I missed the final episode with the lads, what did I miss? Seeing the two hour runtime and words "Dilation Party", I'm guessing I missed a lot.
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Honestly it was pretty boring, it started with all the Bloshinski girls going to a male strip club and the main plot was about Noele's dick getting chopped off, which was only slightly less terrifying than seeing Grandma ACK ACK rubbing on a male stripper. Most of the rest of the episode was just inane side plots like Jazz going to a bunch of Mexicans larping as Indian mystics, the family camping in the backyard after rain made them give up on real camping, one of the twins acting like a cuck on a date with a (actually real) girl who clearly didn't think it was a date, and Greg acting like a cuckold throughout the process of buying a new house. As well as in the fact that his wife went to a fucking strip club without telling him.
Noelle got his penis inverted and turned down Jazz's invitation to have a "dilation party."
Jeanette, Ack Ack, and Ari went to a strip show and got grinded by manwhores.
Jeanette cocktails it up and suggests that Jazz isn't ready to leave her protective bubble for Harvard.
Tell me about Noel user. How is they doing?
In all seriousness im working and out of the loop likewise and im concerned about Noel mental and physical state. Help me out xros.
What pleasure do you derive from watching a damned soul live in hell while acting like he is enjoying it?
Woah woah woah...no no no...hold on just a second...wait wait wait... question... what in the FUCK is dilation?
The Oddest part about this show is how you can clearly see the two main types of trannies all in one show, you have Jazz and Noelle the Autogynephilic Trannies and JoJo who I think is genuinely Gender Dysphoric.
Gets the Noggin a Joggin.
So he's not dead yet? We should start a pool on when this goblin off's himself.
Obligatory.
guys
can you please post some fucked up tranny stories here, screenshots and so on?
im really bored in quarantine and well those tranny stuff things always cheer me up
DER JUDE
Noelle is now better at dilating than Jazz
its sad because that dude really looks like a guy when talking
And Jazz is visibly seething about it. Fucking hilarious.
Here's Jazz's idol, cement face/tits
He posted yesterday that he's looking for a boyfriend.
the end of Jazz is coming
A real life Dick Tracy villain.
He also sounds like one
I'm pretty sure nobody reads his tumblr other than Yas Forums posters
Damn, HR Puffnstuff looking pretty grotesque with their new season
The main thing is that every woman in the family went to a strip club while Jeannette deliberately shipped off Jazz to a 'spiritual retreat'. Then Jeanette pontificates about how its great it is to have a girls night out and to not worry about Jazz all the time
Here's Ava. She's honestly very key to Jazz's transition and a great inspiration for Noelle too
Jazz and Sander pose in front of Noelle's new front hole.
He has to be good at it. It's that or kill himself, so he's on borrowed time as is, because soon it will just be killing himself.
>Jazz
Not autogynefiliac. He was transsed at two, long before he even knew what gender or sexual desire is. His mom probably has Munchausens by proxy. And/or some cluster B disorder
The Distinction in my head is how they act, Jazz as many of the other Anons here have said, Jazz acts like a Drag Queen at best instead of acting like a woman, Noelle thinks he knows what a woman is likely going off of his slampig trailer park mum and clearly gets off on him looking more womanly.
Jojo however seems to fit the bill of what a woman (usually) is, but maybe I'm being biased here as Jojo to me seems sanest out of an insane bunch.
It's funny seeing Jazz next to her brothers so you can see that she might have been a decent looking guy instead of what she became.
>His mom probably has Munchausens by proxy. And/or some cluster B disorder
Will Jazz go full Gypsy Rose?
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>Late on the night of June 14, 2015, sheriff's deputies in Greene County, Missouri, United States, found the body of Clauddine "Dee Dee" Blanchard (née Pitre; born May 3, 1967 in Chackbay, Louisiana) facedown in the bedroom of her house just outside Springfield,[2] lying on the bed in a pool of blood from stab wounds inflicted several days earlier. There was no sign of her daughter Gypsy Rose, who, according to Blanchard, suffered from leukemia, asthma, muscular dystrophy, along with several other chronic conditions and had the "mental capacity of a 7-year-old due to brain damage" she had suffered as a result of her premature birth.
