Im out

Don't do it, user. Just wait for March 23. The world will end on March 23, 2020.

If I pull that off while you're halfway through, will you die?

>99.0%
[worry]

No Jannie, it's not worth it! D:

We bear witness to your passing, user, and the world will be poorer for it.

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>Agony
kek

Is this supposed to be comedy or tragedy?

i feel like i watched this or something similar back in high school

its the music isn't it?
I remember watching something about as cheesy as this in highschool with that music, it was about abortion though

PROPANE?

if you angle it improperly it just blows your face off

no i remember some retarded teen girl overdosing on pills but it was still really over the top. this came out a little after so it had to be something else.

Train tracks run just a few blocks from my house. TRAINCHADS WHERE YOU AT? Assuming the trains don't get shut down because of the fucking Chinese.

noooo friberg noooooooooo!!!!

How the hell do they measure agony?
And how the fuck is anyone still living for nearly 2 minutes after eating a shotgun?

>stabbing yourself is slightly less painful than drowning

So people who really hate themselves must choose cyanide right? High lethality and agony?

why not just choose to live bitch

Whatever happened to ManlyTears?

My ideal method of suicide needs to meet this criteria
>mostly painless
>quick and sudden
>no one else hurt
>no corpse
Enough explosives to satisfy 4 would risk violating 3, so that's out. Without help 4 is pretty much unachievable without some retarded home made cremation chamber.
Bought a shotgun the other day (not for killing myself, just to have) and thought I'd settle for it since if this was a perfect world I wouldn't be thinking about suicide in the first place, but this has me leaning back towards explosives.

>set fire to self
>57 min to die
>agony: 95
Those monks were fucking brutal

He's a youtuber now. I think he goes by TheBriBong, unless he changed it again in the last few years. He's still a narcissist that lives at home with his mom into his mid 30s without a job.
Last I heard he tried starting "drama" with some second life trolling group and made himself look like a retard. I am thankful he doesn't post here any longer.

He goes by MrBTFO now I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, that was it. It's unfortunate that manlettears was able to escape all of his past on YouTube. The guy is still a total faggot but doesn't really get as much flack as he used to.
No one really calls him Manlytears or makes short jokes if at all anymore. He's by no means popular, but he has made himself a nice little fanbase to jerk himself off to while he spouts memes and does dumb shit a grown man shouldn't be doing. I guess that's the goal of every tripfag, though

BETA

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Legit the funniest thing ABC Family has ever made

People choose cyanide because its easy to smuggle. Also it was the choice for those on suicide missions on the chance you get caught, so chances are you were already in pain when you decided to use it.

Explosion is the way to go for sure. So jealous of all those plant workers who went out like a light.

i remember when i first made this thread on sp and some dork made a thread about it on reddit

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hanging yourself doesn't fucking hurt, I tried it a few times, luckily survived but still if i got to the unconscious part there would be slight discomfort beforehand.

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I will never get those 90 seconds back

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I think it's something adrenaline related they could find in your meat during autopsy.

Do you have Aldo Raine style scars?

Hanging involves absolutely no pain if you know how to do it. I've tried it before and you can literally be out and unconscious in under 5-7 seconds with the right rope placement and upwards pressure. Hell, you can cut off your carotid arteries with just your hands by placing your thumbs on em hard enough. You wont pass out but you'll get to the point where you'll lose control in your arms and hands and they'll release their grip.

That list seems inherently unreliable. The only reason people are able to report on the agony is likely because they fucked up in one way or another.

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no

>anyone on Yas Forums: hurrr wasted my time

nice. But also [worry]
Having a chance for a most painful dud... Don't know what to do!.. Can't take it anymore!!!
>look at the chart again
>[screams externally]

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Funny filename

but isn't it also easy to fuck up a hanging? for my money just give me a bullet to the heart

Did I try it wrong? because I tried suspension hanging and my trachea was sore as shit for days
started going unconscious very quickly and instincts took over unfortunately

how is train tracks low agony?

You're not supposed to go out you're supposed to stay in or you might get sick bro.

don't do it just get drunk every time you feel sad, that shit cured my depression

you'll pass out faster than you could enjoy the ride. I mean it says "hit by train", not "slowly smeared by it across the tracks"

I chickened out one too many times and now I think I have brain damage.

>jump from height
>no height given
fucking stupid list

probably a height high enough to kill you