This quarantine is beginning to take a toll on me guys, how are you holding up?

Fuck me lads, no sex, no house parties, no pubs to drink with my lads, no shopping.... how can introverts survive this?

this. i hate how they feel the need to come on here and complain to us about it, too. as if we give a fuck. fuck normal niggers

I hate jokes

statistically impossible if he's under 30.

I'm great. The government is going to give us $2000 on Monday, and in the meantime this has finally given my friends enough time for us all to play DND together. I also have Doom Eternal, Kamen Rider Zero One, and assorted kino. I love quarantine!

not impossible. just very unlikely.

statistically its impossible. he has a 0% chance, statistically.

>MASTERFUL

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>Spend the rest of your life with fucked up lungs instead.
GREAT

how fucked up are we talking here?

my lungs are already fucked up from sniffing ur mums meaty braps

>government is going to give us $2000 on Monday,
why?

You can have fucked up lungs for the rest of your life or you can watch videos on internet for 2 weeks. Lets see what your small normie brain chooses.

Stop the economy dabbing

no, it's higher than 0 percent. There was an 8 year old in China who died. .0000000000001% is still a chance.

>all these normalniggers itt
I always suspected this sorry ass board suffering from greatest normie infestation.

Yas Forums has been normalized since like 2014-2015. Sucks but it's the truth. Hell you could even argue since 2011 but at least it had its mystique after that.

True, all that is left is to decide which board is infested more and which less. But they are all infested nonetheless.

how do you pay for shit

Nobody needs retards clogging up hospitals or carrying that shit around.

>tfw i was going to go on my first date in my life with a girl but the cinemas all closed on the day we were meant to meet so we cancelled
she's still texting me tho which is good but still i have a new prejudice against chinese people and their disgusting eating habits

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reminder that neets aren't eligible for those sweet trumpbux

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i'm constantly switching my main board. Yas Forums is one of the better ones. still sucks tho

Is it 2004 again?

chang wins again

>adult men without dependent children

>checked my w-2
>literally made $10,373
FUCK YES

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yes as a white society we've figured out how to make our societies not resemble the fallout series so we do have different problems

>all workers
>except single white men
what did they mean by this?

I dont see the word white there, plus we know which race is most likely to no even claim their kids lmao

i was in nam

>want to out with friends when im alone
>want to go home when out with friends

what is wrong, i cant live like this

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Normies are losing their mind being forced into isolation that their bullying and unfair society caused others to experience, and now they can't take it. It's like poetry.
The only downside is more people using websites like this to socialise, when everyone who ever used this cursed place deserves the Kung Flu.

Fuck normies, jannies, social media, zoomers, boomers, gamers, druggies, niggers and trannies.

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you just know they're gonna give money to minorities who are already on welfare though.

I'm considering downloading and playing Plague Inc to pass the time. Based or cringe?

same. however /asp/ is the patrician choice. don't even watch wrestling anymore but it's great.

Based post. If you added kikes to the list, it would be 10/10. Or do you mentioned them under jannie filth?

Fake and gay

>abusive, bullying normalfags forced into isolation
>two most degenerate states, california and new york completely locked down
>public schools that teach kids about butt sex and the holocaust shut down
>virus only kills boomers
>zoomers virtually immune
>wagies get a free vacation and trumpbux
could there be a more based virus?

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>adult men without dependent children

Get fucked, incels.

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I'm still working every day. I'm a sup at UPS. I have a week off in April though. Plan on playing the hell out of FFVII-R and watching stuff with my girlfriend. Only 20 more days.

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it sucks because my two main interests are reading and lifting, but /lit/ and Yas Forums are two of the worst boards. /lit/ is full of midwits and redditors and Yas Forums is just full of coomers who don't know shit about lifting and is half filled with porn.

Yas Forums has best humor threads by far though.

>is half filled with porn
And mostly gay porn too

>my girlfriend

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>watching stuff with my girlfriend
This is exactly the disgusting filth I'm talking about. Fuck off back to plebbit.

Jesus did coronachan brought us eternal summer?

Checked.

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>did coronachan brought us eternal summer?
oh fuck, i never even thought about it that way

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>AvPD
>Schiod PD
I was literally made for this shit.

Goes without saying.

based, never been diagnosed but I suspect I've got a similar diagnosis. Yas Forums is the only social interaction I've had in 15 years and I stopped feeling lonely a long time ago, I treasure my solitude at this point.

Gyms the only thing I care about missing now and I'm not a NEET.

Was dreaming of a forced monk mode where I could work on all my lifts in the morning, then work on my /lit/ and /lang/ in the evening. But no exercise is making me depressed as fuck.

When does it start? I haven't been out in about five days, but that's normal. Might go for a walk at 1AM, or I might just watch Youtube videos all night again.