Who will play him in the inevitable COVID-19 HBO miniseries?

Who will play him in the inevitable COVID-19 HBO miniseries?

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that guy they use for the SNL skits
what the fuck was his name?

You might say he played himself
youtu.be/ch7_t2Ri2Zg

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hahaha who elected this guy

Tub of lard? Orange colored bag of potatoes? I got it, fag with tiny penis and an autistic son

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The Orangutan from Any Which Way But Loose

>COVID-19

Racist! It's Corona Chan or kung flu.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=QuSVvzLPP34

RIP drumpy

>HBO miniseries
don't you mean 4-season-slow-burn?

Why does he have a pussy on his neck

I think America will be the first to announce a cure, they created if after all.

yes goyim... postpone the response for the virus... americans have outlived their usefulness for the chosen people...

January 20: "I know more about viruses than anyone.”
January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”
January 24: Trump on Coronavirus “It will all work out well”!
January 30: Trump on Coronavirus “We have it very well under control, and I think its going to have a very good ending. So that I can assure you”!
February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”
February 10: On Fox News Trump says without evidence that the coronavirus "dies with the hotter weather” "You know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat
February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”
February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”
February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”
February 26: “This is a flu. This is like a flu.”
February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”
February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”
February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”
February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”
March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”
March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”

No matter what Trump does it will never be good enough for catty libs. Thank God no one takes them seriously anymore after all their failed attempts to remove him these past years.

That's what happens when you have a kid at 60 years old

we need to expose him for the real problem that is affecting the world right now, racism.

March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”
March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”
March 5: "I think the 3.4 % is really a false number, this is just my “hunch”
March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”
March 6: “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”
March 6: “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.” (not true, states lacked kits, now need a doctor's order)
March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”
March 6: “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”
March 6: "I hear the numbers are getting much better in Italy.” (was, increasing, quarantine 3 days later)
March 8: “We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on CoronaVirus.”
March 9: “This blindsided the world.”

Reminder that it's just the flu bros. Nothing to get worked up about.

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he delayed panic just long enough for his swamp cabinet to cash out during his market manipulation.

Republicans, Saudis, and Ruskies win again!

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Why are liberals fine with the border being closed now?

fake news or taken out of context. better luck next time, libtard

The guys corrupt and retarded. You can't defend him so you attack and deflect. Just give up

March 11: "Earlier this week, I met with the leaders of the health insurance industry who have agreed to waive all copayments for coronavirus treatments, extend insurance coverage to these treatments, and to prevent surprise medical billing" (not true, only co-pays for testing)
March 11: "To keep new cases from entering our shores, we will be suspending all travel from Europe to the United States for the next 30 days." (wrong, does not apply to American citizens)
March 11: "These prohibitions will not only apply to the tremendous amount of trade and cargo, but various other things as we get approval." (wrong, does not apply to cargo)
March 13: “National emergency, two big words.”
March 14: "BIGGEST STOCK MARKET RISE IN HISTORY YESTERDAY!" (second largest stock market drop in history 2 days later)

Corruption is okay if it's my team

>corrupt
You guys failed every time to prove that
>retarded
He's countered your every attempt, what does that make you?

Idris Elba

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QuSVvzLPP34

:^)

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>Deflect deflect deflect! We must defend the god-emperor! Stop using his own words against him libtards hes doing his best!

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you missed the point, and inserted your own narratie, my sweet summer child

lmaoooooo, I gotta hand it to the jews. The way they tricked Yas Forumsredditors voting into this retard was pure chefkiss.

Idris Elba

I THOUGHT I HAD IT ALL TOGETHER

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This is all you soiboys have left. No candidates. No kangaroo court trials. I fucking love it.

You save that image from

What are you guys going to do when he gets re elected

Idris Elba.

A big steaming pile of horse manure should suffice.

The only thing more embarrassing than libs are you paranoid schizos without a candidate

its gonna be funny when people realize there grandparents got killed because he decided the stock market was more important hes still gonna get re elected though

4 more years :)

He's the most fucked incumbent of all time. Better prep your excuses/deflections for him losing badly.

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The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!

and I thought housewives could repress reality, but god damn!

Idris Elba

>it's not even as bad as the flu you racist trump qtards!
>trump says the same thing
>UHH THE PRESIDENT IS DOWNPLAYING THIS IMPEACH!
lol wtf

>trump created the corona virus
Love this new narrative

I still maintain that the role of Donald Trump would be Owen Wilson's big comeback. Or if he lives, Idris Elba I guess

Idris Elba

>he was still peddling this shit on March 9

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Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.

No he just called it a hoax until it was too late to do anything about it. What bold and effective leadership.

One of the greatest economies ever until an unavoidable virus took place. Keep seething. You guys continue to lose and will always be losers.

lol none says he created it. He single handedly disallowed testing and preparing for the incoming pandemic because he wanted to manipulate the stock market. you maga fags aren't very good at this whole "thinking" thing are you?

