EIGHT FUCKING WHISKY SOURS

>EIGHT FUCKING WHISKY SOURS
>YOU COULDN'T STOP AT 3 OR 4?
>NO, YOU HAD TO HAVE 8 BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC

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Yea, thats the whole point. Normalbros will never understand. Once the first drop hits my lips, its over. Black out city.

Eight whiskey sours is like half a bottle of whiskey. I don't think you would even be alive if you drank that much. Even if it took you a few hours...

t. lightweight

>half a bottle
What the fuck kind of bitch ass drinks are you making? If youre not doing a third of a pint at a time I don't know what to tell you.

I don't like drinking but I love being drunk. At what point do people love to actually drink? is that the big sign of alcoholism?

Literally me

>that bit where he looks in the mirror and says he'll blow his own brains out
kek

You have to be 18 to post here lightweight

This is how I talk to myself every morning. Probably isn't helping me as I try to get sober but it's hard to not call yourself a fucking idiot for caving yet again.

just smoke weed dude it's better for you

all alcoholics should move to Japan for recovery, they'll get bored as shit quick
>Eight drinks here is a fucking START to the night

Weed makes me more suicidal than I already am

L m f a o do u weigh 120 lbs

lightweight baby

why do alcoholics think they're cool? you pathetic degenerates should just end it and get it over with, nobody wants alcoholics around.

sneed and dubs

>tfw you drink at three times the speed your friends drink

This. Fucking hate it. Even worse I eat 2x slower then them too.

woah you're so cool bro everybody is really impressed by how fast and how much stupid juice you can drink.

Your dad used to get drunk and hit you, we get it.

pussy
lemmy drank one a day his whole life

user do the world a favor and wrap your car around a tree, you fucking smell bad.

who hurt you

it's not a bragging point

>all the seething alchohlic responses to this
kek and people say stoners are sensitive

buncha fuckin worthless rummies ITT

*sips port wine*
ahhh sure is entertaining to watch all these soberoid crybabies. someone should make a movie out of it

hes not bragging you fucking autist

>taking the CA quarantine to quit the hooch cold turkey
>already have the shakes and have been randomly yelling at my computer equipment for being buggy
>trying to hang in there for at least 2 weeks
Hold me bros.

I'm not sure where you get "I think I'm cool" from saying I beat myself up every day because I keep fucking up when I try to quit.

I think the only reason they're keeping the liquor stores open is so hospitals won't have to deal with the DT cases.

because you think it's some kind of heroic struggle, all alcoholics like to picture themselves like bukowski or Oliver Reed but they're really just worthless losers with a retarded addiction.

based US health care system.

If the gun store closes before Tuesday I think I'm just going to Leaving Las Vegas.

have you seen that movie
is it good

it's one of the most depressing movies you will ever watch but it is definitely a good film. Nicholas Cage won Best Actor Academy Award for it. Think about it man.

>because you think it's some kind of heroic struggle

Actually I think I'm a moron for letting it get this bad.

at this point i don't really care anymore that I'm alcohol. the whole world is imploding because of chinks, now give me another drink.

I will check it out thank you user

Shouldve got the little golden man

Outstanding bait user, really well done

Sorry about your childhood. Its not my fault though. Salud faggot.

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your trips are thanks enough. enjoy and stay safe.

have you been drinking tonight

i drank my usual 4 double vodka and teas, made lean cuisine, didn't finish it, watched used cars, fell asleep, woke up at 330am and am now drinking again with a little weed and lot of cigarettes. i feel impending doom is coming, cant stop wont stop get down homie.

You know you’re killing yourselves, right? It’s just slow, painful suicide that ruins the lives of everyone around you as well.
and it’s not to late to quit

thanks all these faggots bit on it hard too

based stale bait poster

kek it's hilarious because of stuff that happened in your childhood that led you to become a piss pants drunk, drink away the bad thoughts you weak faggot.

*sips*
yep they mad

my nigga
I havent consumed a sing non-alcoholic liquid today lmao
on my third vodka sprite zero but im boutta make another to FINALLY catch a buzz
I would shoot a puppy in the mouth for a smoke
when you feel classy what is your go to cocktail

im legit oldfag, drinking only gets easier and more enjoyable. but being hung over is awful. You end up finding a happy equilibrium where you pass out early enough to make the hangover super mild.

Favorite things to watch when you are fucked but not enough to stop understanding words?

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why not just smoke weed instead? all the benefit minus the hangover

When I feel classy I buy Absolut or Reyka, When I'm alcohol I buy Svedka only. Like that Sweedish shit. Or If in classy mode, neet with ice, no mixer.

because i can smoke weed all day long, can only drink when the sun goes down. weed can become too often thing.

i only got hangovers when i first started drinking
ill feel a little achy the next day but no vomiting and no skull implosion. not sure if that is a blessing or a curse.

...

Drinking?
Pop pills fags

adderall gave me ED don't fall for the memes
Xannax is just shit tier all around

you ever fuck with gin m8
A Tom Collins is my go to cocktail
I find Vodka to be a good mixer liquor

ive tried it once and it wasn't awful. i started drinking vodka because it is the worst tasting shit of all so i figured if i can drink straight vodka, i can drink anything.

If u cut booze for a full week and stick with it that suicide shit will lessen considerably...
ptsd gen x fag here. Try cutting the booze for a week. See how you feel then. You can do it homo.

I cant tell you how many times I woke up drunk with a pistol in or near my hand... Too many to know for sure. Booze is a real bitch man. It makes you highly unstable.

>Lemmy was well known for his alcohol abuse. The documentary Motörhead: Live Fast Die Old stated that he drank a bottle of Jack Daniel's every day and had done so since he was 30 years old.

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How old is when I should stop drinking like this? I'll just be at home and have one beer or cider and by the time I'm halfway through it, I'll have two more lined up and then the night is over. 21 btw.

Oxy baby with gabapentin and ritalin

nah
I like weed and I like beer and everything else I've tried harder than that just made me extremely anxious. I did LSD twice and had two horrible trips

bro gin will change your life
Less tannin less sugar which means less hangover (if you still get those i do)
More flavor higher ABV
Its just superior vodka