Cast it

I'd watch that

>without even reading the story I know exactly what happened
WOW user YOU ARE SO SMART HOLY SHIT YOU TOOK THE RED PILL I BET

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Me? I cast crab legs.

fuck niggers

based

But you're making more assumptions, not less. Assuming the information given in the OP is true, all you know is that a black woman and white man were arrested because they were brawling over crab legs at a buffet. Your theory makes additional assumptions, and thus is in violation of Occam's razor, no?

Idris Elba and Idris Elba

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Idris Elba and Helen Mirren

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Any answer other than Jameis Winston is wrong.

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take Occam's razor and slit your own throat with it you pseudointellectual autistic douchebag

>Customers at an Alabama buffet were boiling mad while waiting in line for crab legs and took to using tongs as weapons during a brawl at the eatery, police said.

>Customers at the Meteor Buffet in Huntsville had been waiting in line for 10 to 20 minutes for crab legs, police said. The eager diners were waiting for the next tray to come out when they rushed to serve themselves.

>"They'd been waiting there for the crab legs for a good 10, 20 minutes. When they finally came out, it's very heated. Especially if someone is taking more than their fair share," said Huntsville police officer Gerald Johnson, who was eating at the restaurant when the melee broke out.

>Some diners began using tongs as swords and shattering plates. Customers John Chapman and Chequita Jenkins were arrested. Jenkins was at the $10.58 per-plate buffet with her kids.

>"There's a woman who's beating a man," Johnson said. "People are moving around, plates are shattering everywhere."

>Chapman suffered a cut to his head and Jenkins was not harmed. Chapman is facing disorderly conduct and Jenkins is charged with third-degree assault.

We have a winner here. I checked and it's roughly that.

Customers at an Alabama buffet were boiling mad while waiting in line for crab legs and took to using tongs as weapons during a brawl at the eatery, police said.

Customers at the Meteor Buffet in Huntsville had been waiting in line for 10 to 20 minutes for crab legs, police said. The eager diners were waiting for the next tray to come out when they rushed to serve themselves.

"They'd been waiting there for the crab legs for a good 10, 20 minutes. When they finally came out, it's very heated. Especially if someone is taking more than their fair share," said Huntsville police officer Gerald Johnson, who was eating at the restaurant when the melee broke out.

Some diners began using tongs as swords and shattering plates. Customers John Chapman and Chequita Jenkins were arrested. Jenkins was at the $10.58 per-plate buffet with her kids.

"There's a woman who's beating a man," Johnson said. "People are moving around, plates are shattering everywhere."

Chapman suffered a cut to his head and Jenkins was not harmed. Chapman is facing disorderly conduct and Jenkins is charged with third-degree assault.

>"They'd been waiting there for the crab legs for a good 10, 20 minutes. When they finally came out, it's very heated. Especially if someone is taking more than their fair share,"
>Jenkins was at the $10.58 per-plate buffet with her kids.
>“Everyone was saying, ‘They cut me in line. She cut me in line. He cut me in line. I was here first.'”
>Chapman suffered a cut to his head and Jenkins was not harmed.
>Chapman is facing disorderly conduct and Jenkins is charged with third-degree assault.
Reads like he was right. She's being a greedy retard. He gets pissed and starts yelling at her. She attacks him.

Dubs don't make you right.

looks like Curb episode

Hello /sp/

Double dubs don't make him right either, but your post does. He was right.

>white man gets misdemeanor
>black woman gets felony
Alabama is racist as fuck

>black and white
the assumption is nested in this it's not an additional contrivance. assuming a level playing field would be

>Chequita
>Chiquita

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>Some diners began using tongs as swords and shattering plates
top lel

This, the white guy was a victim of assault, he shouldn't be charged at all.

Get out of my head.

honestly white people deserve to be assaulted

Who won tho, the soul sistah or mutt stereotype?

>Boomers vs Niggers
Let them fight

Hank Azaria and Karl Wiedergott

thats just a huwhite man
your face gets droopy when you get old

That's well said and something I'd considered, but do you then have to also account for age and gender? Are black females more prone to violence than white males?

*anti-social behaviour and violence

>be american
>want some crab legs
>a nigger jumps you
>get arrested
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE?

>Are black females more prone to violence than white males?

Not that user, but that's a good question. We know from crime statistics that black men are more prone to violence than white men, and black women are more prone to violence than white women, but I'm not aware of how white men and black women compare.

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Entertaining things happen when entitled asshole collide.

What do you wanna bet the charges against the sheboon are dropped?

Entertain happen when ESL try to talk the eglish

shit like this is why i carry a knife and look forward to the day I get to stab the darkie who assaults me

Wait, aren't movie theaters closed? Or do the buffet lines between the screen and front row of seats count as essential services?

she was found not guilty

whnt.com/news/huntsville/woman-arrested-in-crab-leg-fight-is-off-the-hook/

>Leslie Jones accidentally kills a frail elderly Chevy Chase during filming
whoops

This but a 357 magnum

I'd imagine that for serious assault and murder white men are still higher, but for lesser kinds of anti-social behaviour black women rank higher. Men usually start interpersonal violence over status disputes, which are less likely to occur in a buffet than in a bar or nightclub, even likely to be started by an older man, and never likely to be started between a man and a woman. So factoring in gender makes this assumption actually seem more likely to me.

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zoomer cringe

*even less likely to be started by an older man

I’m shocked I tells ya.

I can only find general stuff, 250 incarceration rate for black women per 100 000 and 450 for white males, irrespective of type of crime. the age is actually probably a good caveat since it is so pronounced, but I suppose the guy's also got a bandaid on his face and she didn't look like she took any damage so to be fair that was also in the equation.

Imagine living in the nigger-infested South on purpose.

This post hasn't aged well

>I'd imagine that for serious assault and murder white men are still higher, but for lesser kinds of anti-social behaviour black women rank higher.

I think it depends on who the victim is. If it's a child or baby, the murderer is more likely to be a woman in general, not sure how this translates between race lines. Also, these crimes tend to be more common when the victim and the perpetrator are the same race. I'm not 100% sure, but that's what I've observed.

i live in upstate NY and they're here too. lots of them. they mostly stay in cities though.

Someone had to cook them first, probably happened while he was checking on the singles in the popcorn mines.

One confounding variable in that, is that women tend to not be incarcerated at the same rate as men, regardless of whether they committed a crime or not. Judges and prosecutors tend to be more lenient with women. Not saying you are wrong, just adding some detail.

I mean, it'd feel good in the moment but then you might even be imprisoned on a trumped-up murder charge or have rioting niggers trash your house.
It's better to just avoid nig-infested areas and donate to Planned Parenthood once in a while so that the slow campaign of nig self-eradication continues.

Leave and never come back.

I live upstate as well, and It's shocking how many ghetto blacks there are, wandering across traffic, double parking on the streets, fighting, shooting each other, riding dirtbikes in the street etc.

lol you live in albany? sounds like a normal day here. every time i drive down central ave there are about two dozen black people parked in the right lane with their blinkers on. usually there is a spot like 10 feet away too.

The rules of society are racist you pieces of shit.