Worst theater experience?

Hispanics are bigger weebs than whites. you were in their territory, gringo.

Wine drunk boomers during the Revenant. Immersion ruined throughout. It honestly ruined the movie for me.

I went to see The House that Jack Built with a friend. a fat retard in front of us laughed like a spaz during the film's moments of dark humor. he sounded like a fucking seagull. still, I saw an obviously feminist girl stand up and leave during the tit-cutting scene, so it was simultaneously my best and worst theater experience.

The worst part is this is a theater in a hip area that mostly white girls go to, but because of the limited release we got the beans.

they don't deserve to be. The last thing japan needs is fucking cartels.
They should have been kicked out of the theater and the planet.

what is the origin of this copy pasta

someone tweeted it

black people loud

niggers

>they don't deserve to be
why not? they were importing and watching anime while you burgerfags were still devouring the retarded cashgrabs Hanna-Barbera shat out. They had watched all of DBZ while you were still tipping your toes with your half-assed censored dubs. Latin-America has a way larger anime movement. than the U.S.

Best
And worst, seeing a movie in India
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Both worst and best experience

>Go to kinoplex
>Sit about halfway down
>Some Chad and his gf in front of me
>Get comfy while trailers come on
>See errant pieces of popcorn coming near me
>Some of it hits me
>To turn to look
>There's like 3 troublemakers a few rows back laughing and then they stare at me
>Don't really want to say anything so I just turn back around
>They keep doing it even when the movie starts
>They throw them quite hard so it'll hurt me (they don't hurt)
>But they have bad aim and miss most shots
>It starts hitting Chad and his gf
>Chad turns and glares at me
>As he's looking at me he sees the troublemakers are still throwing popcorn
>Gets out of his seat and approaches them
>Listen to him tell them that if they do it again he'll kick their ass
>As he walks past I say/whisper "thanks bro"
>But I don't think he hears me
>Troublemakers hear me because they start laughing and mocking me by saying "th-thanks b-bro"
>They don't throw anymore popcorn though
>Yet this isn't good enough for me
>I sit furious for another 10-15 minutes
>Then I start throwing popcorn at Chad and his gf
>When he turns around I quickly turn around too to face the troublemakers and say "come on guys, can't we just watch the movie"
>They ask me what I'm talking about
>I look back at Chad, tsk and just shake my head
>Chad gets up and drags the three of them out of the kinoplex because he's had it with their shit
>Start clapping when he comes back
>No one joins in, in fact one lady shushes me
>Enjoy rest of movie
>Afterwards in the lobby I tell Chad thanks again and try to shake his hand
>Doesn't shake my hand, he just says he's not my "bro"
>His gf smiles at me
>See the troublemakers outside the building
>One of them has a blackeye
>Get same bus as Chad and his gf so the troublemakers will think we're all together and won't follow me
>Takes me like 5 miles out of town so I don't get back until later than I wanted to

You should have seen how scared they were tho lol

The time I went to see The Last Jedi.

It was otherwise great but there was just one huge problem; The Last Jedi was playing on the screen. That really killed the experience for me.

>meet cute girl at uni
>she's an art student i'm in engineering
>ask her to go out with me
>she agrees
>i suggest we go see "the master" in hopes of impressing her
>it's not playing when we get there
>"that's ok user let's just go see batman, we can laugh at how stupid it is"
>she really likes me
>we pay and go in
>some clown with an ar15 opens fire and kills us
>mfw

man this is some next-level autism right here.

One time I was watching a movie and had to take a piss but it was at the really exciting part so I pissed in my empty drink cup (it was a large so it was huge) and just set it on the floor. When the movie was over, I stepped on it as I got up to leave and piss got everywhere. I just left it.

My god what is this life.

This i remember seeing dbz in Mexico before it was even mentioned here in the u.s. also the first to get these bad boys

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Autism to the max

I would suspect autism is more like throwing a temper tantrum because pee pee got on your fee fee so you start whaling and bashing your head against employees.

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What's autistic about being smart?

