Me on the right

She couldn't resist his moves.
All it takes is confidence, bro.

>mfw she actually thinks they will kiss and proceeds for some seconds
The motherfucker could've kiss her. Think about it and she would've do it. Imagine

JBYB

I’m the backpack

>The motherfucker could've kiss her.
you are clinically retarted

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did you watch the webm

quite, not being able to read body language would be heavenly

>go to a disney world theme park
>die of corona

Is there a more poetic case of justice served.

and she's good at her job too. doesn't even flinch

Describe the body language, user, I'm slightly retarded

This just makes me sad... Poor guy. While on the other hand, this is exactly the audience that the sequels were made for.

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/tv leaving their mom's basement and trying to assimilate

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Gosh this whole thing is such massive cringe, especially with adults... at least when LARPers do it they presumably enjoy themselves with like-minded dudes, here it's a soul-crushing job

Every autistic sperg I've ever met in my life has had a massive cock for some reason so she probably knows this as well.

Bailey is still the queen of the Reys but I see the appeal of this one.

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some of these guys could be chads if they lost the glasses got a better haircut hit the gym and dressed better.

I went to Disneyland and Rey sort of flirted with me as she walked by. No one was around because of closing time but she's wasn't the hot one.

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What delusion?
How many sperg cocks have you personally seen?
Yeah that's what I thought faggot.

For me, it's Hapa Rey

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Bitches can't resist the autism wang and instinctive, animalistic rough sex.

This is what happens when you're a "very online person."

>some of these guys could be chads if they lost the glasses got a better haircut hit the gym and dressed better.

T. Incel who looks like these incels

I agree

Anyone who unironically applies for this job is cringe desu

papa just needs a few more pizza pies and McNuggets and his ass will have that same girth

I dunno, I'm thinking no doubt they have no other option, kind of like prostitution (why yes, I'm a romantic); irony or not, a gal's gotta eat

>he doesn’t know
lol

>Anyone who unironically applies for this job is cringe desu
it's all college kids going there to put it on their resume, drink and fuck for a few months. wouldn't you rather work in star wars land than the dole whip stand?

That makes sense, thanks for the insight, user

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Based and wholesome

she really is cute and so is her reaction

Imagine if the guy went full force

I wonder if it pays well ;)

Look at the size of him next to her. If it were a different time he could pin her down and take her however he pleased and there would be literally nothing she could do about it.

What are some kinos about the emasculation of man and the forceful suppression of all his natural urges? Urges which he could enact but does not solely for the invisible yoke around his neck.

Fuck me she looks good there, full dark side

>imagine being a Stacy and having to work with fat autistic spergs all day

I think they make like $8 an hour.

Not bad, but still... Yes I cropped out her Chad bf, idc.

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Is mini Rey the best Rey bros?

where are the cocks

Not perfect. She's got a five-head

choose your fighter

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It's weird to hang out where you work, even if it's disney world

Leviathan

What park is Park Rey from? Want to buy her a drink at Oga’s Cantina

Hapa Rey is nice to trash and dump but Mini Rey is 100% sweetie and the best

youtu.be/BmYe8c9zTGs

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Mini

Unlike the rest, she's not a walk-around or meet and greet Rey, she is just a model they use for shows, media events and photoshoots.

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he was even respectful in that hug, didn't invade her space

If you're talking about that particular webm, you're retarded. He even gave a decent hug without spaghetti

How many retarded kids have you molested you weirdo??

Not true. She was only doing shows because she's Orlando and their land opened later. There's videos of her on YouTube in the new outfit walking around
They had her do a fake lightsaber fight on opening day with more believable fight choreography than the movies

I love that I can tell she regards him the same way as she would a child just from her facial expression

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>mentally retarded
>nuwars fan
>maga cap
checks out

amerisharts were a mistake

None. I'm the dungeon boss and they all form a group to fight me.
They win easily, after which they humiliate me verbally, step on me in victory pose and take turns sitting on my face.

I feel like the actors are just always kinda bad at their roles.
the only official people at cons and such that are based have always been stormtroopers.
they almost always seem like they are having a jolly great time and are always down for everything. probs because they wear masks and dont have to act perfectly

still getting more pussy than you though my guy

dangerously based

she looks like she's wet for him...wtf? how?

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but why do you know this

no?

ching chong ring rong hong kong

Simp

That makes sense! also because it's an acceptable opportunity to dress up as (space)nazis, and who doesn't want to do that?