Haha

>female humor

OMG THIS IS SO ME I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED

not vidya

fuck off

the webm that saved Yas Forums

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It's too cold.

imagine staging this image, taking the time to think of the idea and then enacting it with your own children. Taping them down to the floor while re-assuring them "haha yes its for a funny internet picture, me and your mommy are going to share it on reddit and facebook" while you think in your head how much attention and upvotes it will bring you. You'll be that guy at the office who made that funny internet picture, in the time of hardship you made people smile! just like that man singing off his balcony in Italy! How cool, yes, its for the good of others not for the attention it brings me. haha my kids will find it funny that im posting a picture of them taped to the floor to share on the internet. Just pretend you're working dear, yes i know you dont work but we're doing it for the funny internet picture, i have to take the picture, you have to pretend to work. Yes, now all of you stay still while i work out how the white balance works on this camera.

do you feel in charge?

>vidya

WRONG

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>morton's toe
>feet aren't wide enough
6.5/10

Im going to be honest user I dont think alot of people instantly see that as sexual

hey redit

Why is she on a computer "working" and not preparing food, cleaning, or tending to the children?

have you tried having sex?

wow her soledirt is really sexual

dirty soles are disgusting and you should feel bad

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Incels dected. Its okay bros even if women (your mom?) bullied/beat and/or rejected you, you might still be able to find some love. Sadly not with this underage screeching behavior.

because the millennial woman has been tricked into thinking a lifetime of slaving away making pretty powerpoint slides for toilberg is more fulfilling than raising a family

no i havent

>not cleaning her dirty soles

Thank you. May you be blessed with cute feet.

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kino

It shows.

why do you generalize by using one small webm as evidence?

Imagine degrading your kids for fake internet points.

women MUST know the allure of their feet right?

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Based and misanthrope pilled

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they know

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ALL FOOTFAGS MUST FUCKING HANG

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>bunions
>dirty feet
dude stop

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so they can tease you like this

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'no'

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>footfags ruin another thread

those aren't bunions she's just thick at the balls

Question to footsimps:
Would you prefer good looking feet whatever that means on an ugly girl or ugly feet on a cute girl?
What's the criteria here?

Goddamn this bitch is HUGE

Upvote

RING RING
HELLO? BASED DEPARTMENT?!

both would be deal breakers. I can tolerate 5/10 feet on a girl but anything lower and I don't care if she's a 10/10

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>posting this on Yas Forums

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I would be willing to sacrifice a point or two on the facial looks scale for some great feet.

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based

yup, we are broken people. Seriously I hate it when my cock makes my decisions for me

Yas Forums is a feet board

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Wait, where would the kids be while she was at work?

Yep. I never chose this life. But we must make it work somehow.

Wait, where would she be while the kids are at work?

>that
'no thanks'

Modern woman in a nutshell. Thinking your "career" as a "social media account manager" is more important than rasing your children. ESPCIALLY DURING A GLOBAL PANDMEIC. The parents should be comforting and bonding with their children, not shitposting on reddit.

The way I see it having a foot fetish is strictly better than not having one. There isn't really much of a downside, and you get to stare at them every time you go out during the summer.

feet need to be pure and in their natural state, oil and dirt ruins them

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>fall in love
>nice face
>nice chest
>nice legs
>uggo feet
>now it'll never work cause can't get fully hard
Nah man it fucking sucks

Here are some downsides I have come across:
1. Most women find it gross and will reject you for it
2. Severely limits options since attractive feet are not very common
3. I don't like getting random boners from seeing feet in public
4. Seeing male feet feels look like I am look at their genitals and is very uncomfortable

I agree with you for the most part but oil and lotion are good for massage and help keep them soft

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Yeah I would have to break it off with a girl like that desu

FAT

PUSY

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oil and lotion mask the natural state (and smell) of feet, i couldn't go near them if they were being rubbed with lotion. also I hate it when girls flex their toes like that

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just doxxed this thot an will visit lads

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Why do liberals hate their own children so much? Especially liberal women?