How would Hal handle the CoronaVirus situation?

How would Hal handle the CoronaVirus situation?

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This show is bad. You are a zoomer who wishes you were poor. You are retarded.

This is a millennial show

He would definitely stockpile toilet paper and some other item of value, likely SPAM

>wishes you were poor

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Yeah it hasn't aged to well.

>This show is bad
How can someone have such shit taste?

>Yeah it hasn't aged to well.
It has

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based zoomer calling anyone else one, this show is too old to have been watched by zoomers. It's a 100% millenial show.

>one of the greatest sitcoms of all time hasn't aged well
If you thought this aged badly, I can't imagine what you think of all the other classic sitcoms.

Based and Brosnan pilled.

Remember the episode where he forgot to pay for health insurance? Sort of like that.

He'd cook up some meth and wear a porkpie hat

Based feeder

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>Hal fakes coronavirus to get out of work
>Malcolm finds out, agrees not to tell Lois if he can fake it to get out of school.
>Reece finds out, does the same.
>Dewey finds out, does the same.
>Things go wrong (maybe Reese is pretending to sneeze or something and Lois realises it's not a symptom)
>Lois gets mad at them, but then her mom calls and says she wants to see them.
>Lois then follows their lead and fakes it to get out of it.
>Show ends with Hal back at work and starting to cough.

OH LOL I GET IT ITS BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO HAVE BIG ASS AND BIG TITS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cope zoomer

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dangerously based

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Based

the show was funny when i was 11 it aged like shit just like you

cope zoomer

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Would it be funny if Hal had a horse head?

high T posters
low T poster

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OHH LOOOOL NOW I GET IT ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S A KID AND HE'S DRIVING A CAR AND THEN HIS MOM SEES HIM DRIVING
OHHHHH BOY HE'S GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN HE GETS HOME

dilate zoomer tranny, malcolm in the middle is based

Oh man good scene, but seriously who abused Frankie? I hope that they see justice

Same way he handled being uninsured for a day

cope zoomer

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based

More like the one with the toxic cloud
>typical Malcom v Lois plot
>Reese hoards all toilet paper, hand sanitizer and masks from Lucky Aide; trades them for rolexes and candy
>Dewey goes door to door with a sob story of his family dying from Corona, gets free shit
>Hal fucks everyone over trying to correct things
>Francis schemes a way to escape lockdown at military school for mega spring break party, only to get a fever and be detained at the airport (ambiguous whether or not it's corona or even a fever)

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OHHH LMAO I GET IT HE GET'S EASILY DISTRACTED AND HE DOESN'T FINISH WHAT HE STARTED HE JUST KEEPS SWITCHING TASKS WITHOUT FINISHING THEM
KEK

Cranston, you big doofus.

OHHHHH KEK I GET IT HE'S SCARED OF THE SPIDER THAT'S WHY HE'S FREAKING OUT LOL NOW THIS IS FUNNY

cope zoomer

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>its the hal filling his house to the brim with toilet paper episode

cope zoomer.

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OHHHHH I GET IT ITS FUNNY BECAUSE DEWEY IS ADDICTED TO CIGARETTES SO HAL IS PROVOKING HIM AND HAL IS ADDICTED TO DRINKING COFFE HENCE WHY DEWEY IS ENJOYING SOME
TRULY A COMEDY MASTERPIECE

feech was pretty based

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HE TRIED TO SAVE A BIRD BUT THE DOG KILLED IT ANYWAY ROLF IM DYING

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OHH I GET IT HAL IS A KEK AKA. RELIGIOUS
HAHAHAHAHAHA NOW THAT'S A GOOD ONE

>VIA 9GAG.COM
kys

Cope zoomer

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OHHH I GET IT SHE BAS BIG TITS AND SHE IS ASHAMED OF THEM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED TODAY TEENS JUST THROW THEM OUT LIKE A ICE CREAM SUNDAY KEK

based
incel literally on suicide watch

Cope zoomer

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best thread on Yas Forums

Imagine believing that is what poor is like

HOLY KEKERONI DEWEY IS SCARED OF A GARDEN GNOME SO HE TRIES TO BREAK IT BY THROWING A ROCK AT IT BUT GUESS WHAT DEWEY THAT'S RIGHT PHYSICS! THE ROCK BOUNCEC RIGHT BAC AT HIS FACE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COMEDY GOLD

You live such a sad life

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you wouldnt have known that from that webm if you havent seen the episode :D

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS THE BIG TITS WEBM AGHAIN GOOD CHOICE user AS ALWAYS GOOD CHOICE

Cope

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Why are kids today so fucking autistic? Look at this onions boy

>Why are kids today so fucking autistic? Look at this onions boy. I also like getting fucked by niggers if that matters btw

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I can see him stocking the house up with something useless thinking he is ahead of the game and then increasingly becoming delusional to justify it. Much of the comedy would come from this and serve as a lesson that panic buying only makes sense when everyone else is panic buying which creates a self-fulfilling prophesy where we all lose.

Craig would be the one with all the toilet paper when he steals the entire stock from work but then an angry mob turns up and takes it all.

You are onions as fuck

>You are onions as fuck

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just don't reply to him

>just don't reply to him

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Cope cuck

how can a hal thread be so bad

You literally cant talk about any show of film on Yas Forums anymore without some zoomer spam replying with basedboy posts