In this thread, we post Simpsons quotes

I like the cut of your jib

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What's a jib?

super-liminal

"When you you humans learn that your "feelings" as you call them can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?"

What's a battle

Tramampoline!!!

milpool

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at my building when you go to the pool, gym, etc you are ideally required to "sign in". i always sign "milpooL_____"

He's bringing us love. Let's smash his face in.

It makes me laugh when he says
>The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

behold the Slanty Shanty! look at the twisted creatures that dwell within! cueball! the man with no hair!

Hi fellow bong

>it's a janny monitors the threads for based sneedposters episode

It's pronounced nuke-u-ler

Is this dried bat any good?

What'll it be, fellas? Mustard- or ketchup?

Chief wiggum, don't eat the clues

That reminds me more of back at the barnyard

holy shit is sneed unironically dead?

This is a Simpsons quotes thread, not a Simpsons jokes thread.

Hi everybody!
Hi Dr Nick!

IT MATTERS NOT *WHICH* ONE OF US YOU VOTE FOR. EITHER WAY YOUR PLANET IS DOOMED

DOOMED!

You don't scare me! That could be anyone's ass!

Will you please stop saying gummi so much

I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

IT BEGINS

Don't look at me, I voted for Kodos

Pitt the Elder!

I was saying Boo-urns

> Marge, what we're your gambling losses last year?
> $600

I love that she knew that without having to check

Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
What's your first name, Mr. Burns?
........I don't know....

You gotta help us doc we’ve tried nothing and were all out of ideas

This is a Simpson's seed thread. Not a Simpson's feed thread.

So that's it? After twenty years, 'so long, good luck'?

I don't remember saying good luck

Thank goodness he's drawn attention away from my shirt

I sleep in a bed shaped like a racing car. Do you?

LORD PALMERSTON

I sleep in a big bed with Lisa, and sometimes Maggie

Best ITT

Hello? You’ll have to speak up Im wearing a towel.

THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM'S BIG

that was ten minutes ago

>cracks a cold duff
Homer? Did you just open a beer?
No...I said psssstt. I love you.

Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up with his fancy german car!

I'm Dick Tracy. Take that, Pruneface!
Now I'm Pruneface. Take that, Dick Tracy!
Now I'm Prune Tracy. Take that, Dick-
NED!!!!!!

"SLOW? THEY CALLED YOU SLOW!"

Kids there's some bad news about your uncle Lenny.
Oh no not Lenny!

We now return to Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy

I love this episode in general
youtube.com/watch?v=O6gcUN5hWKo

Marge. I'm not going to lie to you.

(Leaves room)