>After reading troubling Facebook posts earlier in the evening, concerned neighbors notified the police, reporting that Dee Dee might have fallen victim to foul play, and that Gypsy Rose, whose wheelchair and medications were still in the house, might have been abducted. The following day, police found Gypsy Rose in Wisconsin, where she had traveled with her boyfriend Nicholas Godejohn, whom she had met online. When investigators announced that she was actually an adult, and suffered from none of the physical and mental health issues her mother had claimed, public outrage over the possible abduction of a severely disabled girl gave way to shock and some sympathy for Gypsy Rose.[3]
Would you a Gypsy Rose? She's looking better and better in prison?
Stop noticing things, goy!
Music:
>Gary Jules- Mad World Jazz Parody: voca.ro
>Bon Jovi: "Livin' on a Prayer" Jazz Parody voca.ro
>Twisted Sister: "Were not going to take it" Jazz Parody vocaroo.com
>Remastered: vocaroo.com
>Dire Straits: "Money for Nothin" Jazz Parody: vocaroo.com
>Remastered: vocaroo.com
>Butthole Surfers: "Pepper" Jazz Parody vocaroo.com
>Remastered: voca.ro
>Gotye: "Somebody that I used to know" Jazz Parody vocaroo.com
>Remastered: voca.ro
>Rage Against the Machine: "Bulls On Parade" Jazz Parody voca.ro
Informative:
>Endocrinologists view of "I am Jazz" (Completely demolishes it) youtube.com
>Why we need Jazz threads youtube.com
>No Eulogies for Jazz youtube.com
>The Lighthouse Jazz Parody youtube.com
>Jazz is Sauronpilled youtube.com
>Jazz is Poepilled youtube.com
>Jazz is Zimmerpilled (Added music for intensity) youtube.com
>Jazz is Donkeypilled youtube.com
>Ragu Parody Commercial for I am Jazz youtube.com
>Darkest Dilation youtube.com
>SURGERYWORLD (season 6) youtube.com
>Hey Jazz youtube.com
>Jazz is Andrepilled youtube.com
>Doctor Marci Bowers @2:25 first appearance in Documentarys: Sex Change Hospital youtube.com
Haha wrong pic, fuck me
A real life Cenobite. Jazzes parents and grandparents sacrificed their virgin son to Moloch/the Black Cube/Saturn and then we see these freaks on the show. I don't believe that's a coincidence. These things were summoned demons/Cenobites from Hellraiser. Just missing Pinhead.
What's the name of the female pornstar that looks like Jazz?
Real question:
If the purpose of dilation is to make sure it doesn't seal up, why can't they just leave it in place all the time? Wouldn't that be quicker?
More like Cementobite
Abella Danger?
She's got the nose, but there was one more obscure that was pretty spot on.
>they
Has anyone else started just feeling sorry for trannies? I've come to realize they're so fucked in the head that hating them for claiming they're girls is like hating a schizophrenic for claiming the lizard men are out to get him.
He's doing fine.
I had empathy for them until I saw how spiteful and vindictive they all are. They can't stand to see others happy, so they will do anything in their power to try and bring misery to others. Even after they learn they are wrong, and things like the surgery does nothing to help their dysphoria, they will tell little kids it was the best thing they ever did. Knowing they are lying. Knowing they just want other people to ruin their lives like they did. No. I especially felt this way after seeing Jazz shilling to kids after everything Jazz has went through. That is just fucking evil.
Why are dudes pretending to be women?
imagine having a team of professional makeup artists and cameramen and still looking hideous, does he just avoid the mirror and cry all day?
DAMN, Jazz Jennings looks like THAT?!
butthole surfers pepper is work of art
Comedy of horrors
>life-saving
R-riiiiiight
She cute. Plus, women who kill are hot. I hope my wife murders me slowly so I can have a gigacoom as I fade away
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>>Twisted Sister: "Were not going to take it" Jazz Parody vocaroo.com
>>Remastered: vocaroo.com
I only feel sorry for kids like Jazz whose parents pushed them into it. Speshiul snowflake teens who buy into the cult can 41% themselves. They're too dumb to live.
>>Dire Straits: "Money for Nothin" Jazz Parody: vocaroo.com
>>Remastered: vocaroo.com
The expansion of a hole, vessel, tube, or orifice. In the context of the permanently mutilated genital wound of a transexual, it's where a dildo or dildo-like object is inserted into the necrogina for hours to deny the body the ability to heal the wound.
>>Gotye: "Somebody that I used to know" Jazz Parody vocaroo.com
>>Remastered: voca.ro
>>Rage Against the Machine: "Bulls On Parade" Jazz Parody voca.ro
So it was the Germans all along?