Hi everyone I'm claire and today we're making ____________

hi everyone I'm claire and today we're making ____________

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Coronavirus

a pointless thread.

This channel just proves American gourmet is fucking trash.

A BLACK BABY

braps

my dick hard

love in the missionary position with eye contact and the lights turned on

do the hotter women in the kitchen intentionally frump themselves?

cummies on my tummie

Brad cum using only my mouth.

The ghosts of the Twin Towers weep and scream

Where is Brad?

id double stuff her oreo if you know what i mean and by that i mean i would fuck her asshole get my drift kiddos

hearts melt

Oreos are straight up trash. American biscuits are terrible

there called cookies your britsh TWAT. fuckin sakes you envented english fuckin use it right.

Fuck you, dickless shit head.

I would like to know more.

I've turned on her bros, I now see her as a difficult, selfish person who can't work in a team, only wants compliments and doesn't accept criticism

claire is cute and I like watching her suffer

Anal sex.

cope

>oy guv ur biscitzz r trash u shud try our pumpernickel roundfags with diddlywiddly sauce
Tongue punch some fairy bread you gay animal.

holy fuckin based

At first she seems quirky, then you realize she really is very autistic and narcissistic

she's a woman, you should have known this from the beginning

are the people in the background actually doing something

pork

they keep making new batches of gray hair dye

Pumpernickel is German

at first they were actually there to work on the magazines recipes. ba's studios got axed so they have to film in the kitchen. now they're their to play up the "candid" and "casual" atmosphere.

I'm Indian btw if that matters

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>Ugly
>Fat
>Mediocore cook
Why do people like her again

They will NEVER experience this.

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I enjoy her low boobs

Learn to "cope" with being an complete and utter waste of human resources. Like honestly, how can you even sit there typing away such assine comments with a sense of smug superiority when you know full well it's just an ironic facade to masquerade your blatant shortcomings as a person.

Did you fuck up in high school user? Did someone bully you to turn you into to such a whiney, whispy shitskin that you feel the need to post such sad comments on an image board? Is it because you were in the cool kid group but knew you didn't belong so you painfully tried to act as though you were one despite secretly being a full fledged homosexual?

Then you realize that a girl you liked fucked your best friend and now you can't help but think about the past and what could've been if you hadn't been such a sperg? Like the time she sat next to you and you tried asking her out on her facebook wall? Well did you!? YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT.

Well guess what, she's gone and now you'll be alone, playing video games forever even though you don't like them and searching omegle Yas Forums tags just you can engage in human conversation because Yas Forums's anonymity just doesn't do it for you anymore whilst you cry yourself to sleep at 3am in the morning.

Go fuck yourself nerd.

Her seething autism is what makes her fun to watch

she has kissable hands

go eat your fucking toast sandwich

have sex

BEEF GUREWITCH!

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gain height

Simps thread

Actually i have. Store called big lots has a huge selection of bong cookies.

lose weight

Why did Brad stop appearing on her show? Half the fun was Claire getting annoyed while still desperate for his approval.

CREAMPIES

Word is he demanded more money for the appearance in Claire's vids. They said no

get a clue

based

He basically has one foot out the door and is already doing videos for other channels.

According to some rumor mills, Claire had gotten into a lot of trouble for sneaking into his room, gathering all his dirty underwear, putting it into a vacuum bag, and then hiding it in her office. Some of the staff later found them and she'd written "Brad Salad" on them in a thick black sharpie. He pretty much quit on the spot.

Sohla will soon be the most masculine presence on BA

White women are so beautiful, bros.

she’s not white

>Follow me user, hehe some fun in the cool room?

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Sauce

Who counts as white?

Yes. 100%.
DAMN.

I WANT BRAD TO IMPREGNATE ME

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Hefty Hefty Hefty

If you’re not joking and seriously asking that question this place isn’t for you

gourmet makes? more like gourmet ates too much lmao

>hired Gabby and she ended up taking his job as manager

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he stepped down from that

more like the coom room haha

God damn, he's relentlessly handsome.

HI MY NAME IS RIE, AND TO DAY WE ARE GOING TO

MAKE. IT. FANCY!

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FUCK I FORGOT TO BUY OREOS FUCK FUCK FUCK

that ginger is the seccond least gay

>Brad will never ravage you on the fermentation station

;___;

Why does she have that weird grey patch?

*grabs two empty hamburger buns*

She's a witch and she hexed my dick.

Rie a cute. everybody else in Tasty is insufferable though

Americans are trash.

Looks white to me, dude.

based

She should make Nutter-Butters next famalams

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she’s a jew, not white