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Colton Wood
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Nathaniel Foster
First for Marina.
Jonathan Hughes
Ah yes, the 80's
Anthony Robinson
intriguing first move, user
Asher Sanders
Riker sure likes the holodeck.
Justin Price
There's just no way nobody on the TNG set fucked her
Brody King
Star Trek is gay and the waifufaggotry in these threads is insufferable
Jayden King
Wow.
Beautiful flowers.
Daniel Hernandez
I heard a rumor about some casting for Picard S2
Elijah Bailey
yeah, maybe.. i guess... anything's possible.
Chase Smith
Whoopie as Guinan is a given. My current pet theory is Picard "dies" or is on his deathbed by the end of the next episode. Q shows up and they revisit some flashback scenes. Guinan is somehow a part of that. The "golem" body revealed in the last episode will be host to Picard's consciousness going forward because "he doesn't want the game to end" and in S3 or S4 a new actor/actress will take over as "Picard", so expect a black female Picard or a Picard that can morph into other races/genders.
Ayden Bailey
What exactly was Riker and Troi's relationship? Was it on and off, or were they just fucking casually?
Jace Ortiz
ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP
Austin Garcia
Obviously he fucked everyone. Obviously.
Andrew Taylor
They were literally cloned as characters from Decker and Ilia from The Motion Picture, so start there. They are for the most part "off" for the duration of the series, but it's implied that he keeps feels for her. in my opinion, them explicitely getting back together and married and having kids at like 60 is an absurd joke.
Fun fact: Troi calls him "Bill" once early in Season 1. That should have been her name for him, as imzadi is what he calls her. Bill & Imzadi.
Jason Russell
>Obviously he fucked everyone. Obviously.
This, but unironically.
Luke Russell
>Today is a good day to die.
Robert Brown
Oh I was being unironical AF. My mom is all kinds of racist and even she still goes on about how hot Dorn was. Apparently he has the right stuff to explore every dark corner of the galaxy. Maybe they should've made Dorn the Riker character.
Nicholas Campbell
Troi was Riker's side bitch.
Kevin Gonzalez
How the fuck are the Klingons such a threat that they were about to defeat the Federation in the "Yesterday's Enterprise" timeline? Klingons are fucking retards.
William Russell
Just got done with ep.9 of the Picard series, besides 7 being decent, what the actual fuck am I watching? 1 through 6 I kept forcing myself to watch especially after 5, but this shit is as bad as STD. I couldn't continue after the first few episodes of STD it was like watching paint dry. Is Star Trek butchered forever to never be good or wholesome/ comfy ever again?
Colton Watson
The only reason I'm still watching is because Picards voice is comfy, but they couldn't even get that right.
Kevin James
Klingons didn't waste time and money on diplomacy or research or social programs so they had a fuck load of ships full of pewpew and boarding parties.
Trek is still comfy if you watch The Orville. And before you knock it as a rip-off, remember Picard is basically a Firefly/BSG pastiche.
Parker Brooks
When is Orville back?
Luis Evans
I've always figured that the Klingons and Cardassians were taking advantage of the Federation's moralfaggotry to make themselves seem more powerful than they really were and that the only real superpowers of the Alpha Quadrant are the Feds and Romulans. What gives opposing sides an advantage vs the Federations is that they always take half-measures until it's too late.
Tyler Jones
>TNG S1-4: Off with lingering sexual tension
>TNG S5: Both seeing other people but still close friends
>TNG S6: Were gonna be on, went off, still homies
>TNG S7: Troi started banging Worf for a period, Riker started hitting the sauce hard as fuck
>Generations: Flirting, but not yet on
>First Contact: Almost certainly going on dates at this point
>Insurection: Finally pulled the trigger and got back together at some point
>Nemesis: Married, Riker finally gets his own ship.
Now if you follow the novels, which are more cannon than STD/Cuckiard timeline, They attempted to have a kid several times, but Troi had miscarriages due to malfunctioning ovaries from the space alien that fucked her in s3. Eventually they got fixed and they had a boy, Thomas Jean-Luc Troi-Riker, and later a girl, Beverly Tasha Troi-Riker. And yes, Will cucked out and hyphenated his last name
Benjamin Jenkins
IIRC in Yesterday's Enterprise timeline the Klingons had developed a superweapon called a plot device.
Tyler Rivera
Can't believe ST:Picard hasn't had some tit teasing given how they're going extreme on every other level, but nudity is a no-no.
Joseph Lee
>How the fuck are the Klingons such a threat that they were about to defeat the Federation in the "Yesterday's Enterprise" timeline?