I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it. Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.

He was terrible dealing with this pandemic. I loved the memes in 2016 and his path to presidency but he was fucking terrible.
PS: I'm not American and I dislike democrats as much as you do

REMINDER: best president ever and also
>4 more years :)

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Covid-19? No such thing, you're dilusional it's just a mild cough

It's the best internet trolls Xi Jinping could afford

>One of the greatest economies ever
Where? Trumps trying to enact UBI because right-wing economics are being exposed in real time

Idris Elba

It's unavoidable and only wishful libs looking for something to complain about take this stance. Even my moderate liberal friends have given up on your narrative. Have fun with your extremist perspectives. Your circle grows smaller everyday.

>Trump loses the election because of his response to coronavirus
>Bernie or Biden or Hillary gets elected instead
>their first act is to ban all coronavirus testing (because it's racist) and ban all forms of quarantines and border control (also racist)
>also, medical services are only provided to non-white males because muh privilege
>"but at least we're not evil bigots like drumph"

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This is missing the part where he’s he gives himself a full 10/10 when asked how well he thinks he’s handled the situation.

Idris Elba

i cant believe it took people till last week to realize the media/government was lying if anything it shows people have no critical thinking

Why do people like you go out of their way to politicize a fucking global pandemic? What makes you think that promoting your political beliefs is more important than preventing the deaths of thousands of people and preventing the economy from collapse?

>Trump loses
At least be realistic

Trump cultists have no arguments left. You can throw Trumps own claims and statements in their faces and they will say it's not real. They are literally denying reality just to stay in their psychological safe space. Its fucking insane.

why do repubs always think if you hate trump you must love hilary

Idris Elba

Idris Elba

>political beliefs is more important than preventing the deaths of thousands
Because Trump's administration delayed testing and withheld crucial information about the spread of this pandemic in an effort to look good politically.

The guy is a bufoon that literally has now put millions of people's lives at risk. Why in the fuck are we social distancing right now if it's all just a big "nothing burger"?

>But but the libs!

Lmaoing at your life

China and Trump are both awful. Why do I need to pick one?

Nice try. It was synthesized in Canada and smuggled to Wuhan. I'm not surprised a eurotard would drink that kool aid so readily.

Trump was the one calling it a democratic hoax.

ITT: retards raging over blue vs. red team when they're both jew-owned neoliberal parties

Idris Elba

>does something stupid

Whoa, how dare you call him out.

>supporting a oranage fat man isn't retarded
look at this simp

this is bullshit. It was synthesize in a Miami night club by the cartels.

Libs have no understanding of economics, it's their worst enemy. I've see. It time and time again in these threads. Low wage growth, record unemployment levels, increases in GDP per capita. All were evident until an unavoidable virus. But hey, at least you guys have something new to complain about right :) forever the victim and you wouldn't have it any other way. 4 more years you felch mongers, and there's literally nothing you can do about it.

Idris Elba

>Why do people like you go out of their way to politicize a fucking global pandemic? What makes you think that promoting your political beliefs is more important than preventing the deaths of thousands of people and preventing the economy from collapse?

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They handle cognitive dissonance quite well. See how quickly they transitioned from parroting Trump's argument that "there is no coronavirus" to "big brother has ALWAYS taken the coronavirus very seriously!"

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Because Trump spent 3 months lying about it and denying test kits or allowing states to procure necessary materials in order to manipulate the stock market while Republicans senators dumped their stocks. Why the fuck would you defend this shit? Are you just evil?

America use to be admired and feared by everybody, now they're the laughing stock of the world. How did they do it?

Well, it was under control back then

>I think America will be the first to announce a cure, they created if after all.

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Now the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus. You know that, right? Coronavirus. They’re politicizing it. We did one of the great jobs. You say, ‘How’s President Trump doing?’ They go, ‘Oh, not good, not good.’ They have no clue. They don’t have any clue. They can’t even count their votes in Iowa, they can’t even count. No they can’t. They can’t count their votes.

One of my people came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia. That didn’t work out too well. They couldn’t do it. They tried the impeachment hoax. That was on a perfect conversation. They tried anything, they tried it over and over, they’ve been doing it since you got in. It’s all turning, they lost, it’s all turning. Think of it. Think of it. And this is their new hoax. But you know, we did something that’s been pretty amazing. We’re 15 people [cases of coronavirus infection] in this massive country. And because of the fact that we went early, we went early, we could have had a lot more than that.

This is what he actually said, with context included. Don't be such an easy fool.

Idris Elba

Why did you assume that I was a repub? I just think it's funny that Trump can't win no matter what in certain people's minds. I don't like him, but people just have such a hatred for him.

