The Clone Army makes no fucking sense

Why the fuck would the Jedi/senate agree to employ and work with a suspicious clone army created in secrecy by people they don't know?

Why didn't the Kaminoans just use the spic army to conquer the galaxy themselves?

How did Sifo-Dyas even have the money to fund the project?

I understand these are kids' movies, but the OT wasn't this retarded.

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Because they’d get rekt by the CIS

maybe you'd have a better time watching real movies instead

The jedi didnt have the forces to fight the droids

Sifo dyas didnt pay for it count dooku did

They were desperate as no one else had an army. It wasn't enough for tall aliums to conquer the galaxy, but enough to stop the first wave of droids.
How did they pay for them no one knows Sheev just won the powerball or something.

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Because George Lucas wrote it.

>there's a huge army that wants to overthrow us
>do we take this shady but efficient army that cost us $0 down or do we spend months and trillions to make a new one

a jedi ordered the army and the senate voted for it so what were the jedi supposed to do?
>yeah that army one of our guys bought and paid for 10 years ago? republic can't use it sorry lol
do you realize how bad that would look? obviously the jedi knew something was terribly wrong but they had little choice but to go along with it. I'm not even obsessed with star wars like most cunts here but even I can tell that this is classic rock and a hard place planned for by the emperor

the prequels are full of dumb shit but I swear the average star wars fan is borderline retarded

Even as a kid, I always found the Sifo-Dyas namedrop weird. For the longest time I thought it was an alias of "Sidious" or something. The fact that the Sith then had control of the clones and this guy who commissioned them was never talked about beyond a few lines here and there in II seemed weird.