Do women really do this?

Yes, but only to their own sons.

Fellas, how do I get a mommy gf?

>shit like this doesnt happen in real life
no in real life it happens even quicker
i was really high on coke a couple of weeks ago and i asked a milf i kind of knew if she wanted to fuck in the woods and she said yes sure, then i fucked her on a bench in the woods

the end

A really shitty coming of age comedy and that's literally the only memorable part. Just watch some BareBack Studios or Taboo Heat stuff

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I like /ss/ but it has to be incest or it's too vanilla

dude looks like the Hereditary kid.

i had this nerd friend back in high school who i took under my wing since i kinda felt bad for him. he was mostly just quiet and smells weird so he's getting picked on. told the guys he's my crew when he lent me some of his snes cartridges when learned i love playing rpgs. also went to his house to hang out a couple of times since he lives near me. his mom seduced and i ended up fucking her several times. i know he knew since he tried to stop me from going to their house but i think he was just happy he got a friend. didn't really know if his dad and mom were having some marital problems all i know is that i'm getting some milf pussy. his mom asked me as well to take care of him which i did and told him to build up some confidence and get fit, learn some martial arts since i'm leaving for college soon. sometimes i still him when i go visit my parents, he's pretty much ok now.

Pretty based. Do you think you fucked the mom because you were the only cute teen boy he brought over?

this is straight out of a porn

my childhood was a complete waste...

Based.

Nah this is an everyday happening m8, are you telling me you didn't get seduced by cougars at least once?

maybe. i'm not badlooking, i'm Yas Forums since i practice muaythai, but i think the mom is just lonely. the mom knows his son is being bullied but since the he doesn't want to talk about it i talk to her privately on how his son is at school. i didn't bang her right away though i was visiting their house for about 2 months before she started seducing me

the 1/1000 woman that looks like that after 30 or 35 is most likely going to be a gold digger going for some rich older guy.

That boy is relentlessly handsome.

t. Chad

jesus christ

no i've never even met a cougar in person. i've been isolated since day 1. not even my parents had friends.

no, that's disgusting

fuck

that fucking TUMMY

>tfw my aunt used to kiss me in the neck a lot when i was a kid
what did she mean by this?

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I hate my life

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sweet jesus would impregnate in a heartbeat

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what is this from

looks like a fucking greek statue

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Fuck this and fuck p3d0wood.

Oh look its the faggot moralizer again.

A milf thread that's still up. God bless this world.

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holy shit imagine having a friend so chad he becomes the new father of the house

Go fuck yourself you fucking sodomite.

True enlightenment is realizing that hitting "the wall" is when the best women enter their prime. Mommy gfs for all now!

it could be worse, you could have just accidentally tasted your own coom...

How heavily was he breathing while directing this? Also, this is supposedly biographical. Doubt.

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Is she crying or laughing?

Shue and Demi Moore were my first milfy crushes.

based

she'd have to be mentally ill

a true architect can get any woman past the wall

Ah I was looking for mommy general

''accidentally'' also checked

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Sauce

We all have a mother complex. This is hardly surprising given that our mothers are literally the matrix, knitting us together into bodily and psychic being. On the bodily level, our mother gestates us from the moment of conception, bathing us in her chemical signals, carrying us as her oxygen and nutrient-rich blood pulsates through us, her hormonal cascades keeping us in sync with the stages of intrauterine development, and finally tuning us exquisitely to the momentous event of our birth. After birth, her oxytocin bonds us to her in a state of blissful union. Slowly she awakens us to the world around us, infusing it with magic and wonder, so that everything around us is lit up by her love and pleasure, the flowers that she points out to us, the moon, all become aspects of her. For the rest of our lives, we will long to recapture that first romance, the lost paradise of her love.

It's always in the title phoneposter

Who is this and why am i licking my computer screen?

That was really well said, but also disgusting.

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be strong

bros

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>she is 100 times hotter than "MILF" pornstars out there
Bruh

Don't forget the Jannies are Trannies and dont like you posting real adult women, it makes them cry. They prefer you post underage trannies

Lets be fair. A small percent of women get hotter as they age. Majority of women begin to melt around 25.

Ive never even sort of found my mom attractive. I grew up with friends who all had trophy wife moms and that's what kicked off my fetish.

I'm in the same boat. I go for women who don't really even resemeble my mother

you just KNOW

Do you think you could take her in a fight, Yas Forums?

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