Do you remember the first time you got a boner from watching a show or movie?
Do you remember the first time you got a boner from watching a show or movie?
>Yeah
Yeah
The wrestling scene in futurama got me into ultimate surrender
yeah it was when I saw that nigger from american X getting his stupid nigger head smashed into the concrete. made me so rock hard
based
Based on what?
based on facts and logic
Based
Did you get a boner when you heard a Chinese guy caught a disease from a bat?
Yes. It was her fault.
Same for me, though my tastes are more evolved now.
I don't remember the first time ever, but I do remember the first time I got erect and had my first real urge to masturbate watching a movie. It was during Romper Stomper when Hando is is blitzkrieging the girl.
>this unironically made my dick twitch a little
I don't think theres any hope for me
There is hope, if you embrace it and enjoy a whole new world.
it's alright to be a degenerate if you're not a huge fag about it
Not the first one and not a movie, but I remember that there used to be a Spongebob flash game on the nickelondeon website on which Sandy would rub her tail on Spongebob while laughing. That used to make me VERY hard. I played that game again laat year and it made me hard again, and I’m not even a furry. There is no logical reason to this.
How do people remember their first erections? Seriously. I guess it was one of the first.
There was some dumb horror movie someone in my family had recorded.
Something about a film being made in this abandoned prison, and there was a murderer and blah blah. Anyway, there was the shower scene.
A dozen naked women, full tits, ass and bush. I rewinded and paused so much the tape started wearing out.
I miss the simple days sometimes. I had to work for my degeneracy, use my imagination.
There was something pure and nice feeling about it.
Now its just a couple clicks away. Computer, phone, everywhere. I feel like i'm starting to get desensitized to it, and I really don't like the feeling.
Are you ready for me...Ralph?
did you have shrapnel in your dick until 2018 or what?
You had your first boner two years ago?
And yes, that was my first boner. My family was very liberal on what kids could watch. Saw Risky Business when I was around 6.
If you meant my first boner from a cartoon or kid's show, then pic related. If you can't tell, I have a thing for elven features and a fetish for gentle femdom.
Best thing about elves is the only difference between the men and the women is whether there's 5 or 6 holes to rape.
Logically the first erection is the one you remember. If an erection happens and no one remembers, it never happened.
I don't know about erection but this was definitely my first sexual awakening. I might have turned out somewhat normal if slave Leia was onscreen first.
Fucking Disney and whoever first came up with their female eye designs.
>2020
>gifs
gib bunny pusy
You jerked it to a green nigg(er)a
... ok
You know it
Did women actually keep flowers in their panties in the 70s? That was such a weird and hawt idiosyncrasy.
>3'2"
I was 8 years old.
>I was 8 years old
IMAGINE
lads...
CONTEMPLATE
I'm 24 years old. Other movies fueled my problem now.
VISUALIZE
Great shot, but this was the scene that I rewound till the tape started messing up.
>tfw VCRs with frame by frame slow motion started selling
First time I got a boner was watching Luke on Dagobah in Empire. I had to have been like nine or ten circa 2007. I would watch Star Wars on my portable DVD player every night for a year or two until I accidentally coomed by rubbing against a pillow.
i really dislike homosexuals
Based pure gay boy.
Maybe she's a girl?
>tfw go down an e621 rabbit hole and open like 50 tabs edging for an hour before shooting a hard load to xenomorph impreg
heh, fag
I WAS BORN WITH A BONER ALREADY
Bluth mice vs Disney eyes - either way, muh dick wins.
this bitch gave me erotic dreams when i was a kid
...hyper anus?
mostly those big donut assholes, but some prolapsed wrinkly shit too.
>whitekitten