Mostly sit at home for the past 5 days

>mostly sit at home for the past 5 days
>rarely get sick
>wake up with a sharp pain in throat, weird type of cough i have never experienced before

am I done for bros

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Maybe, but I hope not user. I love you.

Fucking pussy you won’t die and I’m fucking sick of people like you

>mostly

You fucked up.

im 51

had to walk my pooch

Probably you got throat-raped by an Incubus

T-thanks. After I raped and murdered all those newborns I abducted from that nursey ward, I'd thought God had forsaken me and I'd never be lovable again. But now, if I die, I'll die happy. Thank you user. Thank you.

y-you are not m-me arent you user?

>"It's just the flu user"
>People forgetting that if you get infected a second time there is a 98% mortality rate

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Have you breathed in the past week? You're not supposed to do that right now user.

>under quarantine
>good reason to start day drinking

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You may have sleep apnea, OP. Seek help after the dust clears.

Probably no reason for alarm unless you develop a fever

regiment, our objective is to capture those milkers, godspeed

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>spend most of my time at home living a NEET life
>want to die
>the virus will literally never get me
>even if it did, I would probably not die and just waste days feeling like shit
I wish this was a real world-ending virus.

why would you die just get a job or go to college lol its not hard

why would I do any of this? the only reason I'm still alive is because I'm too much of a coward to kms. this year luckily I'll develop the will to throw myself off a building.

why wouldnt you do any of this lol, isnt there a field you are intrested in?

Bad tempo user
You bitched and moaned and moaned and bitched and now you've got a serious disease

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youre fucked, see a doctor asap if you can afford it

Wuflu

You go outside sir?

No, just lucky

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You cant even want to die properly. jesus.
Go outside and lick a chinaman if you want death so badly you poseur

He won't die unless he's 80 years old

kek

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Generation Kill is the most comfy war kino

that guy on the right is literally me

s-sergeant colber they had camels, i had to protect the platoon

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That’s because it was a comfy invasion user. I was a tank commander during it. Shit was so cash

is something "kino" if it actually happened? thanks for your service :)

Got stories
Comfy like in the show because it was a road trip and you made friends ?
Did the grunts understand why you were there or they just wanted to blow some shit up ?

That's the "they got you in the fucking ghetto
fucking spics and a goddamn jig" guy

not at all. I'm a person with zero ambition.

Go to you local ghetto and cough at niggers
I heard the virus might be lethal on cardiacs and old blacks have weak hearts

fuck me, i have no face recognition skills at all

i dont have coons at hand, will gypsys be ok?

Y-yeah, probably some sort of supernatural creature that doesn't leave DNA behind

Are you the real Oscar Mike?
You're fucked btw

I thought they were fun and kept to themselves? What sort of gypsies are you talking about?

>roleplaying as op on internet message board

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Me in the middle

no, they are repulsivee, i wish they would all die

A spic a coon and a fucking wigger

>nobody follow your tracers

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>fun
>keep to themselves
could not be more wrong

>americans
Gypsies are the lowest lifeforms on this planet, lower than abos
Every single one is irredeemable scum with usual activities ranging from aggressive begging to burglaries and stealing metal from church roofs and power stations
They're more hated than africans

ENGAGE ENGAGE

>isnt there a field you are intrested in
to what end?

based Eric. why the FUCK did spangler not recognise him?

who is spangler

Taking care of the elderly? Sucking dick for a livingt? Something tells me you haven't tried shit in your life just find your calling maybe it's getting gangbanged by a bunch of dudes and when you find your passion Then you get motivation to get a job and live and look good for your twinks. Try everything out at least once before peacing out

You can't get it twice. Some people have relapses.

No you’re not and if you’re 51 and your first response to waking up sick is to go on Yas Forums and tell your internet friends about it you should just accept your passing gracefully

>tfw diarrhea
Help, Iceman.

I might print this and put it on my refrigerator

Had diarrhea and then my head hurt, and think we’re dunzou for real this time fren.

not him but I think I would enjoy being a stereotypical butler for some reason. how do I accomplish this?

>mfw all the liquor stores in my state closed a few days ago

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I have 2 full size bottles of sake and two half size bottles of sake. I don’t even drink sake, it just got offloaded on me from a relative. but when it’s gone it’s gone.

Is that the guy from malcolm in the middle

dogy