It doesn't make any sense, he was self isolating BEFORE the pandemic?!

Joanna Angel looks exactly like one of my exes. And it’s all because of the huge fucking Jew nose

Rocky Emerson

isnt that chick on the right a pornstar

They both are.

oh whos on the left then

God bless!

See

>Looks like our suspect didn't go to any restaurants or bars last year. Hell, he didn't even go grocery shopping. He just bought all his food online. It's like...he knew the pandemic was going to happen.
>Anything else?
>It says here he's never had a job. All our systems show is a bio-engineering degree he earned five years ago and never used...unless...
>Call the CIA. They're not gonna believe this.

Try 18 years

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nice "life", pal

about half a decade for me

I currently have the virus, ama reddit

my normie brother is losing his mind, he's ranting and raving about how everything is closed and he misses going to the mall

Yikes. That one hit too close to home.

>he misses going to the mall
malls are dying where I live anytime I go they feel like ghost towns

If NEETfags were fit, they'd probably be ideal candidates.
All they had to do is weaponize their autism on those repetitive tasks which isn't exactly new to anons.
We'd colonize Mars in no time.

dont die

Are you taking any supplements?
Vitamin C, BetaGlucan13D, zinc, magnesium, elderberry?

there will be no more video games stephen
you think they get to watch tv in solitary?

Threadly reminder that this virus is a bioweapon targeted to eliminate the elderly population but also it isn't even real, the idea is to encourage mass hysteria and make old people lock themselves away and starve/ have a heart attack from stress.

>He just bought all his food online
how do I achieve this power

based

Are your balls going to be damaged like the news is saying?

>All our systems show is a bio-engineering degree he earned five years ago and never used
user...

>Yikes
lil zoom zoom

Apart from not working, my life hasn't changed at all.

I should be ok as I've already the virus' phase that makes you breathes like shit and survived. Currently breathing well

My diet consists of smoothies, fruits and vegetables. I also drink a ton of water and 2-3 garlic cloves a day. Some nuts as well. No supplements

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>Are your balls going to be damaged like the news is saying?
Dunno/don't care. My balls feel fine and I'm strongly considering doing TRT once this is over

Use this as an opportunity, user.

>go into entry level job after layoffs occur
>cough from seasonal flu
>boomer manager freaks out and fires you on the spot

>2-3 garlic cloves a day
user...

Source: My secret insidera because I am so based.
Fuck off.

for what

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I wonder why.

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I'm still working too, hasn't really hit here yet. Apart from not hanging out with friends on the weekends now and then nothing has changed.

>?

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if you are inferior enough to affected you can't be used for breeding, sorry

In the toilets at my restaurant when we opened we wondered why the mens toilets smelt so much worse than the womens. It was because next to no men where washing their hands so stuff further down the pipe wasn't getting pushed down

Well, assuming you have enough financial reserves to not die in the coming weeks, now you don't have to worry about a job, and so you'll have more time to do meaningful things.

I get that most people here have too much free time already, but you have to make the most of an objective situation - try picking up a reading habit, instead of just jerking off like you were used to after work, or playing gacha to numb the pain of work.

Opportunities abound.

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Oh but I am doing that, user, I have a huge backlog of books that I finally have more time and energy to work on.

>tfw always wash hands after using the bathroom
>but also sit down when I pee

>normie life is the problem
>neet life is the cure

makes you think

Should I even try to get a job rn or how long do I wait to start searching for one

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is it really that useless

I spent like three months in rehab and while I was there I retrained my brain to enjoy reading and I love it again, just like I did when I was a kid. There's something incredibly zen about just sitting in a comfy chair and cracking a book open

kek

>run him through our face recognition system while I'm getting my car ready
>officer...
>what?
>our system can't find him
>he doesn't have an instagram, twitter, facebook, tinder, snapchat, nothing
>he basically made himself invincible
>Jesus fucking christ...

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I had two job interviews last week, they were both cancelled and was told to wait 5-6 weeks and to contact them again.

>implying that you will manage to go without this shithole of a website for longer than 2 weeks without starting to get depressed
everyone needs social contact, just because it's online does not mean it doesn't exist, retard

>Sir! We found an old account of his!
>Quick tell me, what did he post!?
>I want to marry Pikachu
>---------------------------------
>all posts made by the above person should be considered a direct insult to your intelligence

Seriously, how are we expected to live like this?

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>wait... we've got something, seems he had a Tinder 5 years ago
>Haha we've gotem now, get in touch with his matches, find out who he dated and squeeze them for infor
>SIR!
>what, what is it?
>he... he, no this cant be right, he, never got a single message and only matched with bots sir.
>Dear god, WHO IS THIS GUY?

>I retrained my brain to enjoy reading and I love it again, just like I did when I was a kid
I thnk in my case I have to retrain my brain to not know what the internet is.