Jonah Hill is a poser

>He lived like three blocks away. That neighborhood right there if you turn to go west on Pico (near Pico and Westwood Blvd.), he could walk to Hot Rod from his house so he would come in all the time on his own. His mom would come in too.
>She used to always tell us how talented he was and all that. We would always just be like, “Uh huh.”
>All those kids would post up and talk shit or ask dumb questions. Jonah would sit there and eat and drink and watch videos forever. He would get his Subway and just post up. It would turn into a burn out eventually, like, “All right dude, you need to go home.”
>He was always “Fat Jonah” or “Jonah the Jew.”

skateboarding.transworld.net/photos/hot-rod-tales-remember-jonah/

This fat fuck actually tried to sell Mid90s as an auto-biopic

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His subway addiction started that early?

all white guys unlike the movie

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>Best trick you saw Jonah land?
>Maybe landing on a kickflip. But just barely. I think the greatest gift Jonah was given was self-awareness.

Lmao

>It was interesting to see it through his eyes. The whole thing where every other word is “Ni**a this, and ni**a that”—that wasn’t like Hot Rod at all. That wasn’t Jonah’s experience either. He was a rich Westside Jewish kid.

>How did the dollar bill thing actually happen? >Did he buy something eventually?
He bought a sticker. Then I remember (Dan) Druff was like, “All right, dude this is our first sale ever. You gotta sign it.” So he just writes “Jonah The Jew” on it. We’re just like “Jonah The Jew? What the fuck?” then he was just like, “All right guys, I’ll see you later.”

but there are non-whites here

yeah one but nothing like the movie

Fat fuck

>White men build it
>Jews and POC try to take credit

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>white men build a degenerate subculture
many such cases

Ornella was right

Hitler was right

>rap
Not fooling me, darkie.

>implying niggers are smart enough to come up with anything
rap was invented by whites

Imagine the smell

When did Yas Forums start hating Jonah?

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>that can't be real
>look it up
>it's real

Jonah is the gift that keeps on giving

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I don’t know why he’s trying to be so “LA” now with the hip hop obsession, the skating, and the surfing

Everything he does at this point is a last ditch effort to keep the suicidal thoughts away

It seems like he was always obsessed with that stuff, but never participated because he was a fat rich Jew.

You're forgetting the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu shit

No way. How could you believe Jonah would try really hard to make people think he was cool?

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look at that mangina

He is enjoying his life and is a better man than you will ever be

he has the funniest body type I have ever seen. it's like a cartoon

The only things he won't do is stop eating like shit and exercise.

His fiancée looks repulsed by him

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someone needs to photoshop a giant sub hes carrying

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He's so cool...

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holy shit lmao
daily mail is master trolls

>Hello Beanie
What a sweet dumb brother. IDK how you could hate someone like this.

What's the real Jonah like? He's had so many personas by now I forgot it.

Fat.

Yeah, you can tell by his early flicks, but he's progressed. Can you say the same? Jonah is based. OP is a cunt.

Jonah pls

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>goddamnit Jonah just give me some shekels

I love watching Jonah crash and burn, truly.. Some of the memes are fucking hilarious.
But the reality is somewhere along the lines this dude had a total mental breakdown.. He went from a really funny up and comer with an insane career trajectory..Working with Scorsese and Pitt and Leo.. Literally as close to A-List celebrity you can get without actually being A-List.. Then, all of a sudden, he gets really fucking sensitive and starts acting like his dog died every single day.. Like he woke up every day and found out his dog died for the first time.

Wtf is up with Jonah Hill bros? Did his bros death fuck with his head? Or is he just some massive insecure little bitch?

Because like I said it's funny. But interesting to watch this dude grow up, grow a career, and become a massive emotional faggot all within a decade.

The kind of person that would fit well in here.

Yeah...no, I gotta go with a serious actor

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Based

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IS THAT ACHIEVABLE NAT?

>post up.
>It would turn into a burn out eventually,
translate?

Mid life crisis. Many such cases.

WTF how is he obese again?

CHLOE
WHY
IS YOUR
PUSSY
OUT
????????

Post up means to hang out and it would turn into a burn out means that Jonah would get on their nerves after a while and they would get tired of his shit.

>obese
That's average weight for an American male

unironically

That was really mean, do you think he did it on purpose?

gonna take you for a ride

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That part confused me, weren't they supposed to be friends?

I believe:

>He'd sit there.

>It became annoying.

Oh MAMA

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Yikes @ that body language

>gets gyno surgery
>doesn't get the anchor skin removal type that relocates his nipples entirely
Literally what's the point?

milk truck just arrive

Jews are frauds. Just like that "tough guy" Shia Leboeuf.

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Jonah you should know this by now man

Inevitable Weinstein biopic when?

Pitt was trying to get into that French girl's pants. You'd think Brad Pitt of all people wouldn't need to screw over his friend for a crumb of pusy, but Angelina really fucked with his self-confidence.

Why are they laughing? Did she tell a funny joke?