>Ryan O'Neal forced his 11-year-old son to snort cocaine and shot at him "in self-defense", punched his 10-year-old daughter for winning an Oscar in the same ceremony he lost one; took her on a coke-fueled orgy when she was 12 and then blamed her when she was molested by a drug dealer; and hit on her at her stepmother's funeral, not realizing they were related.
>Jack Nicholson grew up believing his mother was his sister and his grandparents were his parents.
>Woody Harrelson's father was a mob hitman and suspect in the Kennedy assassination.
>Angelina Jolie publically made out with her brother.
>Charlize Theron's mother shot Charlize's abusive father dead.
>Woody Allen's son is obviously Frank Sinatra's.
>Michael Bay might be John Frankenheimer's illegitimate son.
>Thora Birch's parents/managers were former porn stars who got her blacklisted from Hollywood.
>Tim Roth was sexually abused by his grandfather.
>Alfie Allen's sister made a diss song about him, often talks about how he has a big dick, and lied about being asked to have a sex scene with him in Game of Thrones.
>Mackenzie Philips had a years-long drug-induced sexual relationship with her father that ended when she got pregnant from him and had to get an abortion.
FUCKED-UP CELEBRITY FAMILIES
Wow, Barry Lyndon is a cunt.
Poor Tatum, she cute.
Why are boomers such disgusting fucking degenerates?
>>Jack Nicholson grew up believing his mother was his sister and his grandparents were his parents.
This was pretty common back in the day, when young single mothers / abortions were frowned upon.
River and Joaquin Phoenix
Robert Crumb
The Sheens
Yeah Eric Clapton grew up the same way.
was the 10 yo daughter any cute?
>Alfie Allen's sister
Time is a funny thing.
>>Michael Bay might be John Frankenheimer's illegitimate son.
More info please.
What is fucked up about the Sheens?
They were given everything on silver platter. They had life on such easy mode they went insane, and many were just simply bored because there wasn't any challenge.
I've said it once, I'll say it again; an overabundance of wealth and an easy life is what kills nations.
Imagine being one of Ryan O'Neal's children.
No wonder Patrice liked dildos
>Bay is adopted.
>Tracked down his mother as a teenager.
>She became pregnant shortly after an affair with Frankenheimer.
>She told him and Frankenheimer gave her some abortion money.
>She instead delivered the baby and gave him up for adoption.
>Bay approaches him about the possibility of being his son.
>Frankenheimer agrees to a DNA test as long as his people handle it, and Bay agrees.
>It comes out negative.
>Bay asks for secrecy, goes on to become a director as well.
>Years later, Frankenheimer goes public with the whole story on the very opening weekend of Pearl Harbor.
the most upsetting part about this is it means Bay's mom gave a kid up for adoption twice
Barbara Bush may have been Aleister Crowley's illegitimate daughter.
Every generation has its share of degenerates. Gen X and Millennials that are responsible for shit like having drag queens read to kindergartners.
>Mackenzie Philips had a years-long drug-induced sexual relationship with her father that ended when she got pregnant from him and had to get an abortion.
wow dats SO WEIRD
That’s what makes that song so funny. Because now he’s the famous one and no one gives a shit about her.
>Gen X and Millennials that are responsible for shit like having drag queens read to kindergartners.
Nice try, but that was organized by boomers.
Do you know how old baby boomers are now and how recent drag queen story hour is? No. Just stop.
It’s almost like when you already have everything in life you resort to creating your own drama!
>>Tim Roth was sexually abused by his grandfather.
He made an amazing film because of that.
They're not the ones in drag, but they're the ones funding it and telling people to do it.
Nigger. You zoomer trash are up to some degenerate shit. So quit pretending.
I liked that day a few years ago when Yas Forums became obsessed with this movie and we watched it together because so many never heard of it.
Pretty sure that’s the jews and not one specific age range
Nah. Boomers make up the near entirety of pedophiles, sex offenders, and serial killers.
One day
The zoomers will be the boomers
I dont see the resemblance. I'm a sperm donor baby of some guy who moved to LA to become an actor...who in turn was also adopted. Don't see me goin around saying I'm related to people
crazy right? lmao niggas be gettin old
Zoomers are the most disproportionately gay or nugender generation on record. Of course they are going to have the most pedos.
I rented it at Blockbuster on VHS because I'm old.
Solid fucking movie. I love the ambiguity in the ending.
watch Paper Moon zoomer
Because they were abused and sexualy groomed by degenerate boomer scum.
I’m old too I just somehow wasn’t familiar with it. The ending was very satisfying.
>literally MY PARENTS JUST DON'T GET IT
What's it going to take for you to realize you're a cliche? Your argument doesn't even make any fucking sense. Baby boomers are all in their mid-50s are older, not a large enough, capable enough, healthy enough demographic to make up the majority of pedos, sex offenders, and serial killers. This is either some high quality bait I just took or you're an actual idiot.
>Charlize Theron's mother shot Charlize's abusive father dead.
Some people say Charlize herself did it and her mother just covered for her.
If you’re talking about the media then yeah obviously
Holy shit you can't be this dumb. They could have committed the offence 20 years ago, they're still a pedophile or sex offender.
Cope more boomer you bald twat
>boomer
>using this site
yep, it's retarded
Marlon Brando's son christian killed boyfriend of his half-sister cheynne. Cheyenne was just as crazy as he was. Killed herself after the incident.
His son was then RELEASED from prison and allegedly killed another woman and ruined Robert Blake's life (look up Bonnie Lee Bakley murder)
the entire brando family was crazy.
Is that why he wouldn’t stop eating?
>11 kids
The fuck.
posters arguing about age on Yas Forums is like midgets arguing about who's the tallest out of them
I think Robert Downy Jr was introduced to drugs by his dad, same with Drew Barrymore and her dad.
Condoms suck bro
I found this out shortly after watching her innocent character in American Graffiti and it was pretty dark desu
the part about lily and alfie allen's far too slight compared with everything else in the op but don't worry virtue points are still coming your way
There's enough fuckedupness in Charlie for any family so according to the law of averages the others come in for a big share too.
I think it's more like bald guys fighting over a comb. Or maybe that was any and every mutt thread.
>posts stories of literal child rape, murder, molestation, incest
>"a guy reading to kids in a dress is just as bad"
lol
It's so weird how Emilio Estevez turned out to be the quasi-normal one. He looks just like Martin Sheen now, it's weird as hell.
Or fucked two guys in the same fertile cycle.
I must be seriously out of step because I just took as read everyone in that crowd *except* Charlie was normal.
>River and Joaquin Phoenix
They grew up in a pedo sex cult
> Every generation has its share of degenerates. Gen X and Millennials that are responsible for shit like having drag queens read to kindergartners.
That's pretty harmless, though.
I meant between Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez. Emilio Estevez always played troubled characters, as far as I can recall, back then.
Still better than cutting kids genitals off and pumping them full of drugs like zoomers do
Didn't he also only find out because a report discovered it and asked him about it, which he had no clue about at the time?
>Alfie Allen's sister made a diss song about him
Was it really a diss song/track? I seem to remember Alfie (which was the name of the song) being about how he was wasting his life away doing nothing. I also seem to remember that he actually talked about it in an interview once, where he said that after she released it, it became a wake up call to him to actually do something with his life, which lead to him auditioning for Game of Thrones and actually doing something with his life.