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is there a bigger hack in standup right now?

this guy is NOT funny.

I wish Patrice O'Neal was alive to call all these Joe Rogan bros shitters.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT HAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish Louis CK was still alive

>There's a world where Patrice got tired of being fat and started working out, and didn't die before he could amass the harem he was working on

This is the worst timeline.

I couldn't get past the half hour mark. He's not funny at all.

Yes. The stuff out now is awful. Imagine Patrice shitting on Theo his face, Burr was only a small taste.
Reminder Burr was a student whose teacher died before he got his black belt.

Oh look everyone its THE MACHINE haha

Ever heard his machine story? Hope he tells it in his special. THE MACHINE haha you guys should hear it its great THE MACHINE tell it again Burt! Take off your shirt and tell THE MACHINE story!!

he put his best joke right on the poster, no need to watch this

I like Big Jay off the cuff but then I saw his stand up and he really wasnt that good.
Dan Soder was a bit better. I appreciated it.
A lot of the older guys have it.
Norton, Kelly and Diaz were noticeably more accomplished comedians.
I don't like Bert on podcasts but maybe hes good on stage.
Couldnt be worse than Brendan Schaub.

Brandon Schaub

it is funny laughing at him when he is the butt of all jokes

Oh my god, he's a fat man and he's shirtless, oh my god, hahaha, oh my god this is so funny, hey he talks about this "machine" thing, you guys, hahaha, oh my god it's so crazy hahaha, he's all big and fat and oh my god it's just so funny

Norton is the only one whose okay, and that's because of his old radio stuff. his stand up is average good, not bad but nothing stands out.

Norton is terrible on stage. off the cuff he's tremendous

did you see the bit where his chest was exposed. it might've been a bit too subtle for some of you but oh my god i laughed so nuancely when i saw it

Robert Kellys Degenerates set slayed me the other night

Does he do that one bit where he goes to Russia in this one? I really like that one.

honestly, the guy is beginning to cross the line from comic into philosopher

Is it online? Kelly is alright.

I watched Christina P's half hour for The Degenerates. Holy shit, is she always that bad?

Its on Netflix. Couldn't find it on the web.

Oh, yeah, I saw the Norton one on that program. It was better than some stuff I've seen of his, OK overall. I'll check out Bobby's, thanks for recommendation.

I haven't seen the second season, but there's one chick comedian who was on the No Disrespect podcast recently who's in it who was really funny. Been meaning to watch hers. Adriane or something like that.

i dont get it. is he literally only big because of joe rogan? and that stupid machine story thats 90% fake?

all women comedians are bad

I really like Rita Rudner.

>I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

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I just listened to her on the Bonfire, was pretty funny

My brother was watching this and it was just unfunny and cringey. Almost as bad as Theo von Bron whatever

She said on No Disrespect that Netflix cut out one of her jokes. Something about how the Parkland shooting was on Ash Wednesday so all the kids already had targets on their heads.

>I like "smart" comedy

This is the board that reveres Batman v Superman btw

Does he have any non-midget related material?

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No, but alot of newer famous ones are hacks.

mike birbiibglgleigiibiiia

nope
he's a one-trick pony

Bert is sick of the machine story and he feels pressured into taking his shirt off because that's what his fans expect. You guys can stop making "lmao shirtless fat guy le russia story". He's aware of it. He's talked about it numerous times on podcasts. You aren't being clever or insightful by pointing it out.

Any current comedy kino recs?

But guys, what about Nikki Glaser? She's so funny.

hehehhehehehehehheheh!

I listened to Dave Landau's recent album and it was really funny.

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fuck i heard it. fucking hate this guy lol

no

so hes a limp wristed coward then? ok i like him even less

Best Skank
Best Political Commentator

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For me, it's this guy

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Why does Big Jay dress like such a fag? I'd like him more if he did.

His wife loves bbc

bill burr
louis ck
dave chapple
john mulaney
sebastian Maniscalc
mike birbiglia

the only modern comedians worth watching

Why does he act like Rogan, the other guy and Tom are his friends? They don't respect him at all whenever they get together they just bully the fuck out of him and whenever Bert tries to get serious they just stomp it out, even last time when the other skinny dude did some fucked up shit to him they just told Bert to stop being a faggot and laughed it up.

Supposedly Tom is actually his friend so i assumed he got peer pressured into shitting on him on those situations but have checked podcasts were there's only the 2 of them and the same continues. Why does he surround himself with people that don't respect him? What's there to gain?

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holy wew user.

She looks and acts like his mom, literally on both accounts. I'd still fuck her though because I have a thing for frumpy milfs.

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I don't give a shit if you like him, I'm just hoping you would appreciate the hypocrisy in shitting on someone for doing the same act over and over when you faggots post the same shit ad nauseam every time Bert Kreischer is mentioned like you're making some astute observation.

>What's there to gain?

making money

lol thats the thing about most modern comedians, they're at their best not while on stage, but while just shooting the shit with their friends.

I hated and made fun of Bert and his shirtless shtick, then I saw him with his pals and recognized the "fuck Bert, he's a fat racist" shit, and eventually he grew on me in a way he never expected. He's an important part of comedy circles, but not an important part of the stage.

Are you... serious?

>Le only failure of the trio face
Luis isn't funny either but he at least had the sense to becoming a podcast mogul instead of diving head in on a political podacast that never breaks over a thousand views.

Also Big Jay is the only one of the tree with a traditionaly succesful comedian carreer.

Take it back

>He knows he's shit so it's okay ;)

Kek

I'm not getting paid to shitpost and you don't have to look at my fat ugly ass every time you boot up Netflix

I agree. People shit on Bert because they see him as this lame bro dude comic when in reality he's a neurotic weirdo who is more funny just talking through his thought processes about things on podcasts than he is telling jokes on stage.

Bert reminds people of Homer

All of Rogans dickriders are terrible in their own way.
Rogan also sucks.

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WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

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I dont think you understand how podcasts work. An rss delivers podcasts to every available host service, there is absolutely no way to track views or time listened in this method. I listen to PoTP and others on an app youve never heard of, and many do the same. Combine youtube vids, direct downloads from the site, restreams, mirrors, live listeners, etc. You dont understand the business. Its all about reach, and ive seen 3 PoTP shirts in my life and never seen a LoS or Cumtown.

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41:35 Bert feeling 'pressured' I guess

This guy is such a pussy, it's like having your mind broken looking at the alphabet upside down or some shit.

Can't even imagine what would happen to him if he looked into the real shit.

Which Jewish phenotype is this? It's hideous.

Joe Rogan

Those are some real solid shirts.

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