Here’s your phase 4 bro

Yes, and one of them is non-binary. Imagine actually letting a guy whose main complaint about the comic books he read growing up is that the heroes were too cool write a comic book for you. Just imagine that, you're letting someone make up heroes for you, with the express goal of making them fucking losers. Not even losers who grow in confidence as their powers develop like Peter Parker. Just full on losers, who never become cool

It is, but the bit about that character being a stereotypical jock is real. I don't know what school that writer went to, but apparently that's his image of what jocks are supposed to look like. Dumpster fire doesn't even come close to describing this

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>safespace and snowflake

literally today's zoomers

fun fact: even SJW and trannys hate em, lol

That's hot

Look at how they massacred my boy!!

The creator gives and intro of sorts about these characters and its honestly bizzare that it isnt satire and this guy (barley) is being given money resources and exposure by Marvel for this balls to the wall lunacy.

The creator unironically looks like a wojak

They forgot my home(demi)boi Triggerwarning, whose superpowers include shaking and crying. baka. Here's him when he's not wearing his costume.

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Safespace NOOOOO!

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FUCK GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

THEIR COSTUMES ARE BORDERLANDS 2 SKINS

> it getting drawn by the likes of Jim Lee as a new writer are over
This desu

20 years ago (hell, some cases even 10 years ago), I mean, not all stories were great, but at least they had good art!

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this is literally bait

Why do SJWs hate it?

Because to them it sounds like they're mocking "non-binary" "people" by calling one snowflake

Look up the writer on YT. He does a bunch of weird interviews with drag queens and he looks like he was probably bullied at school. Has the classic Soi Boi look too (Glasses, balding, scrawny, manlet)

As if art is the biggest issue here. Also it's drawn by one of the most notorious shitty artists in the industry. Written by some walking bottle of soi that used to write for Colbert. It's such a sea of total shit I'd call it literally trolling if it wasn't Marvel.

One of the other kids powers is Google searching with his "internet gas" powers lmao

One good thing about all this politically correct bullshit is that it's usually niggers that are forced to associate with it by proxy. I bet the faggot who designed these was jewish but now black people have to carry the shame because the characters are token black people.

>dark skin with white facial structure
>candy coloured hair
>androgynous in an ugly way
It's over bros, 2010s tumblr culture has officially infected the mainstream, they won

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They think it's ridiculous mockery even though it's completely fucking accurate to them. Snowflake cannot activate his power which is throwing giant snowflakes unless he is triggered by the way.

If they won why are they so mad kek

>A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does.

>"I wanted to have teen characters who felt as "now" as the New Warriors did in 1990,” explains Kibblesmith. “The New Warriors have been zeitgeist characters from the beginning, you get edgy skateboarding Night Thrasher in the '90s and the Reality TV team in the 2000s, and now in 2020, we have New Warriors who have never grown up without the Internet, and one character who appears to essentially live inside it.

>“The word ’screen time’ is only ever used in a sort of restrictive sense, and because we’re doing a story about teenage rebels, a lot of the names are about teens fighting against labels that are put on them. So with Screentime, we liked the idea that he has infinite screen time.”

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INTERNET
GAS

Idris Elba

>Snowflake cannot activate his power which is throwing giant snowflakes unless he is triggered
I can see the stories now.
>You shouldn't have triggered xer
>You wouldn't like xer when xers triggered

Disney can make whatever the fuck they want, it'll never die since it owns half the world.

Why do all of these characters look like racial stereotypes?

Why do they look the same? Why does Snowflake look so generic?

I think you're lost op
This is Yas Forums
The tranny board is right over here

You can take estrogen pills wity your friends right over here op

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Holds up the mirror.

youtube.com/watch?v=5PCWUCv1rnU
youtube.com/watch?v=oLVebLhsG7w&t=3s

this is marvel now.

Sick and tired of white liberals using black people to push their white faggot/tranny ideology. DC turned aqualad into a faggot for young justice despite him clearly being straight in the previous seasons. They also made mr terrific in the arrow show into a faggot when he never was one in the comics. And MCU is going crazy with how they got a gay black male couple in eternals and how they will have a gay kissing scene. Now you got this shit with new warriors. At everyone turn white leftist are trying to deconstruct and destroy black masculinity and use black faces to push their white leftist ideas and i'm fucking sick of it.

Look, if whites want to push this poison onto their children and destroy their souls with it, fine, that's your guys businesses. However, the black community does not support this sort of leftist faggotry and never will, so stop using black bodies as the face your white degenerate ideologies.

>main writer says he used to be intimidated by superheroes and was scared because they were too cool for him
What the fuck
How do we fix (((modern))) “””men”””?

EXPERIMENTAL
INTERNET
GAS

There's no way this shit is real. It has to be satire.

Sounds like a woman trying to avoid dating an orbiter she’s not attracted to but wants to keep around because he’s loaded.

I think the character that pisses me off the most is the kid trapped in virtual reality forever. Not only is his backstory fucking retarded, but realistically if you're stuck in a situation where you can no longer feel anything for the rest of your life, and it's all simulated and not real, you'd have a fucking breakdown. Instead he's a cocky, epic meme spouting faggot. Jesus Christ, the kid would be depressed beyond all hell, not whatever the fuck they made his personality to be.

Now you know how whites feel when they turn a character black.

Where were you in 2012 when I was saying this?

You forgot Wolverine, Cyclops and Jean Grey being in a polyamorous, open relationship.
Because that's what you want from Wolverine.
The mental image of him getting railed by Cyclops while Jean watches.

Jim Lee wasn't even that great, he's barely a step above Liefeld.

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fuck off

bottom right corner.

and don't be so selective. they turned iceman into a fag, and it looks like they're doing the same to wolverine.

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how Yas Forums autists feel, user. you're not normie whites (when you're white at all) and never will be

>Yas Forums - Television & Film
back to Yas Forums with your culture war faggot

I'm pretty normie black user.

>DUDE, POUCHES LMAO
>DUDE WHAT'S SHADING
>DUDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE THAN ONE BODY TYPE? I CAN'T JUST SWAP OUT HEADS?

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But the niggers and mutts will rape me again!

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>One of the other kids powers is Google searching with his "internet gas" powers lmao
Based brapchad.