/trek/

Where does /trek/ fit? edition

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I like how they source these common known facts with episodes, it's so stupid

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I HAVE ARRIVED

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>Voyager

forgot your previous edition

Previous:

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>SPIC doesnt translate random spanish words to make rios sound more sexy
Fucking hacks.

>Nothing better than makeup sex

>"Fully Functional" a love memoir of Data
>Sex therapy advices by the love android
>Data's sexual compendium, an amalgam of thousends of sex practices around the galaxy

They're obviously being facetious

Major, it’s quite roomy in my hazmat suit. But you’ll have to remove your uniform to get in here. You don’t want to catch Kalla-Nohra, do you major?

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OHHH GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN MY ASS HOLE IS ON FIRE AHHHHH FUCK YOU MEXICO

I will end you tripfag

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Why the fuck is Reed Alert to the far left?

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Imagine putting Odo in the Chad category, the guy who spend the entire show orbiting Kira and simping hard for her

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OH GOD PH GOD MAKE IT STOP IM SEEING YELLOW SHIT NOW WITH RED CHUNKS OH GOD ILL WATCH MORE ENTERPRISE IM BEING TORN APART

Close to accurate, maybe we should add more people?

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Wheres lore?

Reed literally spent an entire episode writing letters to all the girls he banged.
He doesn't deserve that placement.

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Still pointless and stupid.

Here I am, brother.

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I hate tripfags, but that's a nice meme you've got there

Normal show but a dog

Wait until you see the final big battle, but only from the surface of the planet, from Picard's point of view.
It's the only way for Kurtzman to not show any Starfleet ship.

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Based barrel

Girls threw himself at him

You might be on to something here.

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And he bitchslapped them like the Chad that he is

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We should push him back a little bit an add that Chad sec31guy.

Hi everyone!

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>Kirk and quantum leap guy
>Still no Pikkerd
I shiggy

Ok, this is epic

>dies to literal whos for no reason whatsoever
Great character, his story arc really made me think

Was the USS Valiant, dare I say it.....based?

Oh fuck this shit.

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What's wrong?

> you will never get my hasparat Vee

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The only good trip in /trek/ history

swap data and picard

>tfw no Talas gf
How do you say 'JDIMSA' in Andorian?

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Why is trek suddenly dead? Did something happen? Did China attack us?

so /trek/

I havent watched /picard/ since episode 3. should I start again or will I just be hurt?

The "D" is silent

Tripfags happened

I watch it because I'm a compleationist, its good for the memes

Don't bother.

I dont think they have been completely obnoxious yet.

It only gets worse.
If you're a completionist you may feel as if you have to watch it, you can if you want, but it will not feel worth it.

Like Discovery, you'll just forget about it and/or pretend it's non-canon, or a shitty fanfic.

How did Brent keep a straight face?

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That's my kinda dream.

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Maybe this is just me but it's seemed that Yas Forums has slowed down a lot in general in the last few weeks, contrary to the increased internet usage that has apparently been happening.

He's an Android, you retard

Picard? I'm N1663R.

Kinda ironically the guys that keep themselves isolated realized they might die or the world might end so they went outside for the first time to see what it's like

Who would have known? I would think we would have broken this place by now.

He didn't ask about Data, he specified Brent.

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If you watch the blooper reels you'll see he doesn't corpse nearly as often as Worf

>computer, run program us_civil_war_1863.hdk
>now access the library database and create a perfect replica of the late Anne Frank and make her 8 months pregnant
>make her believe that I am the father of her child and also make her incredibly horny
>computer, recreate a barn from 19th century United States that is on fire and under attack by the forces of Nazi Germany from 20th century Europe
>spawn us both on the second floor
>lock the holodeck door and reroute all incoming comms to my workstation in ops for the next hour
>disengage safety protocols
>computer... begin program

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Based and /his/pilled

The least funny /his/joke, ever. It's the same 10 autists (at most) who spam that joke.

How many times was Barclay prolapsed in the holodeck?
Jesus Christ.

>.hdk
>Using an outdated file extension
>Not the newer and better .uhdka
>Stardate 48315.6
I shiggy

:)

Stay mad

Not enough

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Man, you should have seen wookiepedia before the disney legends stuff drove out the autists.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Couch

Broccoli for off the chart virgin.

Why does he get all the boi pucci?

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Better question: Why the FUCK are neckbeards still a thing?