us brap connoisseurs from scatfags.
FUCKING COOF KEK
There's feces everywhere. Practically everything is covered in a layer of feces.
That's why I never sit at any public place, always stand, maybe leaning against a newspaper held to a wall.
Your bull's condom catches it all
>Dr. Wallace says that's a direct result of someone going to the bathroom and not washing their hands.
what about brapping in the seat?
eat more protein, cut down on the soi
brap in the seats
crap in the sheets
Braps are literally shit particles in the air. This is why smell and taste are so closely related, you're tasting what's in the air when you smell
No one else shits on the cinema seats??
only in the designated shitting seats
It's more on the kinoplex for not cleaning the seats.
Particles are not bacteria, though. Bacteria don't just fly around the room every time you fart
It's not limited to movie theaters. All public spaces have concentrations of fecal matter. Fortunately most can ignore it.
Not me, though.
>he doesn’t know about the designated shitting seats
>nay
no one talks like this
>bedbugs
and having read that one simple word, i'm never going to the kinotorium again
it's a quote, butthole
Your mom says that all especially when she's on her back
>nay nay nay fuck me harder daddy!
what a nasty little whore.
Yea. I'm guessing most door handles have them.
And they said they found fecal matter in the touch screen order kiosks at Mcdonalds too.
Not to mention public transport.
That's why I don't sit on the tube at all if I can help it. And now I'm going to stop touching the handles.
>Not me, though
What did he mean by this?
I eat it mtmmtmtmt
OCD. I can't enjoy life like a normal person.
You must be having a blast right now.
Was it brapkino?
>americans are fat asses who literally shit themselves in public due to bad diet
>surprised theres shit on the seats
Theaters are a meme at this point the price you pay you can literally get the bluray 3 months later down the road and if you liked the movie you then own or can sell it.
Just invest in a good projector / TV and sound system and be done with it
You don't have grown man farts. I fart and my dog gets up and leaves the room. I once made a kid at a restaurant cry with a rotten egg drive by as I left.
It's not so bad since I rarely leave the house. But yeah, you never know what people will bring back inside with them.
Friendly reminder that copper has inherent antibacterial properties and copper doorhandles, handrails and other surfaces are germ free. You chose the world of stainless steel and plastics and look what it has given you.
>make door handles out of copper
>nigs strip it and resell the copper overnight
shoot them with copper bullets
Yeah go ahead start making everything out of copper and watch it disappear overnight.
>shoot nigs with copper bullets
>they surivive but now are slightly more wealthy from stirpping copper bullets