Because you people are subhuman and violent and literally behead children and leave them on your highway overpasses daily?
Gee, I dunno.

i fucking love this site

a lot of things, really. being autistic isn't about being stupid, it's about being socially incompetent.

we can have horrific cartel executions AND anime, user. they're not mutually exclusive. in fact, I'd say a lot of the hardcore anime violence fits our culture way better than yours.

Yeah this but also this I may be biased because I'm a Salvadoran though
Too many idiots with guns
Too easy to kill people
Much harder to actually give a shit about the world and other people
Also for some reason in a lot of different latino cultures its like its okay to always blame the government for all your problems
Like I get a lot of the governments for those countries are corrupt as shit but the people also have no sense of self responsibility because of it, little hope

based spic with a brain.

Fucking Christ

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>tfw you always pity those in the third world who aren't complete brainlets
Not memeing, I really do.

come out of the closet already

>go see Lady in the Water
>friday night
>theater is full of high school fags
>talking and on their phones the whole time
>One of them busts out a beach ball and starts throwing it at the screen
>it bounces off and another one catches it and throws it back at the screen
>keeps happening for 5 minutes or more
>finally had enough and go up and tell security
>security says he cant legally do anything
>I leave and get a refund

I wouldn't really call them bigger weebs. Certainly bigger DBZ fans though

>Pajeets

I don't live near black people so i don't have bad theater experiences

those capsule corps ones, fuck I wanted those so bad as a kid

Watched Gone Girl and encountered my ex.
We argued until halfway through the movie.

I saw Black Panther and this black kid absolutely would not shut the fuck up and the parents were just ignoring him. Some white lady got an attendant to kick them out and a miniature race war was carried out through yelling by half the audience.

You realize there’s a huge Nip population in Mexico, retard?

based

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A gaggle of 16-yo badasses would not shut the fuck up during the Simpsons movie, but my buddy's gf worked there so she called the cop that hangs in the lobby and had them all removed. They were lined up against the walls as we were leaving and yelling threats at us while the cop was calling their parents.

No wait that was the best experience. Never kek'd so hard in my fucking life.

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I was watching Interstellar during its opening weekend so the theater was packed. I got there plenty early so I could get a good seat, and I did. Dead center of the theater for the best sound experience. People kept piling in and a group of 6 saw a gap of empty seats in my row. I had to stand up as they walked past me to their seats, and the last guy who ended up sitting next to me was a short fat old guy in coveralls and a green john deere jacket. He kept farting throughout the movie, and he would lean on one cheek and wait until the movie was loud to rip ass. He initially leaned so his fart was aiming at me, then all other farts after that were aimed at the woman to his right. His farts were horrendous and they seemed to seep into the pores of my skin. He eventually tore ass but the movie got quiet and I could hear him whisper "whoops" under his breath. He looked down the aisle towards the people he was with, then he stood up to leave. I had to stand up so he could walk past me, and he shuffled away. The smell was fucking foul so I figured he shit his pants. And the smell lingered. Once the movie ended and the lights came on I could see a big shit stain on his seat, and on the front of my shorts since he brushed his ass against them on his way out. Plus there was shit dribble on the floor leading to the exit. I didn't even bother trying to wash myself in the bathroom - I just wanted to get home as soon as possible and take a shower. When I got to the parking lot I saw that guy sitting in the driver seat of his minivan, waving to his family.

Weird, I don't remember any gas giants in the movie.

Why'd ye spill your beans Tom?

When I saw Hereditary everyone was laughing during the last scene when the mother is possessed. It pissed me off.

I nearly died inside reading this

Based Beta male

kek

>gook next to you starts throwing up blood and pieces of what appears to be lungs

>bad experience
pic related

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clean it up wagie

the chad pajeet kino experience

This is true, I was the beach ball.

Almost all of them

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i've seen videos of combat footage that looks tame compared to this shit

good spaghetti

watching joker with my friend and we noticed 2 incel looking kids carrying a violin case.
We couldn't pay attention to the movie, all we could think was how to get away if they started firing, all the escape routes etc