Your job

IT engineer
Indiana Jones and Raiders of the lost Ark
0

Is medicine worth it? Honestly...

I’m 22 yo and thinking of going for uk grad entry (bear in mind the pay is shit here and I’ll very likely make less before 50 than I would currently in accounting), but the thoughts of having to move around until 35, making no money for 4 years, exams etc really puts me off. On the other hand can’t see myself ever feeling satisfied in another career apart from maybe police/military (which really do pay badly). Sneed.

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depends on how much you love money. is it important to you that you can afford nice cars, homes and travel a lot?

or do you just want a job to be passionate about

If you're 22, no. I started med school at 19, I'm 26 now and in my second year of residency

Why not become a network engineer or something comfy like that. Good pay, no school. Going to medical school is vanity bullshit with the debt you'll incur.

LIAR
You're probably some LARPing EVS, no surgeon would be so pathetic he/she couldn't land some tail.

Developer
Drive
1

>none, never had one
>assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford
>none, age 22

unemployed
fifteen...ish? I don't know I was drunk every time
Blade Runner 2049

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Last year of college, work part time as a local DJ
Master and Commander
Never even kissed a girl

Cause it sounds boring as fuck? Just like accounting is

Most jobs are, you want an amazing job you gotta get serious about something that isn't memes and coomin

Saw a thread by this guy before

He was raped as a child

So medicine, the only job which looks interesting and pays well/is prestigious,

>Bar work, trying to get into hospitality management.
>Lethal Weapon 2
>20

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Go clean those rooms flip

My uncle and cousins are lawyers, they all make over 6 figures annually. One is corporate defense attorney.

>Janitor
>Buckaroo Banzai
>2

I thought women jump on doctors? How the fuck haven't you gotten any?

all med cucks are going to be infected with corona in the next months lmao

Call Center Representative
2001: A Space Odyssey
5

I chuckled
get out, normalfag

>surgeon
>virgin

How do you fail this hard? Even to normies you’re a catch and you’re surrounded by insane nurses who will blow people in the laundry room for kicks.

My degree was in physics and law is an undergrad degree. Also it doesn’t really appeal much compared to current job

Least you're fuckin a lotta broads, that's all that matters.

PR
Body Double
12

I'm not a surgeon, but I'm an academic. It's not as surprising as you think, these people are usually turbonerds and spastics par excellence. I started my PhD later in life and was a pretty big partier, but if you want easy pussy just hang around where the PhD students gather. There's girls who are pretty cute in that goofy librarian kinda way who get wet from a stiff breeze so you can imagine what a stiff dick will do to them.

I have never been laid this often even when I was young and Yas Forums and roomed with a guy on the football team.

He is LARPing, surgeons could fuck anyone in a hospital.

architect
on the waterfront
2

>Teaching Assistant for 6 year olds
>Battle Royale
>One, and it was 11 years ago

Accountant
LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring
0

>Normalfag
Nigga I'm as autistic as the rest of them, largely due to hanging about Yas Forums in my final years of school, I just learnt to stop giving a shit

Are you really an architect? Is it based like The Fountainhead??

Have you ever worked in a hospital?

>Nigga I'm as autistic as the rest of them, largely due to hanging about Yas Forums in my final years of school, I just learnt to stop giving a shit
>doubt.jpg
prove it, name your favorite movie and TV show

>warehouse
>forest Gump
>40ish couple of dudes and about 6 hookers

Lots of openings then.

only based post itt

Neet since since 2010

Don't have one

103

>no job
>hate movies
>never hugged a girl

Based

>still in school
>The Godfather
>0, haven't really tried but am still young

>bear in mind the pay is shit here and I’ll very likely make less before 50
You should stop now, this attitude is shit and you would be an insufferable doctor.

>>your job
jobless, finishing uni
>>your favourite flick
No Country for Old Men
>>body count
never even kissed

Retail whilst doing masters in psych.
Synecdoche, New York.
8

I'm a paramedic. I could understand MAYBE a general practitioner, a DO maybe. But a surgeon? You gotta be a 2/10 or full on aspergers.

To anyone considering a career in medicine - don't. That is all.

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Why are you fags so obsessed with pussy ? It's not even that great , stop watching porn .

I've fucked over 103 girls and maybe 5 of them were worth the effort.

they were the latinas right?

Only 2 were mexican and neither were that great.

>obsessed with pussy
user I never even kissed, pussy as a concept is completely alien to me.

This is 100% true. I am a pharmacist at a hospital, at best a 5/10, never get responses on Tinder etc, but I tear ass at work. MDs do 100x better than me

>surgeon
>virgin

Are you gay and not admitted it to yourself yet? Go out and suck some dick, buddy. Fuck your family if they're religious extremists. Live your life, bud.

Why? The pay/prestige isn’t comparable in any way to the USA, it wouldn’t be a good choice money wise.

Why not?

>911 dispatcher
>gladiator or Apocalypto
>25, had sex when I was 16 and and currently in a very sexual relationship with an officer from another department.

How tall are you ? Is this shortcel shit real ? I always thought it was just short dudes with inferiority complexes blaming their height when it's really everything else about them that repels women.

Is it really that much easier for me because i'm 6'3" with green eyes?

Do you both mow the same lawn together or does he mow 1 lawn and you're mowing another?

This. Vagina doesn't even feel that good unless you love the girl. Otherwise it feels like a wet overly slippery bag, especially with a condom.

>Web developer
>The big lebowski
>6

>Unemployed used to be an extra in documentaries and shit
>Out of the past
>3 Haven't kissed a woman since 2014 though

I'm 5'11, also green eyes and Yas Forums.
It just never happened

Destroys your social life

Having sex with someone you don't love isn't that great, sure it's pleasurable but you won't feel nothing afterwards

If you seriously can't understand what that user meant you wouldn't be able to graduate in med anyway.

>Condom Sex

I tried using a condom with a couple of the girls but said fuck that after a couple minutes, came balls deep in every single one of them i really should have a multitude of stds but i don't have any.

Are you American? Don’t think it’s as bad elsewhere

32
Star wars
8 or so prostitutes

Dude go download ok cupid or pof (list your height as 6') invite some single mom over to watch a movie and have some pizza or something ask her if she wants a shot of fireball and fuck her brains out after she says yes then you can listen to her say " omg I've never done it on a first " date " before " and totally believe her.

Lol, my academic record is waaaay better than the average doctor. If it was due to lacking social skills or other crap, I could add a load of pointless crap at the end of the day money/lifestyle (especially while young) is crap for someone who can graduate from a good uni