How did you feel your first time seeing this?

how did you feel your first time seeing this?

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Felt completely dishonest.
I walked out of the theater.

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Erect

I left the theater 20 minutes after this scene

scared me senpai

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LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY SEVEN!

True.

Nooo you cant just be children and watch the childrens movies of your generation

never saw that movie

The fuck is this
Some zoomercore?

How would blowjobs work?

I always pictured his face more deformed and the whole thing more grotesque when I read it. Mildly disappointed

but you're also posting in this thread :o ;)

When that scene came on I wanted to recreate that shot myself by turning my neck 180 degrees rather than subject myself to the beginning of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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is voldemort the weakest lich in all of fantasy history?

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What happened to the other guy?

i was very scared and grossed out
i saw it on vhs

based retard

Dull

Yes because he weakened his soul by splitting it and because he could not comprehend love. Let alone entertain the thought and potential of love from a tactical standpoint.

>zoomers didn't read the books first

>a-at least the books were good though

I wasnt allowed to have books until I turned 19

Excellent introduction and based “No!” Poster

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Based

He died.

Ayn Rand is terrible

As a child, this scene was pretty spoopy.

This was scarier

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They should have kept this design for Voldemort. He looked so goofy in the later movies.

shat bricks it made me hooked on the movies every year going forward though it was a fun Christmas

>barely anyone, even potterfags acknowledge that he had a daughter

im glad cursed child crashed and burned

>YOU CANT JUST LIKE THIS NO NO NO "NO"!

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I shine my own cock like 4 times day

tolkien is such a hack why does she keep adding unnecessary bullshit

I've been looking for this gif for so long now, thanks for posting user

Very nice intro, 8/10

>Dumbledore is the most powerful wizard on Earth
>top 1% in intelligence too
>whole shtick is human connection and love
>mind reading canonically exists
>doesn't detect Voldemort living on a teacher's head for an entire year
>doesn't realize his old friend is actually a death eater taking polyjuice potion for an entire year

dumby wasn't the greatest mind reader
and dumby praised barty crouch for managing to trick even him

>harry murder

meh.
the werewolf from the third movie though? that thing scared the ever loving shit out of me. i literally hid behind my couch. even looking at it now is creeping me out.

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was very spoopy, took the vhs and went to my friends house to watch it and i told him this scene was really scary after which he kept rewinding and asking "what, this one you mean?" and i kept going like "yeah". took me ten years to figure out he was fucking with me

I never saw it, so I feel nothing.

deh

I already fell asleep at that point
Philosopher's Stone was boring as fuck
Prisoner of Azkaban was kino tho

clint?

he cute

Brothers K is great, and great Gatsby is written beautifully even if the story itself is 8/10. Atlas Shrugged is pretty weak writing and story wise. It has NO subtlety. The Stranger is edgy drivel, but I read it pretty young I should read it again. Brave New World should not be that low. The "Game of Thrones" books are not that bad, people just like to hate them because they're popular and Martin goes a little overboard autistic sometimes, but story wise it's all very neat and interesting even for someone not big on fantasy like me.

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I thought it really sucked when he got BTFO'd by Harry's hands. Like seriously that's all it takes to beat the Satan of the series?

Voldemort being a psychopath and unable to feel love because his crazed mom lovepotion raped his dad is literally the only good thing JK Rowling wrote

this is good bait for book snobs.
Catch22 below 1984, Stranger and... Clifford For President.
baka.

DEH

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WTF am I watching? This is supposed to be a kids movie and I am seeing this nightmare fuel? How did they think this would be ok for kids? Honestly it freaked me out and I didn't watch it until about 5 years after it first came out because I got talked into watching it by a buddy at work.

When that scene came out I went out and stretched my legs.

b a s e d

based

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y-you too

One of the only good DiCaprio movies

>you now remember HPMOR and the fanwank of Quirrell

I felt superior because i didn't knew what its from.