Is it the fucking dumbest premise ever?

>fug piggy
>'no'
>FUG PIGGY
>'NO'
>FUG PIGPIG NOW
>..'yes'

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As soon as they showed the severed finger I realized it was a man's. Not sure why the UK government took so long to figure that out.

No, the guy in the pic is competent.

it's actually one of the worst episodes probably. the other ones the next few seasons are much better generally.

The thing I found most dumb about this premise is that the average citizen would not support giving in to terrorist demands, regardless of who's being threatened.

>it's actually one of the worst episodes probably. the other ones the next few seasons are much better generally.
fuck off shill nobody wants to watch his garbage just because you were emotionally invested in it.

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It’s not worse, it’s just different.

Yes.

I tried to watch black mirror but i dropped it after this shit

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fookin' mental, innit?

damn emilia hit the wall hard

But the absurd premise is what makes it good, retard. Not everything has to be deep.

i don’t like this show because i can’t stop imagining being the guy who fucked the pig

the wall wasn't the problem

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Why are there so many fgts in this thread?

Its a TV show and the premise is no more stupid than any other premise in the show

Unsure how you can critically analyse something when you failed to even watch the episode.

What is this? What happens?

They didn't figure that the guy that takes the photo to the porn actor they hired to make a fake video will post the photo on the internet and their fake video will be exposed either.

Even if it is a group of kids?

Are you ok

WOT IF THE POLITICIAN INT JUST LIKE A PIG, WOT IF HE FOOKS A PIG? FUCKIN MENTAL BRUV

yep.
>t. willing participant in Plato's cave

jej

this and shut up and dance were the only good eps.

Seriously, any goverment would have much better ways to track down a terrorist beyond checking the location where he uptaded the video.
And there would be a bunch of bodyguards ready to get on the fucking princess ass as soon as she dissapeared.
The delivery was so bad that I can't even just think solely on the moral dilema that the episode tried to bring.

the first episode was ok compared to the last season, ashley too made me want to shoot myself

I was kinda hoping they'd bring the pig back every episode and make some dumbass character fuck it. Not for any sexual purpose, I just thought it would be funny. Certainly more engaging than black mirror itself.

imagine if a school bus of children was kidnapped and held hostage and they told trump to fuck a pig on live tv or they'd get murdered, and it's 2 months before the election.

i mean the US as policy doesn't negotiate with terrorists so he'd probably let them get murdered even if he was ruining any chance of getting re-elected.

Black Mirror is garbage.

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edgy take faggot

Enjoy your British edgelord series cunt

Even with regular porn I wouldn't have been able to do that. I mean the cameras alone, even if it was a beautiful woman, all those cameras and people watching, I'd be soft.

FOKKKK OFFFFF

gf just watched this episode and hated it. Is she retarded?

Brits hate their politicians though. They wouldn’t turn down a good laugh.

Well, it did take him over an hour.

There's pills for that.

I've watched six different episodes of this show so far.
Fifteen Million Merits > The National Anthem > Bandersnatch > Be Right Back > The Entire History of You > Hang the DJ

this honestly
americans be all
>Sir you must protect the office of the president of these united states no matter the cost
brits be all
>OI you gonna shag that pig or what then?

Is someone actually going to explain why it’s dumb or what?

the most immersion breaking part is they decided to give him two tiny monitors and the porn isn't even POV.

smithereens is top tier

This is the British government. I was surprised they even gave him film footage instead of a crude drawing of some tits.

What type of porn would be the most appropriated? For me it would have to be JOI

Incel cope

>not joining the terrorist to guillotine ALL the royals

Dropped.

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The entirety of Black Mirror feels like some Britbong Boomer marathoned Twilight Zone and decided to do it but with technology; all the spooky parts of technology he didn't understand.

Shit like this for the pilot just feels like a bank on shock value more than anything. Like it's not relying on anything but it's hoping the audience will tune in next week to see what shocking thing the evil technology and wacky hackers will cause.

What?

Read the thread dumbass

damn this is like, a metaphor for society and stuff... so deep bro

tldr

Watch Inside No. 9 instead

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Everyone says it's the new Twilight Zone, but this was their first episode. Dropped after 15 minutes.

Should have given him a VR headset