Frozen II (2) (Two)

Talk about this kino.

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it was better than the first one, but that's not saying much

Second one is more boring imo. First one I can rewatch that.

This is the first time I've seen anyone say that. 2 was lazy and phoned-in as hell.

It wasn't really phoned in. They spent 3 years working on it. It just feels timid and boring. They could have gone a hundred ways but it's just an adventure up Elsa's magical butthole. It's always Elsa Elsa Elsa.

It was a letdown but it's not terrible. Fuck the ending tho.

Show Yourself > Into the Unknown

Frozen 2 > Frozen
Show Yourself > Let It Go
Elsa > Anna

That is all.

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Lost in the Woods >= Show Yourself >>> Into the Unknown
this is the true ranking

>hey let's split up the sisters for no reason
>oh look anna is queen because that was necessary

already forgotten

Don't really want to watch it because I heard it only focuses on Elsa. I like Anna much better.

Anna is queen because Elsa wants to play Gandalf in the North or something. But aren't they both queens? So co-rulers with Anna handling the day-to-day.

I still can't tell you what it's about exactly. Elsa is either another race or a non-human entity.

What color is her underwear bros?

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I watched it for the first time yesterday, I don't understand it
Who was the siren voice? Why did they spend so much time talking about the identity of the voice, even have a whole song about "show yourself", but the big reveal is it's a hologram of her mom? But it's not actually her mom because her mom was from the native tribe and died trying to reach the superman cave. Why was the superman cave playing back not only memories of elsa's life but history in general? Is it all just "fuck you it's magic I don't need to explain shit"?

What was with the sense of location scale and time? How did elsa make it back to their kingdom in time to stop the flood when she was reanimated after the dam broke and an additional body of water further away?
When elsa put up the ice wall to stop the water, she then breaks the wall and the water all levels out to how it was before? But where did all of the extra volume of water go?
It felt more like a vessel for merchandise than a coherent story, but they couldn't even promote the movie with the best song because it would have had too many spoilers

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Why did elsa need to become the queen of the native tribe? They had been doing just fine without a monarch before that point. Elsa's mom wasn't royalty until she married their father, so there's no reason for elsa to be entitled to rule the natives in the first place. Even if they decided they wanted a ruler for some reason, why wasn't it Anna? Why not keep elsa ruling the same kingdom she already was, and give anna the new people to rule? Nothing makes any fucking sense it's just things happening for the sake of things happening

I agree, let's discuss their panty wardrobe instead

Lost in the woods has the best visuals but the song itself isn't particularly exciting

It's a boomer song for fans of 80s music.

Braided Elsa > Freeflowing Elsa

Freeflowing Anna > Braided Anna

Don't (you) me

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exactly, it was a generic power ballad with nothing that made it stand out besides the visuals

Is Elsa ever really wearing clothes or is she just using magic to cloak her pale, nubile body?

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Get out, coombrain.
Elsa is too pure for you.

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Into the Unknown is the power ballad, and besides the voice motif it's truly generic.

You get out of your clothes ELSA

I don't like Into the Unknown either, it's painfully obvious that it's a cynically designed formulaic successor to Let it Go that failed to accomplish what it tried to do

>here's your 1800s europe bro

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How do I get an Anna gf?

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lol are they really that many brown people in 2? I forgot.

I was struck but how white the first one was. Was nice...

I never noticed it when I saw the movie the first time. I thought it was a Yas Forums edit...

I have the movie so I will take a look

here's another shot of an Arrendelle crowd from 2, less brown.

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So I just checked and it is indeed a real screencap. That's a lot of brown people.

I’ve watched it twice with the kid and I still don’t know what the fuck it’s about or why Inshould care about what’s going on. That dam in the beginning of the movie was akin to a cake set up in a wrestling ring: you know what’s gonna happen

If you're male you should only care about the music and the cute grills

haven't seen it. so she like left the castle and all her responsibilities? I kinda hoped they gave her a problem as a queen

calm down brother. I'll mail it to you

Yeah she takes off to lez out with her friends in the woods

>lez out
>kids movie
damn they're really going all out with pushing this as something that's normal huh. I don't mind woke writing really but wouldn't it confuse kids?

Idina Menzel (elsa's va) has already a black son from her ex-husband

she most likely told the director to add black characters because her son is obviously going to see it so that it looks "right"

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wtf i hate elsa now

user's memeing, there's nobody in the movie who could remotely be a lesbian love interest for elsa. The only possibility is anna, but now they're living kingdoms apart. The only new young woman character is very clearly a native tribesman parallel to anna, complete with a parallel kristoff.

>there's nobody in the movie who could remotely be a lesbian love interest for elsa
GOD DAMN IT

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Since they're not real, and voiced by adults, it's ok to lewd them right?

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Im waiting for disney to go balls out on Elsanna. Would be unironically pretty based

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Frozen 1 > Frozen 2

Orchestral- music is better than Broadway-style music. The Frozen 1 storyline was better too.

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no

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just because they spent 3 years on it doesn't mean they didn't phone it in. but yes it is definitely The Elsa Show starring Elsa.

>ywn be that pillow

Phoned-in is the wrong way to describe it. If you look at any of the scrapped scenes/songs there was clear effort put into it. It all got cut back for whatever reasons and it is evident.

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>The Elsa Show starring Elsa.
You say that like it's a bad thing

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The whole film is literally focused on Elsa finding out who she was and where he belonged. How the fuck did you miss that out? Either way, it's not like Toy Story 4 or Ralph Breaks the Internet where they had the characters go out of character and split up because of women.

miss this lil nigga like u wouldnt believe

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Frozen 2 was boring and predictable. The entire cast held the idiot ball the whole movie.

Elsa's night gown or whatever the fuck that is looks fancy while ana's look cheap as fuck. what did they mean by this?

Elsa literally doesn't feel the cold so she can wear silk in the arctic while Anna has to keep warm.

>What was with the sense of location scale and time?
speaking of time, there are so many problems with how the natives and arendelle soldiers behave considering they were stuck in those fucking woods for 34 years. either one side would have wiped out the other side or they would have united into one group. having this uneasy truce situation for that long and in such a small, dangerous area makes no fucking sense. also, the soldiers are wearing their same fucking clothes and they didn't build a single house. it also feels very contrived that the spirits couldn't tell any of the natives that they hated the dam and wanted it destroyed. or, hell, the spirits could have told the earth giants to go smash the dam at any time. not like the humans could have stopped them.
just everything that happens in the movie feels contrived just to give the sisters a mystery to solve and an adventure to go on.

Checked. idk maybe Anna just prefers cotton. Looks comfy.

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This is the real reason

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>we wuz tertiary characters n shiiet

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