Dinner is ready user!

Dinner is ready user!

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Ahh, pork, my favourite.

I would eat Florence Pugh's butt for dinner every night.

wtf they cook now?

Blows my mind that famous people still feel the need to plaster their faces on social media 24/7 for even MORE attention. You literally cant escape these unhinged narcissists

>jarred pasta sauce

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man bet that dog feels better after that puke

They get paid for it.

There's no pasta there.

based

this

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poor doggo got into the chocolate. good thing the owners knew the get him to the vet to give him emitics.

Dog? I don't understand. That's a picture of me when I see someone using jarred pasta sauce.

So?

it is pasta gravy pleb, not sauce

It's only gravy if it has meat in it and you can't tell from the picture whether it has meat or not

I'm tired of living on rice and noodles bros.

>powdered pasta sauce

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Do you prepare fresh sauce everytime you want pasta?

Lunch's coming right up!

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just don't use twitter, facebook, instagram or snapchat. it's all worthless. this place may even be a type of social media but the user angle makes things interesting.

Anyone have a favorite online cooking person? For me it's Alix from Tasty.

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So it could be some other kind of sauce, unless jarred pasta sauce is a common metonym for a larger category of jarred sauces that are not all pasta sauces.

And now for desert

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It's canned pasta sauce. Guess she's breaking the rules and using it on something that isn't pasta. MOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

wtf Yas Forums told me Asians are soulless

Why did it become canned pasta sauce all of a sudden?

I do now, it's literally just strained tomatoes + olive oil + flavour (garlic, herbs etc). Premade stuff is filled with sugar

Yes?

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There's a red headed bitch who do semi-naked cooking shows on Youtube and full blown naked shows on her own site. You coomers should check her out.

When it was manufactured and marketed as pasta sauce. It was not sudden, they've been making it for over 100 years. I'm guessing you're on the spectrum.

>canned sauce

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these have poop in them, don't they?

If asians are soulless how come Kurosawa's work is full of SOUL?

Checkmate atheists

No, I mean why did go from being called jarred to canned?

INTO THE WOK
OVER THE FIRE
WITH NO REGARD FOR A THING BUT THAT I'M
THE LORD OF THE EGGS
I RULE SANDWICH MAKING

HOW DOES HE LEAVE WITHOUT BREAKING?

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It never went. It's always been canned, because canning is a method of food preservation. You can call it "jarred" just like I'm jarred by europoor autism.

I'm betting menses.

No thanks. I've been jacking it so much since I've been staying home that I could probably use less porn.

>cutting out the part with the customer that eats it every day and explains he does so because it's cheap and tastes good

why does she wear the mask

what makes you say that?

But for a proper sauce you have to leave it simmering for like an hour

me too :)

If you think it's so good then why don't you go dumpster diving for dinner?

Who is it?

Nobody cared who she was before she put on the mask, and still don't after she put on the mask.

Is that Jazz's sister?

who said I don't?

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If I lived in a big city I probably would. Tons of actually edible food are thrown away in packaging every day.

You do realize there are pasta preparations other than red sauce right? Al limone, cachio e pepe, carbonara, aglio e olio, etc. all can be prepared in minutes because they aren't based on a sauce that needs to be simmered for hours.

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looks like some vegan shit

It went from being called jarred to canned in the process of people responding to me when I was asking an equally punctilious but different question about the name being used. Perhaps I am autistic, but with a little autism maybe next time you won't enter a conversation halfway through and try to give irrelevant and mistaken answers.

is doggo ok

the fuck....?

>Literally me when it's that time of the month

To follow up on this, if any anons in here cook, aglio e olio is a good one to have in the back pocket. Quick, easy, cheap, tastes great.

I used to live in a big city, and got really nice food out of the dumpsters. Stuff that was sealed and still plenty fresh. That's obviously quite different than half eaten recycled fast food trash.

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LOL 2/10 bait. 3/10 autism

Now THIS is podracing

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How is yeast vegan?

You fucking specified a tomato-based sauce you dirty nigger

Not even sweating the veg
I'm out

Based big brother taking care of his retarded lil bro

Yes and?