The Federation is a liberalizing force. That liberalization process is a weakening/softening force across the board, but for some cultures it's more harmful than other (much like it is to human groups on earth). Presumably, it was more disruptive to Klingon culture and politics in those ~20 years than the show really lets on, because we're seeing it from the perspective of Starfleet.
Brody Davis
As long as Kikezman has any say in it, you will never get classic Trek again. Even ST:O is infected by it
Mason Gray
>current_year +5
>no tits & ass
>i cant believe it
You know why, user.
Parker Ramirez
>Thomas Jean-Luc Troi-Riker,
I think I'd kill myself if my parents named me that. It's as cringey as black people giving their babies stupid as fuck names like LaTasha or Tyone or Dem Wetermelonz.
James Bennett
I did watch the Orville and I was surprised how much better it got as it progressed in episodes
Jonathan Parker
It's a mystery. Before I heard May, but now vaguely late 2020. Things got shook up with the Disney Fox buy. It'll be on Hulu eventually this year! Sometime! Probably! If they're not Corona'd! (IDK)
Leo Jones
It's been like that for fucking 35 years at least. Blood, guts, violence and swearing are all ok on prime time tv, but cover up them damn titties or feel the wrath of the FCC
>Take careful note that there is usually never a restriction on a dude's bare ass though
Brandon Barnes
Klingons spend their entire GDP on weapons and ships. Not to mention, their whole society is about fighting so they don't get tired of fighting a war, they just do not give up or quit. Every time the Federation pulls off some mcguffin win or slick maneuver or whatever the Klingons just throw 10 more ships at them. Just as well the Klingon ships have cloaking devices that the Federation also struggles to deal with, so they can hit and run like a motherfucker if they have to.
Not to mention, the Klingons don't pull punches, while I doubt the Federation would even be willing to take Klingon territory during war.
If there is anything Vietnam/Afghanistan/Iraq should have taught people, it's that you absolutely cannot win a war fighting with one hand tied behind your back. The Klingons will most certainly not play by whatever rules the Federation does.
Eli Davis
I wonder if the Vulcan kids bully him at school
>Your father named you after the two father figures of his life
>Clearly he was compensating for his miserable childhood
>Surrender your lunch money or I will inflict physical pain on you
Ryan Davis
So was I. Really seemed like hacky comedy for the first few episodes. I only watched it until it got good because friends wanted to watch with me. Now I try to convince people to keep watching because it very dramatically shoots up in quality middle of the 1st season.
Isaiah Reed
They at least teased boobs before.
Joshua Morgan
It's because they drop the "american dad version of Star Trek" funny parody stuff and it basically becomes a slightly wackier but still mostly normal Star Trek ripoff.
Joshua Baker
>this
I am glad they dropped most of that comedy shit.
Zachary Adams
He looks like OJ.
Charles Thomas
That was before we got all sex-negative again in America. GoT probably wouldn't have a hit without the initial titty boost. Now I think they're dealing with that plus overcompensating for Gene being a horndog.
Exactly. Not that American Dad is all bad, but they settled into just doing TNG with a different color palette and jokes actually made sense in-universe, peppered around more conservatively.
Tyler Murphy
The Orville is funny. I shudder to think what any of you consider to be humor. Probably starts with N.
Luke Mitchell
I
Christopher Evans
I love the orville but hate the fucking ship design. I wish bortus would have kept the gay porno mustache and holy hell the ciggerette episode was fucking fantastic.
Jeremiah Hill
You are now my favorite poster.
Hudson Flores
I
Landon Cox
The Orville ship is literally just a refit of the ship from Galaxy Quest.
Dominic Butler
>I love the orville
Is McFaglane still in it? I can't stand that psychopath.
Cameron Peterson
Sisko is kind of a dick, huh?
Anthony King
the most based black captain imo
Christian Price
Did this guy just diss The Sisko?
>Commander prepare Nuclear warheads laced quantum torpedoes
Gabriel Ortiz
The knights who say ni?
Lincoln Gutierrez
someone has to make another move
Oliver Sanchez
That sounds terrible, I rather Picard die than that fate
Joseph Ross
God, the TNG uniforms were so much better.
Ryan Roberts
Julian Watson
Adrian Wright
The funny thing is you could be on the far left or right and be triggered by Seth. So you're not making a strident stand on that point. But I'm guessing you haven't even watched the show because your respective internet bubble told you not to.
Nolan Wood
HOLY BONER BATMAN
Owen Flores
>zip up the back