In Crank 3, to survive the coronavirus, Chev Chelios must ____ every hour to stay alive

EJACULATE

Coom

blame Trump

cringe virus ITT.

cough on old people

Switch Accents

bat soup

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walk the dinosaur

wash his hands

>In Crank 3, to survive the coronavirus, Chev Chelios must get trips every hour to stay alive
Like this?

Sing and dance is the only right answer.

In Crank 3, to survive the coronavirus, Chev Chelios must shit his pants every hour to stay alive

is there any hope for a third movie

BANG YOUR HAND
MASTURBATION DRIVES YOU MAD
BANG YOUR HAND

Take an acting class

I think "Maintain an erection" is the general consensus for best Crank 3 plot idea

The Godzilla fight was the best part

heh nothing personnel

Take vit c

Kino

drink blood

Drink the blood of Chinese virgins

He has to maintain a BAC of 0.15% or more or else he dies. He can take other uppers to be more active and coordinated but just say the alcohol is keeping in check some deadly bacteria or something.

dilate

sucknfuck

Checkem

Distrohop without repeats and do meaningful work on each distro

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those guys really need to make another one

best thread all day

would watch it, desu

Find, fuck, kill, and eat any hoofed mammal

Crank 3 and The Raid 3 will never be made. fml

would watch

take increasingly large dildos in his ass

The guy behind Raid movies directed an upcoming bong tv series though, looks like a worthy successor
youtube.com/watch?v=4CJ5p4XisHs

I like this idea

That's a weak premise because a legend like Chev Chelios is already rock hard 24/7, he doesn't need outside stimulants for it.

Use correct pronouns

edge

get dubs

Feed & Sneed

i remember watching this at age 14 with my childhood friend and his brother at his house. Our parent were dining in the next room, door open, with tv in full view. They didn't say a thing to us. I don't even think our parent could even comprehend what the fuck was happening in this movie.

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WTF did he shoot her in the chest with? Jello?

I don't know why I find this low-key horrifying.

Or did her silicone fake tits save her?

get a sex change operation

Fuck a nine month pregnant Anne Frank while dressed in a Confederate Army uniform.

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>i remember watching this at age 14 with my childhood friend and his brother at his house.
so this is the current age demographic of 4channel.org

post cunny

When do you think Crank 2 was released, oldfag-chan?

Crank 2 was released 11 years go user

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deported

you stop that right now ya hear?

nice

buy toilet paper

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