ITS JUST A FLU! Nothing more than a flu, you get the sniffles, maybe the runs, then you're on your feet next week

True. Let's just throw anyone over 60 into a home for a little while and let nature take its course.

There is a .000152% chance of knowing someone who died at this point.

aye Tone, If the world is so big why do so many celebrities have it? You're telling me they all met someone who met someone from wuhan?

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More like pneumonia than the flu honestly. Not great not terrible.

Social Distancing is just the same as normal for me.

The Wuhan Clan.

You eva think that maybe its because they travel the most Paulie? Interact with the most people? Handin' out signatures and shit Huh? You ever think before you open your fuckin' mouth?

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Why you got something better to do with your time?

OBJECTION!

THE CHINEE ARE TRYING TO KILL US WITH THEIR DISHONORABLE CUISINE !

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Wu-han clan ain't nuttin' to fuck wit

Naw Tone just sayin' that I don't think Elba, Hanks and Kurylenko hang in the same circles. What fan is asking for all of their autographs? Ya tellin' me this chinaman sickness got McGregors aunt AND the canadian prime minsters wife? MARONE! Not to mention all the moolies playin' b-ball...

china is asshoe

no this hasn't affected me at all i've left my house like 5 times since i quit my job in november but it's still retarded to do all this shit just to save a few thousand lives

gotta admit.. bat soup with a side of nooders sounds pretty good right now

>I told you jimmy. dont come round me with a cough, uhhh, its called err social distancing.
>*breath*
>ya know, the elderly are especially at risk
>*wheeze*

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>CHILL OUT BRO IT'S JUST THE FLU LMA-
there's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic. Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food. OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist blac block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure.

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holy shit

It would go into the millions if people did nothing
That’s why the whole “flatten the curve” thing is everywhere
It’ll only be a couple thousand in the end if the measures work

Flu tang clan

Dial8 alarmist tranny retard

We older viruses, we killed folk, yeah. Influenza is a mean mofo, ain't gonna deny that...But, Corona...Corona is a sneaky little shit, just no sense of fuckin' honour. I tell Corona this and he says, "you're just a total pussy like Rhinovirus, and that has-been Influenza, that weak fuck who makes my fuckin job harder!"

i think we need less people

not an argument

>we're all in this together
what a load of shit, fuck these hoarding boomer cunts. We sure as hell weren't in this together before your ass was the only one at risk.
Maybe old pieces of shit should stay home or die already and the rest of us should live our lives.

There is no Coronavirus; the supposed "cure" will cause more illness, due to the effects of social isolation. That's why people with pneumonia often see their condition worsen when they are placed in quarantine, treated as an infectious agent, and lose all human contact
>Pneumonia is bronchitis with the SYNDROME, that is, with water retention as a result of an active abandonment and existence conflict involving the kidney collecting tubules. In PCL-A, the retained water is exceedingly stored in the bronchial tubes (compare with lung edema). On the brain level, the excess water could lead to serious complications, particularly during the Epileptoid Crisis, which is the critical point (“pneumonic lysis”) when the brain edema is expelled. The brain pressure caused by the sympathicotonic surge could be so strong that the person falls into a coma and dies. However, if the conflict-active phase lasted less than 4-5 months, the Epi-Crisis is, according to Dr. Hamer, not life-threatening.
>Conventional medicine claims that “viral pneumonia” is caused by viruses, notably by influenza viruses that purportedly caused the Spanish Flu pandemic after the First World War or, in our days, SARS, the Bird Flu, the Swine Flu, and the like. However, none of the influenza viruses have ever been scientifically verified (details are presented in the “Virus Mania” GNM DVD). Threats of a global “influenza pandemic”, however, can trigger territorial fear and existence conflicts among the population resulting in a fast increase of influenza cases.
learninggnm.com/SBS/documents/lungs.html

Inadequate testing and it hasn't run its course yet. I mean, breaking bad guy had terminal cancer yet he just kept going season after season.

yeah but thats not my fault

Yes, yes just the flu.. except every doctor that has interacted with infected patients have all said it isn't..
youtube.com/watch?v=RHCBokFAnZU
youtube.com/watch?v=jUnVxjaWIBM

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you tellin me this china shit is real? Thought they were just advertising a movie or somethin. Who gives a fuck, it'll blow over like it always does if you ask me.

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The people that doctors are interacting with are the ones with compromised immune systems who can't fight it off without medical intervention.

ITS CALLED COVID-19! Doesn't matter if its from china! Imagine if it came from italy? They'd be calling that shit the Italy Virus.

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just let it kill of all the boomers who are burden to society and the economy will be fine

>Hey Tonee, they forgot to install fans? I'm melting here.

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>German New Medicine
>Diseases are the result of emotional distress
>90's tier website

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ITS THE COLLAPSING OF THE ECONOMY YOU STUPID FUCKS. THE MORTALITY RATE OF THE VIRUS IS LOW BUT THE MARKET IS SPIRALING DOWN TO A CRISIS. WE ARE IN FOR SOME BAD SHIT AHEAD OF US. THIS CHANGES THE WORLD.

NOOOOO NOT MY STOCKEROOOS! NOT MY JUMP BUMPY LINEY WINEYS! NOT MY HOUSING THAT I DONT HAVE! NOT MY LOANS!

Life goes on. If you overthink the inevitable, what good does it do for you?

>implying I have any assets
hope it all crashes fuck you

the flu is much worse people actually get sick and it kills people

this

jews are probably just trying to tank the dollar to get us on the amero

I'm sorry, T! Was just expressin my opinion on this covad thing

There’s still a chance coronachan could fusion dance with some other virus and mutate into a deadlier version

If you are real how come I don't know you?

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haven't you ever played pandemic or plague inc?
corona-chan is just saving points right now before she buys the pulmonary fibrosis symptom and then systemic infection before going for total organ failure

You first.

People who get hospitalized and survive already get pulmonary fibrosis

soon

He'll never do it first and he'll never say africans. He is a filthy jew that just wants to get rid of whites. All those that say we should all get it and get it over with are dirty jews or filthy chinks. Remember that.

fucking media didn't get there ww3 after trump didn't start it, but now they have a nice taste so called pandemic to scare the populace, they get that sweet sweet click bait money, and the western governments can start taking more and more freedom away from us like they have been trying for year to do, if you blindly believe media and the government u are a fucking fool

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i hope he dies, he even said he had diabetes type 1, even the flu would kick his ass