Here, I'll give you an example: tell me what you would've done to stem the tide of this coronavirus, if you were in his shoes. Keep in mind that you are not allowed to do the following:

>quarantines are evil and racist
>border control is evil and racist
>you cannot let the pandemic response team continue existing because then you're "taking credit for obama's actions"
>you can't defund the pandemic response team because "we need it now"
>you can't downplay the effect of the virus because "you're being ignorant!"
>you can't be honest about the virus because "you're just scaremongering people!"
>you can't order more medical equipment because "you're ruining the economy!"
>you can't help out taxpayers who might lose their jobs because "fucking white people might benefit"
and lastly
>you have to accept blame for the virus' creation and must admit that you made it yourself, even if there's little evidence to support it. Failure to do so will make you worse than hitler

this guy kinda doesn’t talk like he’s smart

Not a single magalard can defend trump or the Republican partys behavior and response. Its pathetic

Corporate overlords bought both political parties

Another month of this everything is closed down quarantine shit and there will be rioting, looting and mass chaos.

Prove that.

Trump never gave a shit about preventing deaths until it was too late because he ONLY cared about the state of the markets. He wanted to calm investors regardless of who was going to die.

Idris Elba

I feel sorry for you if you still defend that orange retard. He doesn't even stand for anything

>neocon shills who shamed commies are unironically supporting communism now that their kike leader wants them to

Life in America is the best it's been since the 80s and people want to pretend it's not because saying mean things and hurting feelings is bad.

Upvoted

Idris Elba

4 more years

He’s not smart, he’s like, a stable genius.

Idris Elba

people dont respond like you think they do in your head why would testing the country earlier and shutting it down in time to save people families make people angry at him though im gonna give you the BOTD and pretend this is bait either that or take your meds

>supporting an old fart with dementia isn't retarded
look at this simp

>The full story of the Trump administration’s response to the coronavirus is still playing out. Government officials, health professionals, journalists and historians will spend years looking back on the muddled messages and missed opportunities of the past three months, as President Trump moved from dismissing the coronavirus as a few cases that would soon be “under control” to his revisionist announcement on Monday that he had known all along that a pandemic was on the way.

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No it wasn't.

Idris Elba

Faggot retard jannies are gonna ban half the posters itt despite leaving the thread up

They are now blaming the democrats for wasting time on the impeachment, whereas Trump was quick to ban traveling. In their eyes, Trump is literally infallible, he can do no wrong.

We wouldn't be in this situation if wasn't for Trump's incompetence. We knew about this shit since early Jan, but he did NOTHING and downplayed the threat because he was worried that a market downturn would affect his reelection chances.... well look how that turned out.

Ellen Degeneres in a fat suit.

Prove it. That whole accusation that Trump refused testing kits is completely false. You are literally regurgitating Joe Biden talking points.

>Libs have no understanding of economics
>cites isolated indicators like GDP growth and unemployment
kek. you obviously have never seen a college from the inside. also pic related - wage growth is shit.

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I mean, you should be happy - the demographic with most deaths is boomers. Don't you see, this is how Bernie wins!

>testing the country earlier and shutting it down
Stopped reading there you nazi. Wanting to turn the country into a concentration camp? Back to with you.

Idris Elba

This is real

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This but unironically
Try not wasting everyone’s time

Nigger he got called racist and was blocked from a travel ban from China because the dems wanted to be little petty bitches just like the "muslim ban".

Idris Elba

That proves nothing you claimed. Where's the info about refusing testing, manipulating the stock market, etc?

>Prove it. That whole accusation that Trump refused testing kits is completely false. You are literally regurgitating Joe Biden talking points.

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Months ago, when Trump banned travel from China, democrats shouted, "DATS RACIST!" According to the lying media, just calling the virus by its real name Wuhan flu is "RACIST!" Nobody believes you liars anymore.

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>3% chance of death
>mostly old white people who libs hate anyways
>AHHHH TRUMP KILLED US ALL
Why are libs so overreactionary? Truly the party of women.

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Idris Elba

None of that is true. You fucks gargle the kool aid worse than anyone I've ever seen.

>That proves nothing you claimed. Where's the info about refusing testing, manipulating the stock market, etc?

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modern journalism is questioning everything instead of providing information

Never forget 9/11

Idris Elba

Not an argument. We're done here. Just another assblasted "orange man bad" thread brought to you by people who are too stupid to be in the conversation.

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Mark my words, the fact that the virus originated in Wuhan, China from chinks eating bats will be a minor footnote in the history books

Who will play him?

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I have a degree in economics and the dept. of labor showed growth every year, same with GDP per capita.

And this

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Idris Elba

>Trump cultist
>talking about drinking the kool-aid

top kek

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1232058127740174339

>Not an argument. We're done here. Just another assblasted "orange man bad" thread brought to you by people who are too stupid to be in the conversation.

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I honestly don't care if Trump gets reelected. If he ruins the US even further it will probably be better for the EU on the long run

>has no proof
>memes

This is why you're going to lose again. 4 more years.

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