Do you remember the first time you got a boner from watching a show or movie?

Do you remember the first time you got a boner from watching a show or movie?

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>Yeah
Yeah

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The wrestling scene in futurama got me into ultimate surrender

yeah it was when I saw that nigger from american X getting his stupid nigger head smashed into the concrete. made me so rock hard

based

Based on what?

based on facts and logic

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Based

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Did you get a boner when you heard a Chinese guy caught a disease from a bat?

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Yes. It was her fault.

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Same for me, though my tastes are more evolved now.

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I don't remember the first time ever, but I do remember the first time I got erect and had my first real urge to masturbate watching a movie. It was during Romper Stomper when Hando is is blitzkrieging the girl.

>this unironically made my dick twitch a little
I don't think theres any hope for me

There is hope, if you embrace it and enjoy a whole new world.

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it's alright to be a degenerate if you're not a huge fag about it

Not the first one and not a movie, but I remember that there used to be a Spongebob flash game on the nickelondeon website on which Sandy would rub her tail on Spongebob while laughing. That used to make me VERY hard. I played that game again laat year and it made me hard again, and I’m not even a furry. There is no logical reason to this.

How do people remember their first erections? Seriously. I guess it was one of the first.

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There was some dumb horror movie someone in my family had recorded.
Something about a film being made in this abandoned prison, and there was a murderer and blah blah. Anyway, there was the shower scene.
A dozen naked women, full tits, ass and bush. I rewinded and paused so much the tape started wearing out.
I miss the simple days sometimes. I had to work for my degeneracy, use my imagination.
There was something pure and nice feeling about it.
Now its just a couple clicks away. Computer, phone, everywhere. I feel like i'm starting to get desensitized to it, and I really don't like the feeling.

Are you ready for me...Ralph?

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did you have shrapnel in your dick until 2018 or what?

You had your first boner two years ago?

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And yes, that was my first boner. My family was very liberal on what kids could watch. Saw Risky Business when I was around 6.
If you meant my first boner from a cartoon or kid's show, then pic related. If you can't tell, I have a thing for elven features and a fetish for gentle femdom.

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Best thing about elves is the only difference between the men and the women is whether there's 5 or 6 holes to rape.

Logically the first erection is the one you remember. If an erection happens and no one remembers, it never happened.

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I don't know about erection but this was definitely my first sexual awakening. I might have turned out somewhat normal if slave Leia was onscreen first.

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Fucking Disney and whoever first came up with their female eye designs.

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>2020
>gifs

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gib bunny pusy

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You jerked it to a green nigg(er)a

... ok

You know it

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Did women actually keep flowers in their panties in the 70s? That was such a weird and hawt idiosyncrasy.

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>3'2"

I was 8 years old.

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>I was 8 years old

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IMAGINE

lads...

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CONTEMPLATE

I'm 24 years old. Other movies fueled my problem now.

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VISUALIZE

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Great shot, but this was the scene that I rewound till the tape started messing up.
>tfw VCRs with frame by frame slow motion started selling

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First time I got a boner was watching Luke on Dagobah in Empire. I had to have been like nine or ten circa 2007. I would watch Star Wars on my portable DVD player every night for a year or two until I accidentally coomed by rubbing against a pillow.

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i really dislike homosexuals

Based pure gay boy.

Maybe she's a girl?

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>tfw go down an e621 rabbit hole and open like 50 tabs edging for an hour before shooting a hard load to xenomorph impreg

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heh, fag

I WAS BORN WITH A BONER ALREADY

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Bluth mice vs Disney eyes - either way, muh dick wins.

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this bitch gave me erotic dreams when i was a kid

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...hyper anus?

mostly those big donut assholes, but some prolapsed wrinkly shit too.

>whitekitten

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