Somebody stop this madman

Someone shoop the surfboard into a subway sandwich please.

Don't worry. Like women, the virus won't touch him.

>Can't help but respect him.

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he got engaged

>steve jobs if he never got AIDS

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Well he’s 5’7 short jew with little muscle thats 36 years old, right when testosterone starts to make meaningful drops. His maintenance calories are probably only like 1500 per day and he probably eats 2500-3k.

Add to that his search for normalcy and acceptance he thinks he should have now that he is famous and rich that he never had in high school. Doing things that society deems cool to finally live a life or find meaning in things like tats, bjj, and surfing, but that strangely dont suit him. And do you ever see him with an acceptable gf or any gf?

Its only gonna get worse for him.

he relapsed on subway

Jewish girl right?

All memes and shitposting aside, I can't wait until he fucking dies.

Based

a trail of dusty mustard...

Of course not. He married a 5'9 natural blonde with blue eyes and HUGE tits.

He looks like a young Harv Weinstein

I bet harv was even worse. His face destroyed with marks from bas acne

Is he gonna get skinny again or is this it?

shoop a subway logo on his chest

Damn

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I did make that shoop, some extremely based user did in a thread yesterday and I merely saved it

Young Harv is just Albert Brooks

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Jonah is the prequel

>Boxed Water
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Ocean levels aren't rising fast enough to swallow California, imho.

>Find a pic with more talent

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thank you

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jesus fucking christ why am i just learning of this new hobby of his just now? what happened with jiu jitsu and photography

Is he going to paddle to the thousand islands to get more dressing?

He's almost 40. I think this is it.

>Ocean levels aren't rising fast enough to swallow California, imho
We just need Jonah to keep surfing lol

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Honestly the effort this guy puts in towards not losing weight is impressive

How is this visage called?

yeah bro used to be a mad skater back in the 90s. these days? heh, i'm just doing some high-end amateur photography, surfing, brazilian jiu-jitsu, fashion designing, self-directing indie flicks, you know the drill. anyways gotta go, my cold pressed spring water is getting cold and i need to hit the floatation tanks before my dopamine receptors dip. peace out. *longboards away*

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Ocean levels? Coronoa is going to decimate us before anything like that actually matters.

Holy shit he looks like a healthy seth rogan

That was me. My Photoshop skills are abysmal but here you go.

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California is a meme

yeah the amount of corona virus just floating around in the salt water is probably insane. what an asshole for likely walking directly from his beach house/car into the surf and then straight back without ever talking or touching anyone. and i fucking hat this fat fuck but jesus this shit is getting embarrassing.

Someone already made one, and it isn’t abolsutr shit like yours.

You wasted several minutes of your life you fucking loser.

Heching must not be jewish

That looks great user, when I saw this yesterday I hadn’t laughed that hard in weeks so thank you

It'll decimate old people but the death rates are closer to 0.5% for people under 50

: )

do you really, really like this image?

OH NO NO NO NO NO IT FLOATS ON WATER QUICK GET OUT JONAH GET OUT OF THE WATER

Optimistic of you. Sad.

no they're not. If you compare reported cases to reported deaths, but when you consider the amount of infected people is 10x to 100x more, those numbers are a lot closer to the seasonal flu. The death rates are a lot more accurate since a cause of death cause to be determined, especially when grandpa was coughing his lungs out and had a 103-temp the week prior.

I got a special piece of paper from my job today I'm supposed to show to cops if they pull me over

Reminder to shoot any thin blue line jackboot that attempts to enforce a state official illegally suspending the US Constitution.

HARPOON THAT WHALE

Shut the fuck up faggot

That looks good

Kek damn thats good

It's already coming out today that the claims being made that Italy has thousands dead is a bunch of bullshit because they're coding everyone the same way rather than actual beginning to death kung flu deaths. The real number is about 200.

Anyone have the pasta of what's going on in his head when he's dropping that coffee cup?

fuck me I exported it in potato quality.

>young steve jobs with aids

>sick during chinko virus lockdown
>cant do exercise
>already feeling myself being more blubbery and disgusting
i cant imagine being a fat fuck like him

>nnoooooooo, don't contradict ma media!!!!
>bu bu but news man said it's killin us all!

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It's his true form, he should just stop trying to be thin

Even the most pessimistic projections don't give the 10% death rate that decimation implies.
South Korea has done massive amounts of testing so their data can be considered pretty accurate in terms of infection and recovery. They give 1% for the general population.

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Those are confirmed cases. Most people who get infected won't get tested; they'll either nurse themselves back to health at home or their symptoms will be so minor they won't seek medical attention. A lot of people who have it are asymptomatic as well. These are going to be the majority of cases right here, so like i said, the amount of infected people is likely 10x what has been confirmed, and that's conservative, especially in S. Korea where they've had cases for months now. The death rate is absolutely sub 1%. The overwhelming majority of people dying from it are also the same vulnerable populations that succumb to the season flu as well, aka the old and chronically ill.

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no matter what Ornella will always be with him driving him to be more, or less as it were

it's like he's begging society to hate him as much as possible

Why are people ratting out hobbyists that are practicing social distancing?

people will look back at this like an even more retarded panic than Y2K. the only good thing is raising awareness for a real lethal pandemic

You know decimate only means reducing something by 10%.

jonah just uploaded his top 20 kino to watch during the quarantine what do we think

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box water is high fashion you absolute philistine

his face is literally saying OYYYYYYYYYYYYY VEYYYYY

that's not how it's used. you know about roman legions, nobody cares

Letterboxd art hoe-core

dgaf faggot that's what it means

Where's Road Hogs 1 and 2?

no it's not
you're some faggot who read about the roman practice of decimation and you want everyone to know how smart you are

>2. Being There
not bad, the rest is shit or babbys first film

>20-29: 0

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>do the right thing

DUDE WAVES LMAO

Isn't he a director? Couldn't he slap that shit together digitally instead of writing on pieces of paper like an actual mongoloid?

No, I know what the fucking word decimate mean. I didn't read shit about Rome. That's what the word means. This is common fucking knowledge, people laugh at the troglodytes like you who use it wrong "because uh da otha peeple say it dat way".

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